Quotes 5

by Charune

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Siam2009-07-05 03:48:48
(Newbie): Median says, "I do believe Vathael is a madman."

(Newbie): Median says, "I reinforce my opinion of "Vathael is a madman.""

(Newbie): Median says, "Because the top ten are obviously insane."
Arix2009-07-05 04:11:36

(Adiks): Yurika says, "*orgasmic squeal* "aye daddy! spank meh! *giggle*."
Shaddus2009-07-05 04:59:09
QUOTE
* tells you, "Jozen I just had intercourse with a horse thats why my voice is so hoarse."
Unknown2009-07-05 07:30:09
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Nichoda presses his hand upon the forest floor and sings softly to himself. Slowly, a rowan sapling pushes upwards out of the soil and sways gently towards him.

A small, dark glade.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. A bowl of chicken alfredo rests here on the ground. There are 2 fruit kabobs here. A crumbly tart filled with chunks of apple is here, emitting a strong aroma. Someone has left a bowl of deep-fried ice cream here. A heart-shaped cookie with pink icing sits temptingly on the ground. A rowan sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Priestess Nori Nimaet, Initiate of Night's Secrets is here, sprawled on the floor. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand. The Fierce Druid, Nichoda Kor'Lathh is here. He wields a golden sickle in his left hand and a glittering black scroll in his right.
You see a single exit leading north (closed door).

You tilt your head curiously.

Nori's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

You exclaim, "He is going to eat us!"

You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.

Dipping your hand into a shadow cauldron, you pull out a long shadow and release it into the air. The room darkens with the churning darkness.

Nori squeaks in fright.

Nori opens the oak door to the north.

Nori stands up and stretches her arms out wide.

Nori leaves to the north.
The door to the north slams shut.

You dance in a circle, raising your arms to the heavens. Darkness whirls up around you and forms a solid black tower that arches overhead.

Nichoda looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

You run around madly, flapping your arms in a blind panic.

Nichoda sits down.

You tell Priestess Nori Nimaet, Initiate of Night's Secrets, "You left me!"

The oak door to the north is opened from the other side.

This room has not been mapped.
Inside a Great Ravenwood.
A plain wooden chest sits here, closed. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. Priestess Nori Nimaet, Initiate of Night's Secrets is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).

You say, "I put up a brumetower.

You see Priestess Nori Nimaet, Initiate of Night's Secrets yell, "Don't eat us!"

Nori's eyes sparkle with amusement at you.

You snigger evilly.

Nori meows endearingly at you.

The Fierce Druid, Nichoda Kor'Lathh yells, "Let me come in?"

You yell, "Not by the hair on my chinny, chin, chin?"

You see Priestess Nori Nimaet, Initiate of Night's Secrets yell, "Not by the hairs on my.. fuzzy ears!"

Nori's eyes sparkle with amusement at you.

The Fierce Druid, Nichoda Kor'Lathh yells, "I'll huff.. And I'll puff.. And I'll set the door on fire."


This made me giggle...
Vathael2009-07-05 07:31:25
Melville cocks his head as though hearing a far off sound.
Melville drops a bar of golden soap.
Ronny2009-07-05 08:01:04
I picked up my own soap too sad.gif

Wait, I picked up my own soap in a room with Esano and Vathael..
Vathael2009-07-05 14:56:43
(Jhagar): Shaddus says, "So did you guys hear about Steve McNair?"

(Jhagar): Llandros (from the Aetherways) says, "Is that the guy that was shot?"

(Jhagar): Melville (from the Aetherways) says, "Who is that?"

(Jhagar): Veracruz says, "Quarterback of the tennessee titans."

(Jhagar): Shaddus says, "Nfl quarterback. Yeah."

(Jhagar): Llandros (from the Aetherways) says, "I don't really follow baseball."

Lawliet2009-07-05 15:40:32
(Wishes): Lorina (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "They are going to love
my bug report."

(Wishes): Lorina (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I used a smiley."
Ronny2009-07-05 22:01:30
(Jhagar): Nariah (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Weakness does what?"

(Jhagar): Shaddus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'm not entirely sure."

(Jhagar): Llandros says, "I thought is just turns you into a girl."

(Jhagar): Nariah (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Would fit."
Shaddus2009-07-05 23:32:59
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You become very still, sensing where Quilis might be.

Making a mental path to where you want to go, you walk through the shadows towards Quilis as unobtrusively as a ghost.
Marble arch before the Necropolis.

You step out of the cover of the shadows and cease sneaking around.

You doff a crown of daggers cordially.

Quilis lets out a gasp of realization and a look of absolute hopelessness overcomes her face. 'We're doomed!', she wails. 'DOOOOOOOOOOOMMEED!'


For some reason, I thought this was funny. Astral insanity FTW.
Razenth2009-07-06 00:43:52
What is that move? It looks awesome.
Munsia2009-07-06 00:52:34
QUOTE (Arix @ Jul 5 2009, 12:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Adiks): Yurika says, "*orgasmic squeal* "aye daddy! spank meh! *giggle*."

wtf.gif
Unknown2009-07-06 01:23:32
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Jozan tells you, "I'm going to kiss Jinx."


It's one o'clock in the morning. Do you know where your Jozan is? biggrin.gif
Vathael2009-07-06 02:15:38
(Jhagar): Nariah (from the Astral Plane) says, "Don't make me overlink."
10122h, 3536m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 21900w elrxkb<>-
(Jhagar): Nariah (from the Astral Plane) says, "You will be the first to go
down."
10122h, 3520m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 21897w elrxkb<>-
Revan has been torn to shreds by an emaciated virgin.
You see the death occur at scattered stone shards.
10122h, 3635m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 21896w elrxkb<>-
Shaddus2009-07-06 02:21:48
QUOTE (Razenth @ Jul 5 2009, 07:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What is that move? It looks awesome.

ghostwalk, then emerge
Nariah2009-07-06 02:34:10
Today, I fail. Epicly.
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2009/07/06 00:07:45 - Nariah cityfavoured Vathael for: brining glory to the Engine with his skill.
2009/07/06 00:08:30 - Nariah > and by brining glory, I mean brining, although I would not be against changing the dictionaries to fit my quill.
And it is remembered over, and over.
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(Jhagar): Vathael says, "Can I get a CF for valiently jumping to slay the mighty globglob."
(Jhagar): You say, "You already got one today."
(Jhagar): Vathael says, "Be sure to keep mighty in there."
(Jhagar): Romero says, "You have to add a mispelled word."
(Jhagar): Vathael says, "Rofl."
(Jhagar): Vathael says, "Rofl."
(Jhagar): Romero says, "MEGHTY."
(Jhagar): Romero says, "AND BY MEIGHTY, I MEANT MEIGHTY."
(Jhagar): Vathael says, "Ahahahaha."
losewings.gif
Nariah2009-07-06 03:09:43
QUOTE (Vathael @ Jul 6 2009, 04:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Jhagar): Nariah (from the Astral Plane) says, "Don't make me overlink."
10122h, 3536m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 21900w elrxkb<>-
(Jhagar): Nariah (from the Astral Plane) says, "You will be the first to go
down."
10122h, 3520m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 21897w elrxkb<>-
Revan has been torn to shreds by an emaciated virgin.
You see the death occur at scattered stone shards.
10122h, 3635m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 21896w elrxkb<>-

He sured died a lot during this weekend, almost drained my willpower dry through all the lichseeding. At least he's out of the revanrange!
Siam2009-07-06 04:33:37
Iytha tells you, "Temptation!"
Celina2009-07-06 05:02:37
QUOTE (Nariah @ Jul 5 2009, 10:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He sured died a lot during this weekend, almost drained my willpower dry through all the lichseeding. At least he's out of the revanrange!


Warlady Nariah, Architect of the Engine (Female Undead Master Viscanti Titan).

WOO Congrats! (about time)
Revan2009-07-06 06:00:55
QUOTE (Nariah @ Jul 5 2009, 11:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He sured died a lot during this weekend, almost drained my willpower dry through all the lichseeding. At least he's out of the revanrange!
Almost... not quite... but nearly there. I just need to not die anymore biggrin.gif