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Unknown2009-04-24 22:28:27
(Crystal Chaos): Shaddus says, "Porn."
(Crystal Chaos): You say, "Is."
(Crystal Chaos): Raikogen says, "Tentacles."
(Crystal Chaos): Everiine says, "Porn what?"

I love this clan already. wub.gif

Edit: More --

(Crystal Chaos): Everiine says, "From Heaven to Hell-- The Journey of Myrkr's
Crystal Chaos, unrated XXX version."
Xavius2009-04-25 03:47:56
You appoint Krellan to the position of guild protector.

You bestow your guildfavour on Krellan.

(Glomdoring): Krellan says, "Alright, who's messing around with illusions."

(Glomdoring): Krellan says, "I'll end you."

EDIT: (Glomdoring): Krellan says, "In my defense, it was a totally legit possibility."

Unknown2009-04-25 04:43:30
(Glomdoring): Krellan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Gather at Mother if you want to join Team Kreljiro."
Gero2009-04-25 07:26:07
Jigan tells you, "I consider it a good thing if I remember where I put my staff in the morning. The novices tend to play with my staff if I'm not paying attention. Then they get all sticky and you have to wash them down. God dammned kids."

You tell Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame, "I suppose I should expect things to sound dirty coming from a Geomancer."


Harkux2009-04-25 16:59:13

(Glade): Gregori says, "Welcome Dedicant Lekius, if you have any questions feel free to ask and someone will be happy to assist you."
Somaria2009-04-25 19:40:16
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Lendren Starfall, Steadfast Teacher of Dawn says, "Oooh, I get to use my ledger."

Finger extended, Lendren pokes the Ledger of the Spirits.

You tilt your head curiously at Lendren.

Lendren Starfall, Steadfast Teacher of Dawn leafs through the pages of the ledger.

Lendren Starfall, Steadfast Teacher of Dawn says, "Ah hah, the deed for Octave of the Spirits."

Lendren is the new Head of Octave of the Spirits.

Throwing his hands in the air, Lendren tosses his head back and laughs sadistically.

You give Lendren the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

(Octave of the Spirits): Lendren says, "Muhahahah! I am your master now!"


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Unknown2009-04-26 01:19:28
(Serenwilde): Aiyana (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "A regal unicorn's tail lifts momenterally as a soft 'poot' leaves it's behind, a few sparkles and sparks of rainbow fluttering behind it."
Shamarah2009-04-26 03:14:24
If Thoros were an Ephemeral:

(Jhagar): Celina (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "If he did, you would have seen "UR'BAAAAAAAAASH or "......." in room descriptions by now"."

(Jhagar): You say, "There would be a shrine to FAAAAAAAAAAAAIN."

(Jhagar): Ceren says, "This massive shrine is adorned skulls and censor.gif and dedicated to FAAAAAAAAAAIIIN. Offer moar."

(Jhagar): Celina (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "BITCH COME BASH."
Xiel2009-04-26 08:00:28
So, early morning conversations with Aiyana go all over the place, and we start wondering about something:

CODE
Viynain/Xiel says:
-Oh man
-Am I geek enough to design an ocarina flute >.>
Aiyana says:
-OMG I was gonna suggest ocarinas but I didnt know if you could do it D:
Viynain/Xiel says:
-XD
Aiyana says:
-Like seriously
-My inner Zelda geek broke out
-And I was like GET BACK IN THE DARK ROOM. NEVER COME OUT.
Viynain/Xiel says:
-...I think I'll design one
-And if it works
-I'll totally design a whole line
Aiyana says:
-XD
-Do iiiit
Viynain/Xiel says:
-Man
-Mow do you even start that though
-A simple ocarina flute
-?
Aiyana says:
-This is an ocarina. It's hardcore. Sorry, but you're not the hero of time.
It has 300 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 8 ounce(s).
Viynain/Xiel says:
-XD
-Oh man
-I'm really tempted to
Aiyana says:
-I'll start designing one in the morning wew
Viynain/Xiel says:
-WAIT
Aiyana says:
-Though...
Viynain/Xiel says:
-HOW DO YOU ADD NEW DESIGNS
-Like
-You know in tailoring, accessories could be like
-Bags
-And things
Aiyana says:
-I've also needed to start on my bardic. And do Krellan's pet outlines..
-O.o
-Idea it?
Viynain/Xiel says:
-issue me Having never exactly dabbled much into the world of being a trademaster, I was wondering - how exactly do new patterns come to be for existing categories? Take for example, Tailoring Accessories. Those have been split into things ranging from vests to gloves to satchels. How would a trademaster go about making, say, a new pattern for Artisan Horns? I see that they can be either trumpets or flutes, but I (and the inner geek inherent within most all of us) was wondering if say...an ocarina pattern could be made. Would such a request go through the newsposts? Ideas? Envoys? Thank you for reading my question!
->.>
-<.<
Aiyana says:
--clapclapclap- X3
Viynain/Xiel says:
-I'll be the sole reason Link and Zelda alts start coming out of the woodworks D:
Aiyana says:
-...DX
Viynain/Xiel says:
-XD
-Oh man
Aiyana says:
-They'll all be in Seren :/
Viynain/Xiel says:
-5604h, 6705m, 6578e, 10p, 22115en, 32644w exkb /00:49:42.111/<>-
honours Zilda
Zilda, Pure Chime (Female Wild Elfen).
-D:
Aiyana says:
-Oh god you scared me
-I checked


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Siam2009-04-26 10:32:52
QUOTE (Celina @ Apr 26 2009, 03:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Text greed and the text karma that bites you in the text ass. Text justice in a hard candy (text) world. Seren's text morals have been upheld and your filthy text avarice is no more.


That sounded funny
Reiha2009-04-26 15:56:07
QUOTE
Vathael says, "SNUGGLEZ."

Serenwilde has changed you. I don't even know you anymore, man.
Unknown2009-04-26 18:01:57
(Newbie): Suffering says, "Is anyone willing to help me."
Serella2009-04-26 22:27:37
QUOTE
You yawn loudly as you pace in front of the nexus. An all too familiar thrumming
noise fills the air, and you roll eyes as a ragged voice echoes all around you,
rambling on and on. You turn to leave and find a bit of silence, but suddenly
realize you cannot move. You try again and again, panic setting in as you create
no distance between yourself and the nexus. Tears roll down your cheeks as the
prospect of never escaping the irritating voice overwhelms you.


Hee, hadn't seen this dream before. Though I guess it's no longer as relevant, since people don't bother to raise TBC much now (and Lendren is vigilant).
Shaddus2009-04-26 22:32:02
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The Pool of Stars.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An enormously wide circular pool, as dark as the night sky, glitters softly between the columns. His form suffused with soft light, the Keeper of the Pool of Stars stands here attentively. The resplendent figure of an archangel rises up from the ground, her golden wings furled protectively over a small figure cradled in her arms. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. A statue of a celestial archangel stands here, memorializing her noble spirit. There are 2 golden retrievers here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Golden wings spread wide, a brilliant golden pegasus stands here, sparkling softly. Gazing out behind eyes of ice, the body of Mariello is frozen solid, preserved here in the middle of some act. Baz the great winged wallaby is bristling her whiskers here. A boyish charm lingering about him, Samas the Joyous is here, smiling brightly. White robes clinging to her lithe figure, Jarana Farain stands here, her fins rising and falling gracefully. Smiling gently at his surroundings, Naedaros Inalai is here, dressed in fine, gilded garments. Gazing about with an air of dignity, Gathelta Highwater stands here. Torili stands here in thoughtful repose, contemplating his surroundings. Aural Tildarmin stands here pretentiously glancing about, his bell notoriously at his side. A radiant, chestnut brown stallion with a black tail stands firm here. There are 10 A radiant archangels here.


Heh.
Unknown2009-04-26 23:26:58
QUOTE
Arin Dekoven, the Special One says, "So bored."

Arin Dekoven, the Special One says,"What about some pick up lines?"

The bright sun shines down upon you.

Arin Dekoven, the Special One says, "I lost my leg in battle, guess what I'm
standing on."

Squire Tyrael Almasy, Ward of Tarion says, "What?"

Squire Tyrael Almasy, Ward of Tarion says, "Nevermind..."

You roll on the floor, laughing.


Teehee, Tyrael.
Lawliet2009-04-26 23:26:59
(**********): Aes (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Lawli
wait...wait! .....wai OH GOD!"

(**********): Aes (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Owie! ow ow ow!!
....ohhhh <33.....i mean OWIE!!"
Unknown2009-04-26 23:55:57
A new Ascendant rises! By decree of Prince Steingrim and with full support of the Star Council, let it be known that the Righteous Principality of New Celest has this day imbued Talkan with the energies of the Pool of Stars, raising a Vernal Ascendant!
Shaddus2009-04-27 00:38:04
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Message #68 Sent by: (system)
04/26 21:31 "Tears of joy flow freely from your eyes as Fain, of the Red Masque appoints you to The High Priestess of Fain. .

(Crimson Council): You say, "I am not amused."
Shiri2009-04-27 02:28:19
(Serenwilde): You say, "May be inducting Fandies in a bit."
(Serenwilde): Glinael says, "What are Fandies, out of curiousity?"
Reiha2009-04-27 02:35:29
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Viynain says, "I will intercourse you firmly."

After touching my boobs sad.gif