Quotes 5

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Fania2009-06-19 16:03:07
QUOTE (Ilyarin @ Jun 19 2009, 05:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Quack.

sad.gif


Psh, my name is Fania...people call me Fanny all the time. That is so way worse than Duck. Don't take it to heart.

On a side note: I have some ducky slippers in my shop. I could hook you up with a free pair if you'd like.
Noola2009-06-19 16:05:29
When Noola lived in celest, I used to do illusions of ducks - a mommy duck and some little ducklings - passing by the Pool every now and then. Oh, and a butler with a pie. laugh.gif Tercival chased after that illusionary butler once. laugh.gif Good times!
Unknown2009-06-19 18:14:12
QUOTE (Ried @ Jun 18 2009, 09:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Awesome.


No offense to you, but I actually knew about this a couple years ago, back when I still played. Glad it was re-discovered though.
Unknown2009-06-19 19:49:32
QUOTE (Allison @ Jun 19 2009, 02:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No offense to you, but I actually knew about this a couple years ago, back when I still played. Glad it was re-discovered though.

I'm aware it's been around. I was actually told I could do it, so my hunt began.
Unknown2009-06-19 20:38:30
QUOTE (Greleag @ Jun 18 2009, 07:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is it bad that when I saw Deragoth I thought of this:

Is...is that Dagoth Ur?
Unknown2009-06-19 21:43:28
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Jun 19 2009, 03:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is...is that Dagoth Ur?


Ah, those crazy Dunmer~
Unknown2009-06-19 21:45:40
QUOTE (Everiine @ Jun 18 2009, 07:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*bop* No making fun of my protege!

Though I also saw a description today that made me chuckle, though I can't quote it in full. It was basically:

"I'm a furrikin! I look exactly like a 6ft tall human boy, but with furry fox ears and a tail! I'm a furrikin!"


In Imperian we had someone who was a Lycaean (wolf furry) who was basically just a Sidhe (city elf) with wolf ears and a tail.
Eventru2009-06-19 22:55:28
Moar quotes!
Unknown2009-06-19 23:33:42
QUOTE
nativity spindle
He is -138 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Klangiary, 375 years after
the Coming of Estarra.


Spindle's from the future!
Siam2009-06-20 01:55:02
nativity skein
She is -138 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Klangiary, 375 years after the Coming of Estarra.

nativity bobbins
He is 167 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Estar, 71 years after the Coming of Estarra.
biggrin.gif

Edit:
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "I have completed a collegium quest."
Unknown2009-06-20 05:57:23
(part of Marcelus' description)
(Wishes): You say, "Just below his breasts are six muscular protusions carved
into his stomach... Always makes me giggle that you have boobies."

(Wishes): You say, "Marc's the bisexual human's dream."

(Wishes): Marcelus says, "Stooooooooooooooop."

(Wishes): Shir (from the Aetherways) says, "That's Marc?!"

(Wishes): You say, "That's a line in his desc XD."

(Wishes): Marcelus says, "I meant to type breast. Not breasts!"

(Wishes): You say, "Abs and boobies."

Nadya yawns suddenly and mightily.

(Wishes): You say, "Yes, that's hawt."

(Wishes): Shir (from the Aetherways) says, "ROFLROFLROFL."

(Wishes): Fania says, "You can change it any time."

(Wishes): You say, "XD."

(Wishes): Shir (from the Aetherways) says, "I'm craiing right now."

Marcelus sniffles softly at you.

(Wishes): You say, "I'm quoting it before you can."

Throwing your hands in the air, you toss your head back and laugh sadistically.

(Wishes): Shir (from the Aetherways) says, "Tears of happy."

You cough softly.

You clear your throat.

Ecclesiar Marcelus, The Great sticks out his tongue and says to you,
"Stoooooooop."

You say, "Nuh uh."

You hum innocently to yourself.

Shir arrives from the up.

Marcelus reaches over and ruffles your hair with a fond expression.

Shir glances wryly at Marcelus and hides a grin behind his hand.

You peer at Marcelus unscrupulously.

Ecclesiar Marcelus, The Great says, "Stoooooooop."

You say, "Don't make me poke your man-boobs."

You narrow your eyes at Marcelus in an unnerving manner.

Shir rolls on the floor, laughing.

(Wishes): Marcelus says, "Nooooooooooo."

Marcelus thrusts his palm towards his forehead and hits it with a resounding
*smack*!

(Wishes): You say, "Omg I spat."

Marcelus slumps down dejectedly.

(Wishes): You say, "XD."

Shir pats Marcelus in a friendly manner

Fania pats Marcelus in a friendly manner.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Ecclesiar Nadya says, "He doesn't have man boobs, he's just very mammalian."

Marcelus blushes furiously.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Nadya tells you, "He's very sensitive about those."
Unknown2009-06-20 05:57:30
I found this slightly amusing..

You attempt the Kata form of kill1.
You slice through the left arm of Pectus in a graceful arc with a moonblade inlaid with a silvery triple moon design.
You slice through the right arm of Pectus in a graceful arc with a moonblade inlaid with a silvery triple moon design.
With a quick spin, you kick Pectus in the head with your right foot.
Unable to withstand more punishment, Pectus collapses and dies.
You have slain Pectus.qsc
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.qsc
Pectus drops a group of 8 cartons of eggs.
Pectus drops a group of 10 spice packets.
Pectus drops a packet of spices.
A ghostly form rises from Pectus's body followed by a bright flash. A new breathing body appears around the form, restoring her from certain death.
The voice of Avechna whispers in your mind a warning about initiating combat with Pectus.

*shortly after*

Pectus tells you, "HAHAH! I STILL CARE FOR YOU AS A FRIEND! <3."

Pectus tells you, "But ow, you hurt."

Pectus tells you, "Sex with you must be painful."

Unknown2009-06-20 06:27:13
eat candy
You suck hard on Lord Necco, melting the hard candy in your mouth.

:/
Gregori2009-06-20 06:45:41
QUOTE (Alacardael! @ Jun 20 2009, 12:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
eat candy
You suck hard on Lord Necco, melting the hard candy in your mouth.

:/



Good to know Lord Necco melts in your mouth and not in your hand...
Arin2009-06-20 07:21:16
Pectus snuggles up close to a hunting Avatar of Avechna, looking happy and
content.
A hunting Avatar of Avechna skips merrily.


That somehow seems inappropriate...
Unknown2009-06-20 09:47:26
Darling Bard Pectus Dawneye, Dancer of Dawn says to you, "Can I touch your
boobies?!"

wtf.gif
Unknown2009-06-20 09:53:11
Druid Veracruz d'Murani, The Wyrden Juggernaut says to you, "Mine is
huuuuuuuuuuuuuge."

You blink.

Druid Veracruz d'Murani, The Wyrden Juggernaut holds his hand apart from one
another, palms facing each other.

Darling Bard Pectus Dawneye, Dancer of Dawn says, "Mine is so big, it doesn't
exist!"

wtf.gif You decide what they're talking about... >_>
Aerotan2009-06-20 10:36:41
Cudgels?
Unknown2009-06-20 11:12:20
(*): Alacardael says, "I might make Nicholo the Seer of Twilight."

(*): Alacardael says, "But..."

(*): Alacardael says, "He's young, and a Nightshade."

(*): You say, "But wh--."

(*): Alacardael says, "Maybe in a few IG years."

(*): Alacardael says, "Hush you."

(*): Siam says, "Make me the Seer of Eclipse/New Moon/ Breaking Dawn."

You forgot Midnight Suuuun D:
Siam2009-06-20 12:47:27
QUOTE (Nicholo @ Jun 20 2009, 07:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(*): Alacardael says, "I might make Nicholo the Seer of Twilight."

(*): Alacardael says, "But..."

(*): Alacardael says, "He's young, and a Nightshade."

(*): You say, "But wh--."

(*): Alacardael says, "Maybe in a few IG years."

(*): Alacardael says, "Hush you."

(*): Siam says, "Make me the Seer of Eclipse/New Moon/ Breaking Dawn."

You forgot Midnight Suuuun D:


Oh? I don't like the series am not a fan so I don't know there's a Book with that name.