Quick! Take it hunting on Astral with you!

You wildly jab a steel inquisitor rapier at an archon of Eternal Light. You stab him with a light puncture.
An archon of Eternal Light says, "I heard a scream at 'Pool of Stars!' Excuse me, friends."
An archon of Eternal Light says, "I heard a scream at 'Pool of Stars!' Excuse me, friends."
An archon of Eternal Light says, "I heard a scream at 'Pool of Stars!' Excuse me, friends."
An archon of Eternal Light exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to 'Pool of Stars.' I heard a scream!"
An archon of Eternal Light begins to yell for help.
(Celest): An archon of Eternal Light says, "Fellow citizens, assist me! I am under attack at 'Pool of Stars!"
A greater elemental of water springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.
An archon of Eternal Light springs to an archon of Eternal Light's defence.

A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says, "That's right, each candy you eat has the blood, sweat and tears of hundreds of workers."
A Fraught Pectus Dawneye, Unhinged Musician says, "And the giggles, since you know. They work in a freaking candy mine."

Veradin Munsia D'cente`, Seeker of Honour says, "I say moo and the tiger says roar."

(Celest): Radas says, "How can he look like Munsia?"
(Celest): Vermilla says, "Not absolutely sure."
(Celest): Zalandrus says, "Stealth."
(Celest): Radas says, "Glossing completely over the 'why would he want to' part."

pike
You look at the head, you look at the pike. You look at the head, you look at the pike. You look at the head, you look at the pike. Hmmm.

Ayrna gives a toy gnome beater a friendly squeeze.
The eyes of a toy gnome beater bulge out and it swings its club threateningly in response.

A toy gnome beater exclaims, "Hey hey, don't touch me there! That's illegal on five
aetherbubbles as well as any and all Facility-owned ships!"

Smirking, Ur'Mage Initiate Ayrna, Wrath of Brom says, "If you don't return my gold, you
overgrown toy, I'll do more than touch you in bad places."

-Griefing Talks and Me Being PMS-tatic-

Reiha tells you, "You are, but do you see what happens to mommy when she acts silly around Lord Eventru?"
You tell Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King, "... I get relatives?"
Reiha tells you, "No!"

You have been slain by Vathael.faecall
order entourage kill Vathael
The refreshing health aura surrounding you dissipates.
As your soul leaves your body, the elixir vitae courses through your spirit and suddenly bursts in a bright light, forming a new body around your soul.You begin to sing an enchanting song, calling to your loyal fae.
{ YOU'RE DEAD, RUN , RUN! }
{ YOU'RE DEAD, RUN , RUN! }
{ YOU'RE DEAD, RUN , RUN! }
{ YOU'RE DEAD, RUN , RUN! }
{ YOU'RE DEAD, RUN , RUN! }
{ YOU'RE DEAD, RUN -----, RUN! }
{ YOU'RE DEAD, RUN -----, RUN! }
{ YOU'RE DEAD, RUN -----, RUN! }
{ YOU'RE DEAD, RUN -----, RUN! }
{ YOU'RE DEAD, RUN -----, RUN! }
{ YOU'RE DEAD, RUN -----, RUN! }
{ YOU'RE DEAD, RUN -----, RUN! }
{ YOU'RE DEAD, RUN -----, RUN! }
{ YOU'RE DEAD, RUN -----, RUN! }
{ YOU'RE DEAD, RUN -----, RUN! }
Person tells you, "*purr* I like sex, if I could have sex all day, everyday. I would."

Person tells you, "Mis.."

You tell A Person, "/// LoL wut?"

Person tells you, "Misssss."

*lots of battle spam while I was typing and reading that*

You have been slain by Vathael.

(Wishes): Nicholo says, "In English it's..."

(Wishes): Nicholo says, "Jesus-Mary-Joseph-My-God-BellyDancingWhore."

Nichoda tells you, "(( Lawliet tells you, "//dang, I wanted to see the man-love." ))"
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Nichoda tells you, "(( Lawliet tells you, "//lemme watch the man loove D:."

(Wishes): You say, "Lawli marry me."

(Wishes): You say, "I go straight for your sexy, british accent."

(Wishes): Lawliet (from the Aetherways) says, "But if I marry you I'll never get to see the man love >.>."