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Mirami2009-06-30 01:40:39
QUOTE (Allison @ Jun 29 2009, 05:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It is pretty awesome. "Yeah, some chick I can't even remember pissed me off. I'm just going to kill everyone whose name starts with the same letter as his, because I CAN."


Huh?
Klaermon2009-06-30 02:22:36
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Jun 29 2009, 07:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Izekeal tells you, "Suppose there's no point in the snubbing anymore, unless
you've fruitful words."

You tell Izekeal, "Just a question: What'd I do to tic you off originally?"

Izekeal tells you, "Cant remember who it was in celest, was some L name, so
being me, I just decided they were all killworthy."

You tell Izekeal, "...awesome."


wtf.gif

Subliminal Death Note connection? but...yeah. Fail.
Shaddus2009-06-30 02:49:54
Astral hunting, I bring my new pet goat out of the stable for the first time. I should level it, right? Everyone says we're going to hunt mitrans or lobs, so I bring it with me.
QUOTE
teleport thoros
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to Thoros.
4789h, 3746m, 2610e, 7p, 5mo lrxkdb<>-|Safe||Mana: -250|
A Divine wave of healing washes over you, strengthening your mind, body and ego as reward for your devotion.
4789h, 3945m, 2610e, 7p, 4mo lrxkdb<>-|Safe||Mana: 199|
{{{ Equilibrium Recovered }}}
4789h, 3945m, 2610e, 7p, 4mo elrxkdb<>-|Safe|
(Jhagar): Thoros says, "Use putre."
4789h, 3996m, 2610e, 7p, 3mo elrxkdb<>-|Safe||Mana: 51|
You teleport along the aether strands to Thoros.
A cold steel bridge.
A sickly sweet odour, the smell of decomposing corpses, wafts in from a war shrine of Fain nearby. The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. Waving in the astral winds, a sparkleberry bush drinks up the power laden atmosphere here. With dark brown eyes, a muscular wyvern with carnelian bat wings prowls around here. Lord Fist Romero, General of Nil is here, shrouded. He wields a damning symbol of domination in his left hand. Ceren Valtyros, the Earthen Ire is here, shrouded. He wields a twisted staff in his left hand. Heresiarch Quilis Valtyros, Forked Tongue of the Masque is here, giving off a truly ghastly stench. She wields a damning symbol of domination in her left hand and the Damned Sceptre of the Ravenous Beast in her right. Ur'Lord Thoros d'Murani, Scythe of The Red Masque is here, shrouded. He wields Hatred in his left hand and Greed in his right.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and northwest.
4789h, 3996m, 2610e, 7p, 3mo elrxkdb<>-|Safe|
A Divine wave of healing washes over you, strengthening your mind, body and ego as reward for your devotion.
A Divine wave of healing washes over Ceren, and he looks heartier and more aware.
A Divine wave of healing washes over Quilis, and she looks heartier and more aware.
4789h, 3996m, 2610e, 7p, 3mo elrxkdb<>-|Safe|
follow thoros
You begin to follow Thoros.
4789h, 3996m, 2610e, 7p, 3mo elrkdb<>-|Safe|
(Jhagar): Thoros says, "Rom/quil."
4789h, 3996m, 2610e, 7p, 3mo elrkdb<>-|Safe|
{{{ Balance Recovered on All Limbs }}}
4789h, 3996m, 2610e, 7p, 3mo elrxkdb<>-|Safe|
Thoros wildly swings Greed at a juvenile goat. Thoros pounds him, but it barely fazes him.
4789h, 3996m, 2610e, 8p, 3mo elrxkdb<>-|Safe|
Thoros wildly swings Hatred at a juvenile goat. With great force, Thoros pounds him with a resounding crack.
The blow continues into a juvenile goat's body, causing a sickening cracking and mashing sound. A terrible rictus of pain twists his features for a moment, vanishing suddenly as he falls, lifeless, to the ground.
A juvenile goat has been slain by Thoros.
A juvenile goat, your loyal companion, has been slain by Ur'Lord Thoros d'Murani, Scythe of The Red Masque.
A juvenile goat has permanently died.
Thoros suddenly scoops up the corpse of a juvenile goat.


THOROS GRIEFED MY DAMNED GOAT.
Everiine2009-06-30 03:14:33
(The Moonhart Circle): Sarrasri says, "Lucidians were not made to sing."

(The Moonhart Circle): Sarrasri says, "Mis."

(The Moonhart Circle): Nejii says, "Sounds like an important lesson for us all."

(The Moonhart Circle): Sarrasri says, "Indeed."

(The Moonhart Circle): You say, "Thank goodness."
Unknown2009-06-30 04:24:11
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Jun 29 2009, 10:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Astral hunting, I bring my new pet goat out of the stable for the first time. I should level it, right? Everyone says we're going to hunt mitrans or lobs, so I bring it with me.


THOROS GRIEFED MY DAMNED GOAT.

You gonna make him pay for it? tongue.gif
Vathael2009-06-30 04:46:35
You lift a hand languidly and send a moonbeam to Razenth.
10636h, 3388m, 5808e, 10p, 29800en, 18896w elrxk<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Viynain says, "I should."
10636h, 3388m, 5808e, 10p, 29820en, 18900w elrxk<>-
You gently rise into the air and dance along a moonbeam to Razenth.
Midst golden light and ivory clouds.
Gleaming in the light, a throne of archangels herald their well-captured focus
for justice beneath an array of crossed swords. Vermilla is here, pondering
thoughtfully. She wields a gleaming symbol of hope in her left hand. Ecclesiarch
Razenth is here, shrouded. He wields a holy symbol of the light in his left hand
and a golden sunburst shield in his right.
There are no obvious exits.
10636h, 3388m, 5808e, 10p, 29820en, 18900w elrxk<>-
Razenth concentrates for a moment, surrounding himself with a psionic barrier.
10636h, 3367m, 5808e, 10p, 29820en, 18896w elrxk<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "But it counts for explorers."
10636h, 3367m, 5808e, 10p, 29840en, 18900w elrxk<>-
Ecclesiarch Razenth says, "You're shitting me."
10636h, 3367m, 5808e, 10p, 29840en, 18900w elrxk<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Viynain says, "It'll be explorer points."
10636h, 3388m, 5808e, 10p, 29840en, 18900w elrxk<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, ">.>."
10636h, 3368m, 5808e, 10p, 29840en, 18896w elrxk<>-
"Shoo! Shoo!" Razenth says to you as he waves you away.
10636h, 3388m, 5808e, 10p, 29860en, 18900w elrxk<>-
You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly a bolt of blue, crackling
energy strikes your mortal body. Your back arches as pain explodes in your
brain. Blue fire erupts through your eye sockets and mouth as you die in
unspeakable agony.
You have been slain by Eventru.
0h, 0m, 0e, 10p, 29860en, 18900w elrx<>-

I thought we were buddies! sad.gif
Unknown2009-06-30 04:54:41
QUOTE (Vathael @ Jun 30 2009, 12:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You lift a hand languidly and send a moonbeam to Razenth.
10636h, 3388m, 5808e, 10p, 29800en, 18896w elrxk<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Viynain says, "I should."
10636h, 3388m, 5808e, 10p, 29820en, 18900w elrxk<>-
You gently rise into the air and dance along a moonbeam to Razenth.
Midst golden light and ivory clouds.
Gleaming in the light, a throne of archangels herald their well-captured focus
for justice beneath an array of crossed swords. Vermilla is here, pondering
thoughtfully. She wields a gleaming symbol of hope in her left hand. Ecclesiarch
Razenth is here, shrouded. He wields a holy symbol of the light in his left hand
and a golden sunburst shield in his right.
There are no obvious exits.
10636h, 3388m, 5808e, 10p, 29820en, 18900w elrxk<>-
Razenth concentrates for a moment, surrounding himself with a psionic barrier.
10636h, 3367m, 5808e, 10p, 29820en, 18896w elrxk<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "But it counts for explorers."
10636h, 3367m, 5808e, 10p, 29840en, 18900w elrxk<>-
Ecclesiarch Razenth says, "You're shitting me."
10636h, 3367m, 5808e, 10p, 29840en, 18900w elrxk<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Viynain says, "It'll be explorer points."
10636h, 3388m, 5808e, 10p, 29840en, 18900w elrxk<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, ">.>."
10636h, 3368m, 5808e, 10p, 29840en, 18896w elrxk<>-
"Shoo! Shoo!" Razenth says to you as he waves you away.
10636h, 3388m, 5808e, 10p, 29860en, 18900w elrxk<>-
You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly a bolt of blue, crackling
energy strikes your mortal body. Your back arches as pain explodes in your
brain. Blue fire erupts through your eye sockets and mouth as you die in
unspeakable agony.
You have been slain by Eventru.
0h, 0m, 0e, 10p, 29860en, 18900w elrx<>-

I thought we were buddies! sad.gif



Where is that?
Vathael2009-06-30 04:56:23
Eventru's pad in the Divine Havens.
Razenth2009-06-30 04:56:44
The Havens. I had a legitimate reason for being there, thank you very much!
Unknown2009-06-30 05:02:55
Speaking of the havens, is it too much to ask that when you probe the object that you use to get into a haven, it tells you who's haven it is? Eesh, whenever I go there on ANY char I end up having to stumble haphazardly through and hope I get to the right spot.
Shaddus2009-06-30 05:03:54
QUOTE (Razenth @ Jun 29 2009, 11:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The Havens. I had a legitimate reason for being there, thank you very much!

QUOTE (Vathael @ Jun 29 2009, 11:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "But it counts for explorers."
(Skeleton Hearth): Viynain says, "It'll be explorer points."

So did Vathael.
Vathael2009-06-30 05:04:09
A Fulcrux is different from the Havens. (I think?..)
Vathael2009-06-30 05:04:52
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Jun 30 2009, 12:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So did Vathael.


Yea!
Unknown2009-06-30 06:03:34
Fulcrux, Havens, WHATEVER! Point stands. :/
Vathael2009-06-30 23:23:10
Seti cries aloud his renunciation of divine grace.
7510h, 4290m, 5280e, 10p, 27900en, 17400w elrx<>-
A hunting Avatar of Avechna slashes down at Seti with a crude bone knife,
tearing through his skin.
Seti has been slain by a hunting Avatar of Avechna.
A hunting Avatar of Avechna bellows out, "Vengeance has been done for Jarid!"
and then vanishes with the corpse in a flash of light.

I have no idea why this amused me so much.
Shaddus2009-06-30 23:43:05
QUOTE (Vathael @ Jun 30 2009, 06:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Seti cries aloud his renunciation of divine grace.
7510h, 4290m, 5280e, 10p, 27900en, 17400w elrx<>-
A hunting Avatar of Avechna slashes down at Seti with a crude bone knife,
tearing through his skin.
Seti has been slain by a hunting Avatar of Avechna.
A hunting Avatar of Avechna bellows out, "Vengeance has been done for Jarid!"
and then vanishes with the corpse in a flash of light.

I have no idea why this amused me so much.

Because Seti thinks he's a griefer, and he just got griefed a few times. Learn2grief, Seti biggrin.gif
Unknown2009-07-01 00:48:15
QUOTE
Romero has been squished under the mighty foot of Penumbra Alys, Servant of Binding.
You see the death occur at the Aetherplex Chamber.
12434h, 5819m, 8728e, 10p, 29400en, 30900w elrxk<>-
Lord Fist Romero, General of Nil echoes, "Why did you really just kill me while I day dreamed at the aetherplex. You are a tough one."
Unknown2009-07-01 01:15:20
His fault for daydreaming at the Aetherplex.
Unknown2009-07-01 01:21:19
QUOTE (Allison @ Jun 30 2009, 09:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
His fault for daydreaming at the Aetherplex.

...oh my god, that avatar is adorable.
Unknown2009-07-01 01:21:46
QUOTE (Vathael @ Jul 1 2009, 12:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Seti cries aloud his renunciation of divine grace.
7510h, 4290m, 5280e, 10p, 27900en, 17400w elrx<>-
A hunting Avatar of Avechna slashes down at Seti with a crude bone knife,
tearing through his skin.
Seti has been slain by a hunting Avatar of Avechna.
A hunting Avatar of Avechna bellows out, "Vengeance has been done for Jarid!"
and then vanishes with the corpse in a flash of light.

I have no idea why this amused me so much.


wub.gif
I was happy, I was there to watch.