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by Charune

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Vathael2009-04-27 04:09:44
(SKeLeToN HeArTh): Aliod (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Impresaria Lyla
Oubliette, Lady of the Obscene Revelry says, "What the NIL?""

(SKeLeToN HeArTh): Aliod (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "..he did it in
the city."

(SKeLeToN HeArTh): Aliod (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I can't do
that."

(SKeLeToN HeArTh): Aliod (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Has anyone put a
hit out on me yet!?!?"

(SKeLeToN HeArTh): You say, "Not yet."

(SKeLeToN HeArTh): Akui (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Vath is the dawg,
the BIIiig bad dog."

(SKeLeToN HeArTh): Sarrasri says, "The bounty hunter?"

(SKeLeToN HeArTh): Akui says, "Do you say "Braw" a lot when you jump people?"

(SKeLeToN HeArTh): You say, "Hell yes. biggrin.gif."

(SKeLeToN HeArTh): You say, "Then I tell them about god after I get them."

(SKeLeToN HeArTh): Aliod says, "You know this wouldn't of happened if you would
of been of Seren."

(SKeLeToN HeArTh): Aliod says, "CHARUNE LOVES YOU *brainbash*."

(SKeLeToN HeArTh): Aliod says, "YOU NEED TO LET THE BAD IDEAS OUT *BRAINBASH*."

(SKeLeToN HeArTh): You say, "Rofl."

Noola2009-04-27 04:34:09
(Market): Nathic says, "Seeking "a good fuzzy girl" must be cheap and willing to work. Send offers to Gavilian."

ohmy.gif

laugh.gif
Reiha2009-04-27 06:36:50
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3742h, 3819m, 3612e, 10p, 17305w elrxk-readlog geomancers 0 1
2009/04/26 05:47:59 - Ceren inguilded Yukari as a novice.
2009/04/26 05:53:36 - Jigan advanced Yukari's time for graduating novicehood
for: I'm the Archmage. This is Yukari. If you have problems with this, please
direct them to the brick wall located somewhere in Delport. She was once a
geomancer. You want to argue? I got paperwork just in case, you nosey bastards.
I'm onto your games. I know why you read these guild logs, to see who's getting
what credits for what service, and who's been disfavoured. Oh, I know how it is.
Well, I do too. But then again, I'm a bastard. Which reminds me, I need to find
my father and send him a letter about how I'm doing. And, I need cookies and
milk.
2009/04/26 05:54:35 - Jigan advanced Yukari's time for graduating novicehood
for: See the above notation, you lazy bastards. All you. In cahoots with the
damned squirrels, cows, and that god damned, trice cursed violet fowl that
torments my every waking step. I wonder if I can trap it in someone's head.
2009/04/26 05:54:35 - Yukari graduated from novicehood.
2009/04/26 05:56:09 - Ceren appointed Vashner as a guild protector.
2009/04/26 05:56:46 - Liam deposited 7500 gold at Magnagora City Bank.
2009/04/26 05:57:27 - Credits: -5. Transfer to Liam. Reason: Credit sale, you
nosey, nosey people.

Geomancers and Jigan <3
Unknown2009-04-27 14:23:23
The truth revealed. Well, not revealed so much as distilled and put into bullet-format.

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(x): Nienla says, "I've created the SD Combat 4 Steps to Success."


(x): Nienla says, "Number one, Choke. This part is highly encouraged."


(x): Nienla says, "Number two, Scourge."

(x): Nienla says, "Number three, Succumb."

(x): Nienla says, "Number five, Toadcurse."

(x): Nienla says, "Number six, Win."
Everiine2009-04-27 14:40:31
Jigan might have to help me out here. This is the beginning of a letter he sent me:

Dear Madame,

Dear Sir,

To Whom it may concern,
Everiine2009-04-27 16:42:29
Talking about custom zaps, Casilu came up with one for Eventru:
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(xxxxxxxx): Casilu says, "A large bolt of bright yellow lightning wizzes from the clouds, blinding the Basin with the might of seventeen and one-third suns, not to say that it is just bright, no, but the bolt of lightning is accompanied by a chorus of angels, making a strange thundering noise. That is not to say the angels are loud! For they indeed start quiet, only audible at the level of a pin dropping, slowly rising in a holy meoldy that consumes your earing, your eyes burning from the bright yellow bolt hurtling towards the earth! A golden shower accompanies the bolt, soaking everything in a slightly layer of liquid gold, smelling and tasting vaguely of bronze and small children, each drop also has its own chorus of angels, singing in its own tune. Before the bolt reaches it's target, the entire Basin screams and groans, thinking they got a very long tell."
Tervic2009-04-27 20:44:51
Saaga Elaysi, Voice of the Enigma says to you, "I wrote a book about her."

Saaga Elaysi, Voice of the Enigma says, "It just won prestige, too."

Saaga shifts her eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Saaga Elaysi, Voice of the Enigma says, "It is titled 'Further Experiments with Crystal'"

Comprehension flashes across your face.

You say, "A creation of your own devices, then."

Saaga tells you, "((Except you no read, you're a biology student))"

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Celina2009-04-28 07:34:09
(The Swarm): You say, "When in doubt, blame Krellan."

A single large crow feather dances and swirls high overhead as it rides the eddies of the wind towards its destination.

(The Swarm): Viravain says, "Well said."

(The Swarm): Krellan says, "Hardly! Ow!"
Ronny2009-04-28 14:20:22
(Austriae est imperare orbi universo): Chade says, "Melv, come rape me."
Everiine2009-04-28 14:22:32
(Serenguard): Raguel (from the Astral Plane) says, "To save frost potions whilst fighting obesefessors i'm just going to set myself on fire."
Celina2009-04-28 14:34:49
QUOTE (Rainydays @ Apr 27 2009, 09:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The truth revealed. Well, not revealed so much as distilled and put into bullet-format.


Nienla has questionable counting skills.
Unknown2009-04-28 19:10:18
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(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "Aiieeeeee."


(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "Save meeeee."

(x): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "From what."

(x): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Go back to class!!"

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "I can't!"

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "My teacher is like, sick."

(x): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Why can't you?"

(x): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Oh."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "And cancelled class."

(x): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Swine flu."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "This is the second time she's done it."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "OGOD."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "I DONT WANNA DIE TO SOME PIG ILLNESS."

(x): Sthai says, "You gonna die."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "SAVE ME."

(x): Sthai says, "Save my knee."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "If I die, can I get a statue made of me in the commune sad.gif."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "OR BETTER YET."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "Make my character into an NPC."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, ":O."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "That'd be awesome."

(x): You say, "Aww, I'll make an aethershrine to Xiels if you die."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "Aww."

(x): You say, "Don't die xiel. That would not be "awesome"."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "-snuggle- Just tell the admin to make my character into an NPC."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "Stick me in my guildhall or something."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, ":D."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "Just make sure that I say awesome shiz -makes last will-."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "D:."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "But other than that, what's up."

(x): Viynain (from the Aetherways) says, "Anything interesting happen."

Xiel2009-04-28 20:53:21
OGOD. Pig illness! -panic-
Fania2009-04-28 20:55:45
QUOTE (Xiel @ Apr 28 2009, 01:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OGOD. Pig illness! -panic-


Oink, Oink, Croak
Xiel2009-04-28 20:58:56
D:
Tervic2009-04-28 21:44:25
Ribbit?
Unknown2009-04-28 21:45:18
QUOTE (Tervic @ Apr 28 2009, 05:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ribbit?


*Stomp*
Gero2009-04-28 21:47:24
QUOTE (Tervic @ Apr 28 2009, 02:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ribbit?


GeroGero?
Vhaas2009-04-28 21:49:27
QUOTE (Tervic @ Apr 28 2009, 12:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ribbit?


get tervic
get sac from tervic
squeeze sac in empty
envenom sitara with crotamine
Tervic2009-04-28 22:20:12
QUOTE (Vhaas @ Apr 28 2009, 02:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
get tervic
get sac from tervic
squeeze sac in empty
envenom sitara with crotamine


Wait what!? That.... sounds dirty.