Quotes 5

by Charune

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Arix2009-04-20 10:50:25
QUOTE (SerenGuard Gero @ Apr 19 2009, 08:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You tell Uncle Kinson Talnara, "Uncle."

Kinson tells you, "Yes?"

You tell Uncle Kinson Talnara, "I need to talk to you about the birds and the bees."

Kinson tells you, "Well."

Kinson tells you, "When a mommy and daddy love each other very much, OR are both VERY drunk." wub.gif


he stole that from me
Fania2009-04-20 15:55:28
QUOTE (Nallie @ Apr 19 2009, 09:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame shouts, "Greetings, Lady Terentia. It has
been a long time since we last met. How have the years treated You?"

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament,
"Sufficient, Jigan, thank you for your query."


Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame shouts, "I am pleased to hear You are doing
well, my dear. Just remember my name if You ever need Your buns warmed, or You
cupcakes frosted. I am always willing to help old friends, even if that means
taking up the spatula once more."

Rofl!


Does every male related to me hit on Divine?
Tervic2009-04-20 20:33:15
QUOTE (Fania @ Apr 20 2009, 08:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Does every male related to me hit on Divine?


Jigan and Terentia have.... history.
Lawliet2009-04-20 21:10:00
Ooh, do tell
Kante2009-04-20 23:06:10
Spiral staircase within the Black Tower.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a cheuped is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall.
You see exits leading south, northwest, up, and down.
Vhaas2009-04-20 23:14:56
I want to see a statue of a statue.
Parabollus2009-04-20 23:33:08
QUOTE (Kante @ Apr 20 2009, 07:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Spiral staircase within the Black Tower.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a cheuped is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall.
You see exits leading south, northwest, up, and down.

Some builder and/or painter obviously likes Escher...
Shaddus2009-04-20 23:44:05
QUOTE
Kharvik, the Mudmeister says, "Im not even married."
4146h, 4140m, 4140e, 7p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|{20:40:9.84}

Kharvik puts a thin ruby band into a backpack smeared with mud and dirt.
4146h, 4140m, 4140e, 7p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|{20:40:13.64}

Crylia Mes'ard says, "Then why are you wearing a wedding ring."
4146h, 4140m, 4140e, 7p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|{20:40:19.03}
propose marriage to kharvik with doll
You are already married! My goodness, when I was your age, we had some respect for the institution of marriage. We didn't go around asking other people to marry us while we were still married. Shame on you.


I giggled IRL.
Fania2009-04-20 23:52:09
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Apr 20 2009, 04:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I giggled IRL.


That reminds me of two things. 1. I need to give Arlent back his rings. And 2. I can propose to people with cookies again.
Unknown2009-04-21 00:56:18
QUOTE (Kante @ Apr 20 2009, 04:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Spiral staircase within the Black Tower.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a cheuped is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall.
You see exits leading south, northwest, up, and down.


Never say Glomdoring is without humor >_>
Kante2009-04-21 01:50:20
With a flourish, you slip a silver ravenwood klangaxe into a bone and iron frogge.


You take a large python from a finely-woven snake net.



You begin to wield a large python in your left hand.

AWESOME.
Reiha2009-04-21 01:58:46
QUOTE (Kante @ Apr 20 2009, 04:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Spiral staircase within the Black Tower.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a painting of a cheuped is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall.
You see exits leading south, northwest, up, and down.

Someome stole my idea that I stole from Tully!


Also:
QUOTE
(*): Nyir says, ""I want you to smell nice for the wedding. also
if you don't stuff your belly with carrion beforehand, I think you might look
nice in a dress"."

What Sidd says to Nyir to be romantic.
Reiha2009-04-21 03:11:35
QUOTE
You tell Lord Viynain Peulus of the Realm of Nature, "( VIYNAIN LET'S GO BASHING
TOGETHER I THINK UR KEWWWL)"

Viynain tells you, "ZOMG TOTLI WE BASH TOGEZZUR."

You tell Lord Viynain Peulus of the Realm of Nature, "(Fo' cereal?)"

Viynain tells you, "Liek rice crispies on banana puddin, yo."

You tell Lord Viynain Peulus of the Realm of Nature, "(That sounds disgusting
what is wrong wiff you???"

Viynain tells you, "Wtfux. Wierdo."

Viynain tells you, "WE NO BASH TOGEZZUR NAOH."

You tell Lord Viynain Peulus of the Realm of Nature, "Ur a weirdo."

You tell Lord Viynain Peulus of the Realm of Nature, "... I give u eventru
pr0n?"

Viynain tells you, ":O."

Viynain tells you, "You know me so well <3."

You tell Lord Viynain Peulus of the Realm of Nature, "Jah jah jah?"

Viynain tells you, "Fapfapfap?!"

Serenwilde, this is your Ascendant. Swayed by poorly drawn Eventru porn.

*converts him to Glom*
Unknown2009-04-21 04:14:13
QUOTE (Kante @ Apr 20 2009, 09:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You begin to wield a large python in your left hand.


I'm sure that's the start of a epic mudsex log.
Kante2009-04-21 05:57:07
Shadow Cylus Blackcopse, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Ok then, before we go on wit' tha'...why the Nil is there a brain without a body draggin' itself 'round here?"
Aliore2009-04-21 06:10:24
Casilu says, "Would undead even have periods?"
Casilu2009-04-21 06:11:48
QUOTE (Aliore @ Apr 20 2009, 11:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Casilu says, "Would undead even have periods?"


I demand context!
Aliore2009-04-21 06:25:06
Casilu says, "Until you look, I'm going to sit in the dark cutting myself, wondering about the period question while listening to creepy music."
Casilu2009-04-21 06:28:08
It's the songs from the scary solstice CD! That's normal!


http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/Cotten-balls2.jpg


And that's what she wouldn't look at.
Richter2009-04-21 06:52:37
Got my friend to try Lusternia as her first MUD ever:

QUOTE
Marc says:
Yeah, whatever you want, I can get it made
Nancy says:
i wish you were my sugar daddy in real life
Marc says:
lol
Nancy says:
i'd be so much nicer to you
lol
Marc says:
...