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Unknown2009-04-30 18:33:37
QUOTE (Myrkr @ Apr 30 2009, 10:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Viper Fang Forging): Haiden (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "If I were an
enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

crying.gif (I heard that after a Biology class.)
Unknown2009-04-30 20:33:27
(Crystal Chaos): You say, "Mike Tyson VS Van Gogh!"

(Crystal Chaos): You say, "WHO WILL WIN?!!"

(Crystal Chaos): Eria (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Van gogh all the
way."

(Crystal Chaos): Eria (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He'd be like, hold
up hold up, lemme take my ears off."
Lawliet2009-04-30 21:56:41
Jaskata Tredia says, "So!"

Jaskata Tredia says, "Fancy meeting your boobs here."
Reiha2009-05-01 00:05:21
Chade d'Illici says, "I apologised for choking him."
Fania2009-05-01 00:18:22
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Apr 30 2009, 02:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jaskata Tredia says, "So!"

Jaskata Tredia says, "Fancy meeting your boobs here."


Lawliet...do you sometimes leave your boobs at home?
Shaddus2009-05-01 00:18:34
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You carefully study an artisan design.
Item: Throne Type: Thrones Org: Public
Commodities: marble 900 cloth 50 silk 25 silver 25
Space: 70% Furniture Type: Normal Furnishings
Outdoors: No Container: No Can Have Lock: No
IMPORTANT: The main noun of this item MUST use this name: THRONE
Appearance:
a porcelain throne
Dropped:
Standing in the corner here is a low porcelain throne.
Examined:
Simple in structure, this porcelain throne is low enough to sit upon
easily, yet just high enough for the user to cross their legs when
seated. The seat is covered in a silken ring-shaped pillow, comfortable
enough for even the largest posterior. On the back is some sort of
silver handle, presumably to assist in standing up from the throne.
Comments:

Lol. I designed a toilet.
Unknown2009-05-01 00:21:45
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Apr 30 2009, 05:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lol. I designed a toilet.


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Unknown2009-05-01 00:27:33
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Apr 30 2009, 08:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lol. I designed a toilet.


Bwahaha. I love you Shaddus. Thanks for running with my suggestion. biggrin.gif
Kelysa2009-05-01 00:40:57
The fact it doesn't have a hollow basin under the seat is fail. Though I've totally thought of this idea before. but I forgot to shout PATENT PENDING.
Arix2009-05-01 00:58:27
I knew a guy who turned his old toilet into a flower planter. He put it on his front lawn and planted cosmos in it
Reiha2009-05-01 02:17:54
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Sidd excitedly bounces on the tips of his toes as he waves furiously and squeals, "HAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
Too bad it was astral insanity.
Unknown2009-05-01 04:50:51
(The Swarm): Krellan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You only died cause you were glomzerged."
(The Swarm): Celina (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "The Proper term is "glomnomnom'd"."
Unknown2009-05-01 04:57:23
Oh man it's catching on.
Reiha2009-05-01 06:20:53
(Market): Jigan says, "Girlfriend got a boytoy on the side who ain't putting
out? Skin his hide and make a scroll. Bookbinder for hire."
Aerotan2009-05-01 12:24:27
QUOTE (julie @ Feb 15 2009, 11:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
As you welcome another scholar into your traveling group, you're bombarded by a cacophony of requests to move more swiftly to several different places. You spy a wandering bard in the distance, eye the group you're leading, and then sigh, resolving to only offer guidance to pilgrims from now on.


I know most of you have probably seen this dream a thousand times. I just noticed it and found it hilariously true tongue.gif

<3


And yes, I read from that far back.

Also: Cas's Eventru zap nearly made me wet myself I laughed so hard. You may carry on now.
Vhaas2009-05-01 17:11:59

QUOTE
Cylus tells you, "Hello there wyrm who overpowers me. what can I do fer ya?"
Gregori2009-05-01 23:10:00
QUOTE
(Serenwilde): Aiyana says, "Stuff came before porn?"
Llandros2009-05-02 02:47:53
(x): x (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Xenthos communedisfavoured Celina for: For disobeying a direct order. "Glomnomnom" is not an appropriate term to be throwing around. And this goes for you as well, Krellan."
Celina2009-05-02 02:53:08
QUOTE (Llandros @ May 1 2009, 09:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(x): x (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Xenthos communedisfavoured Celina for: For disobeying a direct order. "Glomnomnom" is not an appropriate term to be throwing around. And this goes for you as well, Krellan."


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For the record, that's not my quote!
Xenthos2009-05-02 02:56:42
QUOTE (Celina @ May 1 2009, 10:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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For the record, that's not my quote!

Sorry, I was waiting for him to do it again. You just beat him to the repeat. sad.gif

Also: That was Krellan's quote. He was happy to see his name in a disfavour. *eye Krellan*