Quotes 5

by Charune

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Aerotan2009-06-02 07:15:08
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(Market): Gero says, "Smith for hire, if it's hot I'll bang it until it turns into something else."
Ilyarin2009-06-02 10:30:27
Should have been, "if it's hot I'll bang it until we're both satisfied." sad.gif
Lawliet2009-06-02 23:16:08
(Celest): Alban says, "Azoth is is in the Inner Sea. I wonder if he is pondering
trying to kill Gil again."

(Celest): Sram says, "Lets all jump on the boat."

(Celest): Sram says, "Lets all jump on the boat."

(Celest): Sram says, "Sorry."

(Celest): Captain Gil Kelrisim says, "OH MY GOD, NO!!! HEELLLLP!"
Casilu2009-06-03 00:13:36
Ceren gurgles like a babe.


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Unknown2009-06-03 03:07:45
QUOTE (Aerotan @ May 30 2009, 12:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Volroc: This one


Thanks! It is a funnier quote now.
Shiri2009-06-03 04:03:41
(The Ethereal Alliance): Talan (from the Aetherways) says, "Sidd is an
unscrupulous griefer, we all know this."
Talan2009-06-03 04:05:03
QUOTE (Shiri @ Jun 3 2009, 12:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(The Ethereal Alliance): Talan (from the Aetherways) says, "Sidd Nejii is an
unscrupulous griefer, we all know this."


fixed.
Unknown2009-06-03 07:24:47
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(Adiks): You say, "I didn't know immolating cost so much D:."
(Adiks): Alacardael (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Oh, who did you immolate?"
(Adiks): You say, "I was immolated."
(Adiks): Alacardael (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Ooh."
(Adiks): Alacardael (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Well, it's easy to pay back now, with hai'Gloh Zemordia up and running."
(Adiks): You say, "I ran from this naga, with like... 20 health and I fell into the area where nagameths drag you into their bachelor sex crib and hit on you from behind."
(Adiks): You say, "Like, talk about lame, picking on an Elfen with twenty health... T_T."
(Adiks): Ishant says, "Obviously they find elfen hawt in a necromantic sorta way."

-later on...-

A monstrous nagameth rears up on its tail before striking quickly at you with its claws, leaving deep gouges on your face.
You have been slain by a monstrous nagameth.

(Adiks): You say, "Nagameths just LOVE to sex up the little androgynous elfen boy..."
glare.gif


Unknown2009-06-03 07:44:04
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Suddenly, you fall into the Pool of Blood and Shadows and go tumbling towards a lifeless plaza.
The broken cobblestones of the road curve around the square here, damaged by the passage of heavy animals. Shops stand crooked along the plaza, abandoned in haste. Broken and decayed wares litter each shop, the windows shattered by the settling of the uneven buildings. The green sky casts a faint light over the area, causing the stained white walls of the shops to glow unsettlingly.
You see exits leading northeast and southeast.
4534h, 5676m, 4674e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-|Safe|
sq ne
A lifeless plaza.
You can see no further.
4534h, 5676m, 4674e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-|Safe|
sq se
A lifeless plaza.
A chicken is here, scratching and pecking at the ground.
You can see no further.
4534h, 5676m, 4674e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-|Safe|

A chicken hops in from the southeast, scratching at the ground.
4534h, 5676m, 4674e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-|Safe|

You're a long way from home, Mr. Chicken!
Razenth2009-06-03 08:10:04
The sad thing is that that chicken has a better chance of survival there than most of the Basin does.
Lawliet2009-06-03 18:48:53
QUOTE (Razenth @ Jun 3 2009, 09:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The sad thing is that that chicken has a better chance of survival there than most of the Basin does.


Yeah, those chickens, fearsome things, two or three could totally take out Kethuru
Unknown2009-06-03 21:15:10
2009/06/03 00:01:39 - Narsrim guildfavoured Munsia for: Boosting rank as Munsia
should be GR10.
2009/06/03 00:01:46 - Munsia guildfavoured Laranda for: Protector.
2009/06/03 01:04:02 - Zynna guildfavoured Munsia for: Security.
2009/06/03 01:55:10 - Faragan guildfavoured Munsia for: gr 10 as security.
2009/06/03 02:30:18 - Elodres guildfavoured Munsia for: She has scary glares.
2009/06/03 05:18:48 - Neenta stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
2009/06/03 05:45:34 - Solas quit the guild.
2009/06/03 06:28:56 - Fania guildfavoured Jinx for: for being all fluffy!
2009/06/03 06:30:58 - Jinx guildfavoured Leronia for: Because she's nice and she
likes pastries. Oh, yeah and for Undersec.
2009/06/03 18:07:45 - Gyorn guildfavoured Munsia for: Because she insulted me,
and bullied me into it. Yep. Oh, and for security.
2009/06/03 18:25:03 - Sabetha stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new
student.
2009/06/03 20:19:05 - Neos guildfavoured Munsia for: I was threatened again.
Someone should really do something about that.
2009/06/03 21:13:27 - Alendaria guildfavoured Munsia for: she threatened to feed
me to Lawliet.
Lawliet2009-06-03 21:28:37
QUOTE (Fireweaver @ Jun 3 2009, 10:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
2009/06/03 00:01:39 - Narsrim guildfavoured Munsia for: Boosting rank as Munsia
should be GR10.
2009/06/03 00:01:46 - Munsia guildfavoured Laranda for: Protector.
2009/06/03 01:04:02 - Zynna guildfavoured Munsia for: Security.
2009/06/03 01:55:10 - Faragan guildfavoured Munsia for: gr 10 as security.
2009/06/03 02:30:18 - Elodres guildfavoured Munsia for: She has scary glares.
2009/06/03 05:18:48 - Neenta stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
2009/06/03 05:45:34 - Solas quit the guild.
2009/06/03 06:28:56 - Fania guildfavoured Jinx for: for being all fluffy!
2009/06/03 06:30:58 - Jinx guildfavoured Leronia for: Because she's nice and she
likes pastries. Oh, yeah and for Undersec.
2009/06/03 18:07:45 - Gyorn guildfavoured Munsia for: Because she insulted me,
and bullied me into it. Yep. Oh, and for security.
2009/06/03 18:25:03 - Sabetha stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new
student.
2009/06/03 20:19:05 - Neos guildfavoured Munsia for: I was threatened again.
Someone should really do something about that.
2009/06/03 21:13:27 - Alendaria guildfavoured Munsia for: she threatened to feed
me to Lawliet.



Stop saying I eat people T.T
Shaddus2009-06-04 03:27:25
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(Order): A gigantic maggot resembling Sarrasri says, "SsghhhhhagOooOORG.."
Enero2009-06-04 04:12:25
QUOTE (Fireweaver @ Jun 3 2009, 09:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
2009/06/03 00:01:39 - Narsrim guildfavoured Munsia for: Boosting rank as Munsia
should be GR10.
2009/06/03 00:01:46 - Munsia guildfavoured Laranda for: Protector.
2009/06/03 01:04:02 - Zynna guildfavoured Munsia for: Security.
2009/06/03 01:55:10 - Faragan guildfavoured Munsia for: gr 10 as security.
2009/06/03 02:30:18 - Elodres guildfavoured Munsia for: She has scary glares.
2009/06/03 05:18:48 - Neenta stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
2009/06/03 05:45:34 - Solas quit the guild.
2009/06/03 06:28:56 - Fania guildfavoured Jinx for: for being all fluffy!
2009/06/03 06:30:58 - Jinx guildfavoured Leronia for: Because she's nice and she
likes pastries. Oh, yeah and for Undersec.
2009/06/03 18:07:45 - Gyorn guildfavoured Munsia for: Because she insulted me,
and bullied me into it. Yep. Oh, and for security.
2009/06/03 18:25:03 - Sabetha stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new
student.
2009/06/03 20:19:05 - Neos guildfavoured Munsia for: I was threatened again.
Someone should really do something about that.
2009/06/03 21:13:27 - Alendaria guildfavoured Munsia for: she threatened to feed
me to Lawliet.



The epic, EPIC intelligence that are the Aquamancers. I mean... it should be in rants, not funnies.
Munsia2009-06-04 04:16:02
QUOTE (Enero @ Jun 4 2009, 12:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The epic, EPIC intelligence that are the Aquamancers. I mean... it should be in rants, not funnies.



The GF's are legit.

The quote is the reasons >.> I never did any of that. I told them they are making me sound mean.. suspicious.gif
Enero2009-06-04 04:20:47
QUOTE (munsia @ Jun 4 2009, 05:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The GF's are legit.

The quote is the reasons >.> I never did any of that. I told them they are making me sound mean.. suspicious.gif


I know the GFs are legit, not even trying to suggest to opposite. However, even in Cantors you don't get such epically moronic reasons for favours. Made up or not, doesn't matter.
Celina2009-06-04 04:21:58
QUOTE (Enero @ Jun 3 2009, 11:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The epic, EPIC intelligence that are the Aquamancers. I mean... it should be in rants, not funnies.


I think I know why Celest is failing.
Munsia2009-06-04 04:28:33
QUOTE (Enero @ Jun 4 2009, 12:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I know the GFs are legit, not even trying to suggest to opposite. However, even in Cantors you don't get such epically moronic reasons for favours. Made up or not, doesn't matter.



Well I do technically threaten them all on a daily basis....there's about 80% truth to those reasons....
Unknown2009-06-04 04:48:12
QUOTE (munsia @ Jun 4 2009, 04:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The quote is the reasons >.> I never did any of that. I told them they are making me sound mean.. suspicious.gif



QUOTE (munsia @ Jun 4 2009, 04:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well I do technically threaten them all on a daily basis....there's about 80% truth to those reasons....