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Lawliet2009-05-31 16:53:58
QUOTE (Everiine @ May 31 2009, 05:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't get it...


A quick google shows it to be some character from the avatar cartoon, the earthmancer blind girl.
Kelysa2009-05-31 19:46:16

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Viynain says, "Ask if it matters which lever goes into which slot for me."
Kelysa2009-05-31 19:47:33

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Sarrasri says, "Remember to pull the levers until they point upwards."
Arix2009-05-31 22:56:37
QUOTE (Lawliet @ May 31 2009, 09:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A quick google shows it to be some character from the avatar cartoon, the earthmancer blind girl.


I believe it's also the name of Kharaen's dog
Everiine2009-06-01 00:24:12
(The Inner Circle of the Moonhart): Gregori says, "We need pigwidgeon-fluenzaclwho."

EDIT: (Serenwilde Elite Guard): Aiyana (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I don't want the pigwidgeon-fluenza..."
Malicia2009-06-01 00:42:08
QUOTE
You feel your soul drawn suddenly back into your body, and when you open your eyes, you see Ceren Valtyros, the Earthen Ire looking at you as you lean against the Megalith of Doom.

Ceren Valtyros, the Earthen Ire says, "Now you're tainted."

Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Nariah snickers softly to herself.

Quilis's eyes sparkle with amusement.

"I deny it!" you exclaim.



Unknown2009-06-01 01:07:38
Step One: complete
Shaddus2009-06-01 01:17:26
QUOTE
(Magnagora): The Iron Tower of Harmony says, "The gears of the machine will keep
turning even without me!"
4612h, 4044m, 2640e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
(Magnagora): The Black Crypt of Urlach says, "The gears of the machine will keep
turning even without me!"
4612h, 4044m, 2640e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
(Magnagora): The Guardian Altar of Tainted Strength says, "The gears of the
machine will keep turning even without me!"
4612h, 4044m, 2640e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
(Magnagora): The Guardian Stone of Black Granite says, "The gears of the machine
will keep turning even without me!"

Damned forestals, raiding the nexus. Oh wait, that was Estarra.
Unknown2009-06-01 01:20:41
Now I'm curious to hear what they all said.
Xenthos2009-06-01 01:48:17
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ May 31 2009, 09:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Damned forestals, raiding the nexus. Oh wait, that was Estarra.

The thing is, plans had been made to kill them all this evening.

15 minutes later, all Constructs died. freaked.gif
Aerotan2009-06-01 02:29:04
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Alianna has fallen to the deadly poisons of Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Arel has been poisoned by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Nejii has fallen to the deadly poisons of Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Crek has fallen to the deadly poisons of Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Nienla has been poisoned by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Lehki has fallen to the deadly poisons of Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.
Viynain has been poisoned by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
You see the death occur at the Den of a Thousand Abominations.

(Minions of Illith): Janalon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I want a vial of that poison."
Everiine2009-06-01 02:30:07
Melville has been cut down by Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.

Oopsie.
Furien2009-06-01 02:31:38
On the edge of the abyss.
The crackling energies all about fade before a sense of cold nothingness, an absence across which they cannot bridge. From horizon to horizon, the threshold abyss hangs above, a terrible impenetrable rent in the vibrations of creation, oozing a sense of injury and wrongness. Stray sparks arc into it and flicker ruddily before withering, as the stuff of the domoths bleeds slowly into the gash. A ghastly sense of lifeless nullity pervades the air. The soul of Lehki Mes'ard roams the land, bodiless. The inner worm of Sidd roams the land, bodiless. The soul of Malicia roams the land, bodiless. The soul of Viynain Peulus roams the land, bodiless. The soul of Nejii roams the land, bodiless.
You see a single exit leading down.

So, how's life treating you guys?

Edit:

You say, "Oh not cool, Iytha."

You frown and say, "Killing my fae."

The inner worm of Sidd says, "Oh what a punk."

The soul of Viynain Peulus says, "Just kill demons later then."

Muscles knit together and attach to your skeleton as your body continues to reform.

The soul of Viynain Peulus says, "Hey, lookit, muscles already."

The soul of Viynain Peulus says, "Woo."

The inner worm of Sidd says, "Nice."

The soul of Nejii says, "Same."

The soul of Nejii says, "Sucks that I can't just make more muscles than I had before."

The inner worm of Sidd says, "I'm still on organs."

The soul of Viynain Peulus says, "Mmm, breathing."

The inner worm of Sidd says, "I know right?"

The soul of Nejii says, "I could give myself gills too."

The soul of Viynain Peulus says, "Breathing is overrated too."

The soul of Nejii says, "You would think."

The inner worm of Sidd says, "My strength should easily be 25."
-------------------

The soul of Nejii says, "You know, I don't actually reform fur, visibly..."

Vital blood froths through your expanding veins as your body slowly reforms.

The soul of Nejii says, "Something is wrong with that."

The soul of Viynain Peulus says, "Fur is gross anyway."

The soul of Nejii says, "What!? That's crazy."

The inner worm of Sidd says, "Agreed."

Fresh skin painfully stretches across your limbs as your body continues to reform.

You say, "Very."

The soul of Viynain Peulus says, "Hmph."

The inner worm of Sidd says, "Fur only leads to furballs."

The soul of Nejii says, "You people have no aesthetics."

The soul of Nejii says, "That's if you eat it."

The soul of Viynain Peulus says, "And that annoying burnt smell."

The soul of Nejii says, "Which I don't."

The soul of Nejii says, "Well, ok, I will concede that one."
-----------------
The burning flames swirl around Lehki, a new body weaving around his formless soul and restoring him to life as he gasps loudly for breath.
The burning flames swirl around you, weaving the broken and frayed threads of your life into a seamless whole, restoring you painfully to life as you gasp loudly for breath.
The burning flames swirl around Nejii, a new body weaving around her formless soul and restoring her to life as she gasps loudly for breath.
The burning flames swirl around Viynain, a new body weaving around his formless soul and restoring him to life as he gasps loudly for breath.

Nejii Talnara, Heir to Kiakoda says, "That was odd."


Death is so fun.
Munsia2009-06-01 04:08:49

Zetetic Frella says, in Furrikini, "Hi."


You say, in Furrikini, "The traditional greeting is 'Moo'"

Zetetic Frella says, in Furrikini, "Honestly?"

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, in Furrikini, "Honestly."

Frella shrugs helplessly.

Zetetic Frella says, in Furrikini, "Moo."
Aerotan2009-06-01 04:32:23
QUOTE
The Portal of Fate flashes as Vesini steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.
Inconceivable!
Unknown2009-06-01 07:43:02
QUOTE
-After the Glomdoring eventually toppled Krellan over in the Wargames-

(Glomdoring): Krellan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Well done, well done. I blame this on Nyir for slipping me whiskey before the fight!

(Glomdoring): Nyir says, "You were perfectly sober during the fight, ayes!"

(Glomdoring): Veracruz (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Excuses, excuses."

(Glomdoring): Krin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You know your downfall was all because of my jumpkicks."

Ishant opens the iron door to the out.

You follow King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade out to A small island in the midst of a lava flow.

(Glomdoring): You say, "..."

-a wave of silence washes over the aether...-

A small island in the midst of a lava flow.
An elegant vanity cabinet of rich red wood has been pushed against the wall, the reflective mirror and garnet knob glinting in the available light. A gorgeous bed dominates the room, its golden and ruby scales sparkling with an inner fire. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade is here. He wields a pair of diamond shears in his left hand.
You see a single exit leading in (closed door).

Ishant opens the iron door to the in.

You say, "What is this place..."


Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "Not sure."

You laughingly say, "Lava?"

Showing that he understands, Ishant nods his head slowly.

You say, "Remind me to take Krin into that room..."

The corners of Ishant's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
Unknown2009-06-01 19:46:48
QUOTE
(Shadowmaze): Garun (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "How do I show respect to Brennan?"
2452h, 3668m, 3756e, 10p, 10320en, 18000w ex-


(Shadowmaze): Nienla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Bow to him."
2452h, 3668m, 3756e, 10p, 10320en, 18000w ex-


(Shadowmaze): Talan says, "Don't make fun of the falling off bits."
2452h, 3668m, 3756e, 10p, 10320en, 18000w ex-
Everiine2009-06-01 21:43:10
From IRC:

QUOTE
(17:39:02) Tayn: How does one tell who a letter was sent by..?
(17:39:03) Gaetele: HA
(17:39:11) Zac: I just got a letter, too
(17:39:18) Zac: > >
(17:39:19) Everiine: Unless they sign their name, there's not really a way to find out
(17:39:22) Zac: With spores in it
(17:39:25) Tayn: I know, I sent it
(17:39:25) Ayisdra left the room.
(17:39:28) Zac: ohmy.gif
(17:39:41) Tayn: You sent me a tell about it...
(17:39:47) Tayn: Mother of
(17:39:51) Zac: O_o
(17:39:58) Zac: I did what?
(17:40:05) Tayn: I sent you the weddingband desc'd letter. Didn't I..?
(17:40:10) Zac: I think so
(17:40:17) Zac: Pretty sure
(17:40:21) Zac: Are you Tyrni?
(17:40:24) Tayn: Yeah
(17:40:32) Tayn: Can you send that back..?
(17:40:39) Zac: Where are you?
(17:40:44) Tayn: Or hand it to me, In the Scorpion's Sting.
(17:41:08) Everiine: This... is so very quotable
Reiha2009-06-02 02:35:27
QUOTE
The Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Guardian of the Flame says, "Wrinkles are
just like extra folds that you can stick things."

Ixchilgal waggles his eyebrows comically.


Also...

QUOTE
The Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Guardian of the Flame says, "Why do you
think we're a Geomancer?"

The Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Guardian of the Flame says, "We prepared
for this eventuality, and wanted to learn how to ensure our staff was rock hard
for all eternity."
Everiine2009-06-02 03:57:05
(Serenwilde): Tyrnae (from the Aetherways) says, "Paging Captain Ilaveuse. Please return to your ship, your party is waiting."