Aoife really IS related to half of the Basin!

You didn't know you were related to Jigan? Heh heh...Being a Dekoven you should assume you are related to every 1 out of every 2 people you know.

A dark miasmic taint engulfs Shamarah, and he plunges his hand into the chest of Inagin and rips out his soul. Shadowy snakes swarm from the darkness that surrounds Shamarah and burrow into the soul of Inagin, consuming his essence.
Inagin's body falls lifelessly to the floor just as his soul disintegrates into the seething mass of unholy darkness.
Inagin has been slain by Shamarah.
Inagin drops a plug of coltsfoot.
Inagin drops a plug of coltsfoot.

Tinkerer Ryboi Luminare says, "May i have his corpse please?"

Brother Shamarah, Herald of Pestilence says, "No."

Brother Shamarah, Herald of Pestilence says, "Too late!"

Tinkerer Ryboi Luminare says, "Please."

Tinkerer Ryboi Luminare says, "What do you mean too late?"

Brother Shamarah, Herald of Pestilence says, "It was delicious."



Quick Edit: I just wasted too long having an inordinate amount of fun. The log can be found here

You slip into pungent meat great robes.
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p robes
These robes are a surreal creation indeed, being woven entirely of raw animal meat. A thinly-sliced flap of ham has been stitched on for the hood, while the main mass of the robes is formed from squishy hunks of bloody red beef secured in places with silk thread. Ornamentation is provided by strips of bacon on the cuffs and hem, marbled white with fat. The sash of the robe is a slippery loop of unidentifiable intestine, and there are even crude pockets on its inside lining to provide useful, albeit greasy storage space.
It has 56 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Marquis Hallen Mes'ard.
It is cursed and may not be removed when worn.


I MUST meat the creator of this.

I have this weird feeling that Exeryte designed that.

Think it was Amatsemaru.

I actually should've suggested that to you before the grub robes, but I'm glad you decided to take them all the same!

Professor Jozan, Master of the Lands says, "It's alright."

You poke Xypher in the belly.

Professor Jozan, Master of the Lands says, "Mvalo has graduated."

Jozan reaches over and spanks Mvalo firmly on his bum.

You give a horrified gasp.

Xypher blinks.

Professor Jozan, Master of the Lands says, "He got some spankings in school, but
that's normal."

Zada blinks.

You say, "Jeeze, Jo!"

Defensively raising his hands, Mvalo backs away from the situation slowly.

Professor Jozan, Master of the Lands says, "What's up?"

Druidic Gatherer, Zada Dawneye of the Blackthorn says, "That was not something
to walk back in on."

You say, "Woooow."

Professor Jozan, Master of the Lands says, "I'm not a priest, don't worry."

Professor Jozan, Master of the Lands says, "It's safe."

Xypher utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Xypher rolls on the floor, laughing.

Xypher Nimaet says, "Woooooow."

Ecclesiar Mvalo ri`Tou, the Shooting Star says, "But I am."

Jozan utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Professor Jozan, Master of the Lands says, "See, that's where the problem is."

Haha, priests rape kids, I get it.

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Kinson says, "NAIR and an electric razor."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Kinson says, "Oh great."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Kinson says, "You saw NOTHING."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Kinson says, "NOTHING."

Unless my designing ocd is mistaken, that would be Leiladhe.

Urge to draw buff naked merian censored by a single yellow rose rising.

GEOMANCERS NEWS #418
Date: 4/22/2009 at 7:45
From: Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame
To : Everyone
Subj: I kickass half the time, and the other half, I eat cake.

Greetings,

This coming year, which at the time of this posting, is in a few days or
so, we will reopen the guild sale. Credits are one thousand, five
hundred gold each. Please read GHELP CREDITS for the rules, regulations,
and fine print which may or may not include soul stealing, kidnapping,
or giving donations to the guild against your wishes when you disobey
and try to purchase credits, but didn't follow the rules, thank you for
the kind donation however.

This will run until we either run low on credits, or I get really,
really bored.

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Which leads me to the next subject. The Guild Seal contest. I have one
entry in my hands. Really, one. Single, without friends. Lonely. A
pitiful and sad failure of a paper who can't make friends. Let us laugh
at this paper, oh wait a minute, I know why it doesn't have friends.

Regardless, somewhere in the news postings, we have the guild seal
contest. It has prizes, I think. Really, more seals to read, more
decisions to be made, and I stay not bored. The longer I stay not bored,
the happier small woodland creatures shall be. Until an accident
happens, but you know what they say: "It's no use crying over a squirrel
that's been inexplicably exploded and soaked entirely through the walls
with tiny bones spelling out the Archmage's name." Or is it the
lactations of cows, which are not pregnant? Why does this happen? Oh
cows, my immortal enemies. Your secrets are ever sneaking away from my
grasp.

So, kill cows, design seals, and buy credits. And, do things.
Just...learn more about what it means to be a Geomancer. There is more
to it than seeing naked women and small cats that shoot great gouts of
fire out of their eyes around every corner. If you have questions, ask a
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duly appointed underseretary or secretary, or if you have combat related
things, talk to a Security or Protector, or a Protector, or a Security
member. Failing that, you might be made one, so you can talk to one.
Gods, I'm brilliant.

Whoever stole my damn pie better return it,

-Jigan

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Roarkian, in the year 233 CE

that was funny

Now I understand where he got his name.

(Newbie): Caverhill says, "Skein you are such a sweetheart... kiss kiss."

Oh Jigan, that was exactly what I needed to wake up to!

I nominate Reiha's for best-quote-ever.

Finally, someone else to appreciate them. I've been wearing meatrobes for years now and my god they're just superb.

This quote is full of win coated awesome. My question now is how does Mag put up with it? It seems like he'd have been executed 20 times already.