(Magnagora): Veracruz says, "City target."

(Magnagora): Esano says, "M3."

Teh l33t Magnagorans.

The keys are right n3xt to each other!

Seditionist Romero, Scion of Hatred says, "What makes her say lol:censor:munch."

A skeletal, brown stallion with leathery wings's stomach gives one last desperate growl before he keels over from starvation.
A skeletal, brown stallion with leathery wings shimmers and fades away from sight.
Apprentice Celina d'Murani says, "Stupid horse."

Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning murmurs, "Wait still she gets fat."

Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning says, "Till rather."

You ask, "Why?"

You pet a young female horse with a grey mane ingratiatingly.

Alcentario y'Kaliath, Ward of Shadows says, "So she still wont fly, even with
wings."

You say, "Psh."

Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning says to you,
"Because my horse used to be a pretty white color, now she's a fat grey color."

Alcentario y'Kaliath, Ward of Shadows says, "You could ride her to the bottom of the sea."

Daedalion snickers softly to himself.

Alcentario y'Kaliath, Ward of Shadows says, "Or could use her on a trebuchet."

Daedalion nods his head sagely.

Alcentario pets a young female horse with a grey mane ingratiatingly.
A young female horse with a grey mane snorts softly in Alcentario's direction.

Alcentario y'Kaliath, Ward of Shadows says to a young female horse with a grey
mane, "Your going to be obese, Yes you are, Yes you are!"



v.v Now she's going to have a complex. XIELKINS, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PONY?! -sob-

I just gave your pony a healthy appetite, Arkie.

D:

You see what happens when people don't feed their horses enough! Think of the animals D:

Yes, but I don't want to know how you 'gave my horse a healthy appetite'. That just sounds...so...wrongwrongwrong!

*cough* I know the answer to that, actually.

Oh god... I said that at Megalith when I meant to do clan channel. I laughed so hard, evoked yesod, and left.

Though I figured more people would have unique responses and I was tossing out names to see who gets the luv.

Reasons to not be a Griefer, Chapter 10, Volume 2:

(Celestines): Alban (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I got ganged up on! I
feel so unloved."

You say, "Dekoven."
Astor Dekoven exclaims, "Yes yes, I am of House Dekoven! It is as true as I am
my mother's son, cherie! Though I did not know it in my youth, it was revealed
to me when I left my home of Delport!"

Astor Dekoven exclaims, "Fait accompli, I say! I have come back to my family,
though they knew not of me before! Ha ha, what shock they must have, no? And so
you see, it is I, Astor Dekoven, who brought Beastmastery to New Celest,
cherie!"

Astor Dekoven says, "Perhaps a kiss for a handsome gentleman, n'est-ce pas?"
Astor Dekoven winks knowingly.

You kiss Astor Dekoven passionately.
Astor Dekoven exclaims, "Ah, cherie, a good lady you are! Your father raised you
right, no doubt!"
Astor Dekoven winks conspiratorially at you.

Astor Dekoven exclaims, "Ah, women, they trouble the mind while they ease the
eye! Les femme fatale, just like sweet Lady Jarana!"

Looking into a gilded mirror, you rub your fingers around the gilded edges. A
rainbow glow shimmer covers the mirror's surface and travels up your arm and
covers your entire body. You feel yourself transform from female to male.

You say, "Dekoven."
Astor Dekoven exclaims, "Yes yes, I am of House Dekoven! It is as true as I am
my mother's son, cherie! Though I did not know it in my youth, it was revealed
to me when I left my home of Delport!"

Astor Dekoven exclaims, "Fait accompli, I say! I have come back to my family,
though they knew not of me before! Ha ha, what shock they must have, no? And so
you see, it is I, Astor Dekoven, who brought Beastmastery to New Celest,
cherie!"
You kiss Astor Dekoven passionately.
Astor Dekoven exclaims, "Ack! Please, monsieur, no more, no more!"

I LOVE Astor.

My favorite mob in the entire game, I swear it.

You say, "Do you know Jarana?"
Astor Dekoven exclaims, "Ah, femme fatale! Her beauty is enchanting and, cherie,
her eyes! Oh, each day she comes by, my life is but a faux pas! How sad am I!"
Astor Dekoven sighs heavily, leaning his chin upon his hands, which he rests
atop the shovel's staff. A sad, distant look consumes his eyes.

poor Astor

(Newbie): Baij says, "How do I stop flying?"
(Newbie): Misako says, "Land."

Alianna's newest post amuses me

Rika's amused me more

The Moralis, Black Rose Among the Thorns says to Crylia, "Your gender is fearsome."