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Athine2009-07-11 08:26:31
QUOTE (Tervic @ Jul 11 2009, 03:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Elostian says, "Tervic is such a sissy."


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The rest of that story went something like this:


Shadow Tervic Sijamrak, of the Wyrden Woods says, "Oh dear."


You ask, "Aye?"

Shadow Tervic Sijamrak, of the Wyrden Woods says, "The Lord Elostian sends His
greetings."


Your eyes twinkle enchantingly.

Shadow Tervic Sijamrak, of the Wyrden Woods says, "I have asked that He not hug
you."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

You say, "Greetings Lord Enigma."

You ask Tervic, "Are the Divine not immune to the thorns of a rose?"

Shadow Tervic Sijamrak, of the Wyrden Woods says, "Of the normal variety, sure."


Shadow Tervic Sijamrak, of the Wyrden Woods says, "But of the cutting wit
variety... perhaps not."


Reality reels violently and a scream of utter anguish echoes through the aether.
The will of Elostian descends on the vicinity, causing reality to ripple
violently before opening up into the eternal emptiness of the Void. A scream of
utter anguish escapes Tervic's lips before his mortal form is sucked into the
blackness, instantly severing his connection between body and soul. As quickly
as it opened, the rift closes, leaving only memory of its passing.
Black domotheos death energy rises up from the body of Tervic, solidifying into
the form of a skull. The floating skull opens its jaws and a jet of inky black
smoke shoots at Elostian, melting the flesh from His bones.


The soul of Tervic Sijamrak says, "Ow."

You say, "Oh dear."


The soul of Tervic Sijamrak says, "I do believe I have been hugged."


You laughingly say, "I believe so."


Seeing his situation to be hopeless, Tervic begins uttering fervent prayers for
salvation.


Nichoda arrives following Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's
Secrets.
He is followed by a pixie bound in shadows, a sprite bound in shadows, a wood
nymph bound in shadows, a sylph bound in shadows, a pigwidgeon bound in shadows,
a banshee bound in shadows, a redcap, and a barghest.

Nicholo blinks.

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Initiate of Night's Secrets asks, "What happened?"

You say, "Well.."

Nicholo blinks.

Nicholo tilts his head and listens intently.

You say, "I do believe I just saw Tervic find Lord Enigma's favour."
Reiha2009-07-11 14:37:30
QUOTE (Joli @ Jul 9 2009, 11:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, so.. Where was I when I even logged in?

I think someone up there hates me. That happened when I logged in to check messages on my other character... sad.gif

Say hi the next time you loggin!
Ayisdra2009-07-11 22:35:54
After Crek wins GM and I sign out for a bit afterward. I sign back in just now and get this as my vote reminder message(this is the first time I have seen it too, makes it just all the better too for the timing).

QUOTE
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Unknown2009-07-11 22:57:35
(Glomdoring): Xenolis says, "What effects do the wasps cause?"

(Glomdoring): Yamori says, "Weakness."

(Glomdoring): Nykolai says, "Weakness."

(Glomdoring): Desitrus (from the Aetherways) says, "Krellanitis."
Unknown2009-07-11 22:59:23

(Wishes): Fania says, "Yeah what are you supposed to say. Mommy this is a penus, look how it works. What do you think?"

(Wishes): Fania says, "Penis."

(Wishes): Fania says, "I think I need some penuts or something."

(Wishes): Nedas says, "Fan, what does a Penus look like?"

(Wishes): Dynami says, "Lol."

(Wishes): Fania says, "Hold on, I'll find you a pic."
Fania2009-07-11 23:02:26
This is what happens when you don't look at your keyboard when you type... anyways I found good pictures. This is one of them: http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/F...I449.MEDIUM.gif
Jigan2009-07-12 02:56:32
Log in, and Jigan's neice (Adoptive? Don't really know anymore) asks if he's wearing a dress. After a moment...

3742h, 3819m, 3198e, 10p, 17305w elrx-probe dress
This outrageous dress is the epitome of vulgarity, seeming designed with no
other purpose than to seduce men, even during pregnancy. The thin, almost
see-through silk is of an eye-hurting bright pink that sensuously hugs the shape
of the body while softly reflecting the light and offering a gleam to any curves
that may be present. The neckline of the dress dips outrageously low, almost
showing more cleavage than is considered decent, especially in a soon-to-be
mother and a short skirt sensuously clings to the shape of the legs. Two playful
pink ribbons tie in the back, allowing the dress to be pulled tight across a
growing belly. Garish red letters cover the front, spelling out 'I should not
say silly stuff about Lord Elostian'.
It has 29 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 1 pounds and 12 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Priestess Nori Nimaet, Initiate of Night's
Secrets.
It is cursed and may not be removed when worn.

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Nariah2009-07-12 03:27:50
That's called pulling a Morgfyre biggrin.gif

Ahh, but my cursed panties of doom had proofings on them, you can't beat that!
Shaddus2009-07-12 04:01:47
QUOTE
Coldly, Fain, of the Red Masque says, "Why is there a goat in My throneroom?"
Mirami2009-07-12 04:34:32
QUOTE
(The Edge of Autumn): Ilaveuse says, "<(rant removed)>. Poof."
Your current clan will now be the 'The Edge of Autumn' clan.
(The Edge of Autumn): You say, "Poof."
(The Edge of Autumn): Ilaveuse says, "I like that word."
(The Edge of Autumn): You say, "Me, too!"
(The Edge of Autumn): You say, "Poof."
(The Edge of Autumn): You say, "Poof."
(The Edge of Autumn): You say, "Poof."
(The Edge of Autumn): Ilaveuse says, "Poof."
(The Edge of Autumn): Ilaveuse says, "Poof."
(The Edge of Autumn): Ilaveuse says, "Poof."



Poof.
Siam2009-07-12 04:45:26
Trader Bob says, "The credit market prices are all my fault! Vote for Lusternia if you want cheaper credits!"
VOTE!!
Casilu2009-07-12 05:07:07
Dream Crushing:


Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "They say Jojobo is an area."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:53:14.613>

clt2 who did?
You say, "Who did?"
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Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "They."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:53:41.409>


Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Guy from Bransen Missouri."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:53:46.786>

clt2 wasn't it Iytha?
You say, "Wasn't it Iytha?"
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Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yeah, Iunno if I believe her."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:54:11.610>

clt2 she said it was a lie
You say, "She said it was a lie."
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clt2 on the forums
: You say, "On the forums."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:54:21.042>


Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "=(."
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clt2 like... right after you asked if it was real
: You say, "Like... right after you asked if it was real."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:54:42.030>


: Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*cries*."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:54:54.796>

clt2 hahahaha
: You say, "Hahahaha."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:55:9.870>


: Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I still wanna know how quicksand killed her."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:55:11.922>


Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Unless that was a lie too."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:55:15.020>


Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "WAS IT ALL JUST A LIE!!!???"
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:55:20.954>

clt2 no, that was real
You say, "No, that was real."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:55:21.342>


Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh. Where do you find qsand?"
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:55:44.981>

clt2 on Earth
You say, "On Earth."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:55:54.213>


: Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:56:23.703>


Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, ":censor:."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:56:25.734>


Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I totally did not see that post."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:56:28.983>


Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Dude, that's super gay."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:56:32.476>


Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Super, super gay."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:56:35.155>


Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Still, I guess playing witht he lucidian teleporter has its perks."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:56:47.557>

clt2 if it means anything, I'm laughing at you right now
You say, "If it means anything, I'm laughing at you right now."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:56:55.431>


Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I got bumped to the Spirit Plane and got the Tosha blessing without having to do all the work."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:56:57.727>


: Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And then once I got bumped into a really weird place."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:56:7.016>


Razenth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, ":censor: dude. I wanted to get to Jojobo =(."
5218h, 3828m, 3576e, 10p, 22240en, 17200w elrx-<21:57:29.576>
Fania2009-07-12 07:03:53
QUOTE (Romertien @ Jul 11 2009, 09:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Poof.


I miss when Isune use to Poof... she was really funny with her poofs.
Celina2009-07-12 09:20:32
QUOTE (Ayisdra @ Jul 11 2009, 05:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
After Crek wins GM and I sign out for a bit afterward. I sign back in just now and get this as my vote reminder message(this is the first time I have seen it too, makes it just all the better too for the timing).


I voted for you!
Lawliet2009-07-12 10:05:23
QUOTE (Jigan @ Jul 12 2009, 03:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Log in, and Jigan's neice (Adoptive? Don't really know anymore) asks if he's wearing a dress. After a moment...

3742h, 3819m, 3198e, 10p, 17305w elrx-probe dress
This outrageous dress is the epitome of vulgarity, seeming designed with no
other purpose than to seduce men, even during pregnancy. The thin, almost
see-through silk is of an eye-hurting bright pink that sensuously hugs the shape
of the body while softly reflecting the light and offering a gleam to any curves
that may be present. The neckline of the dress dips outrageously low, almost
showing more cleavage than is considered decent, especially in a soon-to-be
mother and a short skirt sensuously clings to the shape of the legs. Two playful
pink ribbons tie in the back, allowing the dress to be pulled tight across a
growing belly. Garish red letters cover the front, spelling out 'I should not
say silly stuff about Lord Elostian'.
It has 29 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 1 pounds and 12 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Priestess Nori Nimaet, Initiate of Night's
Secrets.
It is cursed and may not be removed when worn.

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Ah, I remember when Eventru gave me "Old womans panties" or something along those lines... sorta funny, but I was having a bad day. It did not help.
Eventru2009-07-12 10:16:03
I once made Celina a tiara or something, made from twisted up pieces of brown paper that had been used as TP, some shards of glass, maybe a bit of spaghetti and a hint of broken glass.
Siam2009-07-12 10:18:57
QUOTE (Eventru @ Jul 12 2009, 06:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I once made Celina a tiara or something, made from twisted up pieces of brown paper that had been used as TP, some shards of glass, maybe a bit of spaghetti and a hint of broken glass.


Divine can force people to wear things?
Arix2009-07-12 11:15:25
Yes. But when Eventru making me wear the robes i designed for him didn't seem to make me mad, he made them pink and ruined the design, and it really killed the joke.
Celina2009-07-12 20:56:19
QUOTE (Eventru @ Jul 12 2009, 05:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I once made Celina a tiara or something, made from twisted up pieces of brown paper that had been used as TP, some shards of glass, maybe a bit of spaghetti and a hint of broken glass.


I was sad when that decayed.

It smelled like urine and everything. I thought it was something special between us.
Shaddus2009-07-12 21:03:51
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname @ Jul 12 2009, 05:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Divine can force people to wear things?

Divine can make you do damn near anything. Hell, Terentia made me pray for salvation once.