Hehe. That message has been there since day 1. I <3 that message.

Talkan has been burned to death by Lord Nydekion La'Saet.
You see the death occur at molasses falls.

...you're doing it wrong.

Did someone target "Tal" instead of "Talan"?

Talan wasn't there. Can't even try to blame it on that!

(Disciples of Klangratch): Nydekion (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ah, firewall."

oops

Repressed father-son jealousy issues and Oedipal complexes?

EDIT: ninja'd :\\

Late nights on the clan after discussing Domans new race change.

(X): Malarious (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Cant resist a lovely lass in a skirt, they are rather hard to pass up."

(X): Simimi says, "Especially Dracnari ass in a skirt."

(X): Simimi says, "Lasssss Dracnari LADD."

(X): Simimi says, "LASS even."

(X): Dysolis says, "Heh."

(X): You say, "Hahahaha."

(X): Dysolis says, "I will remember that forever mi."

(X): Simimi says, "Ayo..."

(X): You say, "I would give you a high-five for that comment Simimi, if you were in my vicinity."

About a certain Lusternian player...

(Crystal Chaos): Larksyne says, "Never seen his pic."

(Crystal Chaos): Kialkarkea says, "He looks like a rapist."

(Crystal Chaos): Larksyne says, "But I imagine him as a crusty old man."

(Crystal Chaos): Serella (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "'Have you seen this
man?' >_>."

(The Swarm): Xenthos says, "Except Narsrim just went to Ethereal to dig up my eyes."

(The Swarm): Talan says, "Boo."

(The Swarm): Talan says, "Plant more."

(The Swarm): Talan says, "Leave not an eyesocket full within the entire commune. For the Glomdoring."


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(Viper Fang Forging): Haiden (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "If I were an
enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

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(Viper Fang Forging): Haiden (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ill be sin2
and you can be cos2 and then together, well be one."

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(The Swarm): Celina says, "Bitches get stitches. Remember that."

On discussing my guild-hopping:

Denust tells you, "(( You're like Narsrim, but younger. ))"

Without the omnitrans, demigod or the 20 million and one artifacts...and you have boobs.

I wouldn't trade.

Because you can use teh bewbs to get omnitrans, demigod, and 20 million and one artifacts. You girls have it so easy. Two blank checks just attached to you like that

Hence my artifact suggestion. You get the checks, and the knotholes.

That wasn't even the funniest part of the whole conversation.

And you are like Narsrim. You even admit to griefing Glomdoring and everything.









Guildhopper.

As I like to say:

Guild hopping is a way to maximize the social experience that is Lusternia and those who dislike it do so because they are jealous!

I don't guildhop, I just whore alts. I've had several dozen already.

EDIT: Most of them have a life span of two weeks or less. There's only ever been one exception.

Jigan: Blood for the Blood God!

Tervic: SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

Tervic: I mean...

Tervic: FOR THE GREATER GOOD

Jigan: (FEMALE DOGS) FOR MY HAREM

Damn right!

Not a quote, but I thought it was funny