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Casilu2009-05-27 04:57:48
From the IRC:

say Scorpion's Sting has pies
Aerotan2009-05-27 07:50:17
QUOTE
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You attempt the Kata form of hunt2.
Slashing viciously at an aslaran warrior, you rend him with an iron nekai.
Slashing viciously at an aslaran warrior, you rend him with an iron nekai.
With a quick spin, you kick an aslaran warrior with your left foot.
Nicholo points the tip of his athame at an aslaran warrior's heart and makes a sudden stabbing motion. A glowing pentagram shoots from the tip of the athame and slams into his chest, making him gasp in pain.
Nicholo has scored a CRITICAL hit!
An aslaran warrior falls to his knees and blood gushes from his eyes, ears and nose. He gives one final gasp before falling faceward in death.
An aslaran warrior has been slain by Nicholo.
Nicholo suddenly scoops up the corpse of an aslaran warrior.

Unknown2009-05-27 10:17:28
Whoops.

(Market): Siam says, "Seeking -cheap- credits."

You tell Siam Talnara, Winter's Refrain, "How cheap?"

Siam tells you, "5,000 gold per."

You tell Siam Talnara, Winter's Refrain, "How many?"

Siam tells you, "About 10."

You tell Siam Talnara, Winter's Refrain, "I'll take 'em."

Siam tells you, "Okay! Lemme get my gold first."

Siam tells you, "There!"

You tell Siam Talnara, Winter's Refrain, "Oh wait."

You tell Siam Talnara, Winter's Refrain, "..."

You tell Siam Talnara, Winter's Refrain, "SEEKING, not selling. Sigh."

Siam tells you, "Eh?"

Siam tells you, "...oookay, thanks, though."
Siam2009-05-27 10:19:47
QUOTE (Azoth Nae'blis @ May 27 2009, 06:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whoops.

(Market): Siam says, "Seeking -cheap- credits."

You tell Siam Talnara, Winter's Refrain, "How cheap?"

Siam tells you, "5,000 gold per."

You tell Siam Talnara, Winter's Refrain, "How many?"

Siam tells you, "About 10."

You tell Siam Talnara, Winter's Refrain, "I'll take 'em."

Siam tells you, "Okay! Lemme get my gold first."

Siam tells you, "There!"

You tell Siam Talnara, Winter's Refrain, "Oh wait."

You tell Siam Talnara, Winter's Refrain, "..."

You tell Siam Talnara, Winter's Refrain, "SEEKING, not selling. Sigh."

Siam tells you, "Eh?"

Siam tells you, "...oookay, thanks, though."

you!! explode.gif crying.gif
Casilu2009-05-27 17:22:20


You feel a strong tug within your chest and the air comes alive with swirling, multicoloured light.
5470h, 3828m, 3828e, 10p, 24760en, 17200w elrxk-<10:21:12.252>


A bright, tiny star forms in the air, then elongates into a strand of bright light. Finally, it impossibly unfolds into the form of Balizar.

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Balizar breaks reality.
Unknown2009-05-27 17:25:19
I bugged it
Jack2009-05-27 17:27:53
WAY TO BREAK THE WORLD
Unknown2009-05-27 19:03:47
QUOTE
Zhiren: sad.gif
Zhiren:
Reghul d'Vanecu says, "I'm afraid you're too experienced for me to grant you
entrance into the Nihilists Guild, Zhiren. You'll have to seek out those in the
guild who can help you."
HINT: See HELP NIHILISTS to find out who is online to induct you.

Zhiren:
Novice aides: (nobody)
Able to inguild and promote: (nobody)

Zhiren: /cocks gun
Zhiren: /headshot
Zhiren: |-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Rest : not in need of sleep Lessons : 2 |
| Hunger : reasonably full Lesson Pools : 3043 |

Me: xDDDDD
Me: Lollin'so hard
Zhiren: **** you
Me: QWUOTED
Zhiren2009-05-27 19:07:09
go away

I hate your horse sad.gif
Reiha2009-05-27 22:12:13
QUOTE
Owen being inconsiderate

I like your rudeness.

*adopts*
Casilu2009-05-28 01:35:52
honors digitalbudda
Wyrm Digitalbudda, Ward of the Wyrd (Male Krokani).
He is 16 years old, having been born on the 15th of Juliary, 220 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is currently enrolled as a Student in the Shadowmaze.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
Reiha2009-05-28 07:33:09
QUOTE
You tell Spinner Alacardael Nightshade, Emissary of Dark Artifice, "(AFTER I
POST FOR HELP I FIGURED IT OUT KAJSDFHJAKDS784^%%^%)"

Pointing your staff at Mischief, the Mutant Kitty, icy water erupts forth and
pounds into her body. Mischief, the Mutant Kitty gasps from the shock of the
cold water, the very breath knocked out of her.
Mischief, the Mutant Kitty throws back her head and releases a haughty guffaw at
the futile efforts.

Alacardael tells you, "((Rofl. THE INTERNET HATES YOU))"

You tell Spinner Alacardael Nightshade, Emissary of Dark Artifice, "(And I am
accidentally killing my pet. AND NO JUST U, JUST U.)"

Alacardael tells you, "((Rofl.))"

You tell Spinner Alacardael Nightshade, Emissary of Dark Artifice, "(GRIEFER)"

You tell Spinner Alacardael Nightshade, Emissary of Dark Artifice, "(You kill
noobs.)"

Alacardael tells you, "((They are killing my kittens. :<))"

You tell Spinner Alacardael Nightshade, Emissary of Dark Artifice, "(I'll
forgive you then, killing kittens is a big no no.)"

Alacardael tells you, "((yesssssss))"

You tell Spinner Alacardael Nightshade, Emissary of Dark Artifice, "(But what if
the noob you killed was a young aslaran? WWAD?)"

Alacardael tells you, "((Oh no prob. I am necrophiliac too))"

Went from technical difficulties to necrophilia.

Ala, stop griefing me OOC. :<
Arix2009-05-28 08:01:11
(clan) Reiha says, "I want crusty butt-shaped cookies."

(clan )You say, "..."

(clan) Reiha says, "And dark sprinkles on the crack so that it
looks like ass stubble."
Reiha2009-05-28 08:07:42
(Clan): Arix says, "I think Celina would rape Krin harder than Krin rapes the English language."
Ayisdra2009-05-28 17:08:24
(Blacktalon): Drae says, "Ahh, never mind. I didn't go deep enough."
Unknown2009-05-28 17:29:29
Gutterminds
Unknown2009-05-28 17:54:09
From IRC...

What resistances did you say I could put on a Robe?
earth, fire, wind, water, heart.
GO PLANET!
By your powers combined, I am Lord Eventru!
Unknown2009-05-28 17:54:55
QUOTE (Myrkr @ May 29 2009, 01:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
From IRC...

What resistances did you say I could put on a Robe?
earth, fire, wind, water, heart.
GO PLANET!
By your powers combined, I am Lord Eventru!

>.>
Gregori2009-05-29 00:42:59
wub.gif Akui

She always sings me songs when she finds elders... so I returned the favour

QUOTE
Akui tells you, "At first I was afraaaid, I was petrified! I thought that this Elder moonhart would not be carved in time! But then I spent so many nights, lookin' for a druid right, and I found a few... but decided to pester you! And now you're back! (Doot doot doot doot) From aether space! (Doot doot doot doot) You just walked in here to start carving trees all over the place! I'll be the one to make you wish that I would die, I'll make you grumble, make you lay down and cry! Oh yes I! Trees I will find! For as long as I have my wolf I'll bug you all the time! I've got druids to annoy, I've got time to burn oh boy, Trees I will find! Trees I will find!"


You tell Lede Akui Talnara, "All the old illithoid in the rooms. They do the mind blast don't you know. If they move too quick (oh whey oh). They're falling down like a domino. Seren types with the faeleaf pipes say. Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh. Hunt like a Kepheran."
Unknown2009-05-29 00:45:53
QUOTE (Gregori @ May 29 2009, 12:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
wub.gif Akui

She always sings me songs when she finds elders... so I returned the favour


I have a notebook file of songs to pester druids with. Including a parody of the theme to Greatest American Hero, and Friends.