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Razenth2009-05-26 08:11:57
Rika, I know Kalas was placed before the given name, right back to Kalas Aesyra, etc. You think me stupid? Oh! I think it was Hajamin wasn't it?
Ilyarin2009-05-26 08:49:41
I'm pretty sure it was Estarra who called Orti "Kalas" at some mass gathering (townhall meeting maybe) at Avechna's Peak.

@Rika, he didn't mean first name as in "before the name", he meant it as in "the name to call you by."
Rika2009-05-26 10:42:11
Oooh. Should have been more clear. tongue.gif
Lawliet2009-05-26 13:21:53
Baroness Celeris La'Saet, Love's Protege says, "I should check on my whores."
Unknown2009-05-26 13:25:19
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Baroness Celeris La'Saet, Love's Protege says, "I should check on my whores."


Nooo...can't believe you forumquoted that. I meant HORSE! Not -whores-!
Shaddus2009-05-26 13:45:21
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portal exit
You portal to the Aetherplex Chamber.
The Aetherplex Chamber.
Someone's magically-preserved letter has been lost here. Gazing out behind eyes of ice, the body of Anyania is frozen solid, preserved here in the middle of some act. The fossilized remains of Niho are here. A white marble gravestone stands vigil here, memorializing the death of some poor soul. You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. There is an aetherways portal here.
You see exits leading north (open door), south, and out.

A wiry haired mammoth stomps in from the ether.

Ceren laughs joyously.


A wiry haired mammoth stomps off to the ether.


Ceren creeps me out.
Unknown2009-05-26 18:29:40
(Magnagora): Jigan says, "If you see me wandering around someplace no in the
city, wondering why there are crows, or deer, or people happy to see me are
around, please give me a general push in the direction of the city. It seems
senilty is setting in."

(Magnagora): Ceren (from the Astral Plane) says, "I shall do my best."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Without your foot or staff doing the pushing, Ceren."

(Magnagora): Ceren (from the Astral Plane) says, "I shall do my best."

(Magnagora): Ceren (from the Astral Plane) says, "Oops."


Rofl. Wooow. Leave it to Jigan.
Jigan2009-05-26 18:35:22
Thought I was at the Mag portals, saw a crow come in through the portals and leave. Alerted the city to an intruder, and when I tried to hunt them down, saw that the compass wasn't reading right. Then I realized I was at the aetherplex.

Although, if I had more time, I think I would have played with it some more.

dazed.gif
Ayisdra2009-05-26 19:54:39
QUOTE (Jigan @ May 26 2009, 02:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thought I was at the Mag portals, saw a crow come in through the portals and leave. Alerted the city to an intruder, and when I tried to hunt them down, saw that the compass wasn't reading right. Then I realized I was at the aetherplex.

Although, if I had more time, I think I would have played with it some more.

dazed.gif


That was me, unless another person came with a crow. Hmm and I didn't see you follow me at all...
Arin2009-05-26 21:49:38
He is very very sneaky!
Aerotan2009-05-27 00:10:43
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(Newbie): Jeryd says, "How do i play the game im stuck at the txt screen."

(Newbie): Shuyin says, "The graphics come later after you beat it."
Everiine2009-05-27 00:25:17
(Serenwilde): Aiyana says, "There's a certain order to the stripper-cycle."
Harkux2009-05-27 01:42:16
QUOTE (Everiine @ May 26 2009, 08:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Serenwilde): Aiyana says, "There's a certain order to the stripper-cycle."


...

WELL THERE IS D:
Casilu2009-05-27 02:12:40
QUOTE (Harkux @ May 26 2009, 06:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...

WELL THERE IS D:


Does any part of it involve eating a sandwich naked?
Unknown2009-05-27 03:06:52
In reference to killing Tacita:
#3 Yukio: 05/26 20:28 "She was defending.. Is that bad?"


You sent the following message to Yukio: She's kind of my daughter, you kind of
haven't met her yet aside from killing her!
Yukio would like you to know that: I will get back to you when I am able.

Yukio tells you, "Oops!"

You tell Sohei Yukio Auralius, "Oops is right! A big oops! A REALLY BIG OOPS!"

Yukio tells you, "I didn't know!"

You tell Sohei Yukio Auralius, "Take a look at my family tree in the future
before you think of killing my kids. I don't care about my father, but my
kids... come on now."

CODE
You are a first generation member of the Auralius family by marriage.
You were born into the Great House of Dekoven.
You have been divorced 2 times.
Spouse:
   Yukio Auralius
Parents:
   Emberteru
   Atuniel Dekoven
Siblings:
   Cappen Dekoven
   Ijen Dekoven
   Laroine Dekoven
Children:
   Heskel  
   Tacita Inseira
   Lesk Inseira
   Aiyana Mes'ard
Grandchildren:
   Fern Mes'ard
   Nettle Mes'ard


Aiyana died to the martial prowess of Sohei Yukio Auralius.

You thrust your palm towards your forehead and hit it with a resounding *smack*!

Arix2009-05-27 03:13:11
Aiyana doesn't count
Yiro2009-05-27 03:28:40
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Go Yukio Go! *waits for Lesk to bite the chain*
Casilu2009-05-27 03:50:43
You recall that Aiyana told you:
"(( I've seen enough porn in my day to have some sembelence of an idea. ))"
Unknown2009-05-27 04:13:22
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(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Your Dark Marshall is currently facing a crisis. Perhaps one of you can help."

(Glomdoring): Shuyin (from an Aetherbubble) says, "What's going on?"

(Glomdoring): Yamori (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Of course, M'lady."

You tell Talan Ysav'rai, "Is something happening?"

(The Shadow Court): Ishant says, "Does anyone know the crisis Lady Viravain speaks of?"

(The Shadow Court): Shuyin (from an Aetherbubble) says, "Something about a rug."

(The Shadow Court): You say, "I do not. I sent the Dark Seneschal a tell just now."

(The Shadow Court): Talan (from the Realm of the Lady of the Thorns) says, "It is no crisis really. We are sprucing. I... apparently do not know how to properly keep temple."

(The Shadow Court): Ishant says, "Interesting."

(The Shadow Court): Talan (from the Realm of the Lady of the Thorns) says, "But if anyone has a way to clean a rug? You sort of hang them up and hit them with a stick, yes? And then the dirt falls out?"

(The Shadow Court): You say, "Yes, I believe that is proper procedure..."

(The Shadow Court): Shuyin (from an Aetherbubble) says, "Have Krellan clean it."

(The Shadow Court): You say, "Would you like aid? I shall come with my cudgel."

Talan tells you, "A cudgel would be helpful I guess, yes."

(walking to temple)

(The Shadow Court): Viravain says, "That would imply that Krellan is most apt at domesticated chores, Shuyin."

(a bit more walking)

Talan Ysav'rai says, "I will try that, I think."

You curtsey respectfully before Talan.

p rug
Carved from a single aslaran specimen, this beautiful rug is the colour of the deepest stygian night. The legs and arms of the donor are clearly visible, making up four smaller sections that jut out from the main body of the lush, black fur rug. A stubby tail makes up the fifth limb and a small silver tag is attached with the words "Donated by Yrael" embossed upon its exterior.
It weighs about 62 pounds.

(The Shadow Court): Shuyin (from an Aetherbubble) says, "Good point milady. He would be better suited as a new rug instead."

You say, "If you hang it up, Seneschal, I'll beat the dirt from it."

Talan Ysav'rai nods to the rug, suspended over the floating broom.

Talan Ysav'rai says, "That bit is done."

You have emoted: Ried stands next to the hovering rug and prepares to swing her cudgel.

You say to Talan, "Best get out of the way, Seneschal. I wouldn't want you inhaling the dust."

Talan nods her head in agreement.

Talan Ysav'rai steps a few paces back, lifting the collar of her robes to cover her mouth and nose.

You have emoted: Ried gives the rug a good whack, sending a dust cloud into the air.

Clouds of billowing dust erupts from the rug, filling up the room with its presence and obscuring all sight.

Talan covers her mouth and sneezes.

You have emoted: Ried holds her breathe and waves the dust away, to no avail.

Between coughs, you exclaim, "This is a bit much!"

You ask Talan, "Do you think I got it all?"

An eerie whisper echoes upon the wind, "Perhaps, we should do this another time ... "

I'm pretty sure I like this Viravain. biggrin.gif
Shaddus2009-05-27 04:54:18
Just realized this.
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#187 f+ Skill: Necromancy - DeathWeapon G: Ur'Guard


Coincidence?