QUOTE (Lawliet @ Jul 18 2009, 09:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Stop quoting me!
Stop giving out such good material!
QUOTE
probe goat
This muscular goat is a strong, muscled creature with a dirty, knotted fleece and translucent wings, threaded with dark veins. Yellow eyes gleam irritable above her protruding snout, and a straggly beard hangs about her chin. Scuffing the ground with her hooves, the goat chews down on the bit of the reins with her jaw line twitching, covered in filthy bits of wiry hair, drool soaked and stained. A worn leather saddle has been fitted securely beneath the goat's shoulders, and barbed stirrups dangle from it. She is called 'Cruor.'
A muscular war goat with translucent wings, threaded with dark veins is not one to be trifled with.
She weighs about 1062 pounds.
Her feedbag is nearly full and she is looking quite nourished.
She is loyal to Sohei Shaddus Mes'ard, of the Quietus Innocence.
A muscular war goat with translucent wings, threaded with dark veins is holding:
Nothing.
You administer a dose of zimoru reagent to your goat. A golden glow surrounds her which shimmers and you watch in amazement as she transforms into a menacing war goat with ludicrously tiny bat wings.
probe goat
This menacing goat is a strong, muscled creature with a dirty, knotted fleece and ludicrously tiny bat wings. Yellow eyes gleam irritable above her protruding snout, and a straggly beard hangs about her chin. Standing sturdy as a rock, the goat chews down on the bit of the reins with her jaw line twitching, covered in filthy bits of wiry hair, drool soaked and stained. A worn leather saddle has been fitted securely beneath the goat's shoulders, and barbed stirrups dangle from it. She is called 'Cruor.'
A menacing war goat with ludicrously tiny bat wings is not one to be trifled with.
She weighs about 1062 pounds.
Her feedbag could use replenishing, and she shows the first signs of hunger.
She is loyal to Sohei Shaddus Mes'ard, of the Quietus Innocence.
A menacing war goat with ludicrously tiny bat wings is holding:
Nothing.
This muscular goat is a strong, muscled creature with a dirty, knotted fleece and translucent wings, threaded with dark veins. Yellow eyes gleam irritable above her protruding snout, and a straggly beard hangs about her chin. Scuffing the ground with her hooves, the goat chews down on the bit of the reins with her jaw line twitching, covered in filthy bits of wiry hair, drool soaked and stained. A worn leather saddle has been fitted securely beneath the goat's shoulders, and barbed stirrups dangle from it. She is called 'Cruor.'
A muscular war goat with translucent wings, threaded with dark veins is not one to be trifled with.
She weighs about 1062 pounds.
Her feedbag is nearly full and she is looking quite nourished.
She is loyal to Sohei Shaddus Mes'ard, of the Quietus Innocence.
A muscular war goat with translucent wings, threaded with dark veins is holding:
Nothing.
You administer a dose of zimoru reagent to your goat. A golden glow surrounds her which shimmers and you watch in amazement as she transforms into a menacing war goat with ludicrously tiny bat wings.
probe goat
This menacing goat is a strong, muscled creature with a dirty, knotted fleece and ludicrously tiny bat wings. Yellow eyes gleam irritable above her protruding snout, and a straggly beard hangs about her chin. Standing sturdy as a rock, the goat chews down on the bit of the reins with her jaw line twitching, covered in filthy bits of wiry hair, drool soaked and stained. A worn leather saddle has been fitted securely beneath the goat's shoulders, and barbed stirrups dangle from it. She is called 'Cruor.'
A menacing war goat with ludicrously tiny bat wings is not one to be trifled with.
She weighs about 1062 pounds.
Her feedbag could use replenishing, and she shows the first signs of hunger.
She is loyal to Sohei Shaddus Mes'ard, of the Quietus Innocence.
A menacing war goat with ludicrously tiny bat wings is holding:
Nothing.
We'll petition the admin to ban it.
QUOTE
(Market): Jigan says, "From your mouth, to my scroll. Even if it's all night long. Bookbinder for hire."
(Market): Lawliet says, "Jigans scrolls are flaccid and soft, buy my, rigid, scrolls."
(Market): Jigan says, "My scrolls are all natural. They don't need additional help from steel bars glued to them."
(Market): Lawliet says, "Jigans methods may be natural, but they also don't work. My scrolls basically guarentee happiness in life."
(Market): Kreon says, "I lost my interest for bookbinders."
(Market): Joli says, "Artisan making chests to put loud annoying people in."
(Market): Micaela says, "Seeking a pattern for gags, send tells. Paying well."
(Market): Crosir says, "Free brew for Kreon."
(Market): Jigan says, "Only trust a man to make a quality scroll. We know our scrolls well. Bookbinder for hire. Magic quill too."
(Market): Lawliet says, "Jigan has an unnatural attatchment to his scrolls, you wont want them after he's 'used' them."
(Market): Micaela says, "Still seeking that pattern for gags! Paying very very well."
(Market): Lawliet says, "Jigans scrolls are flaccid and soft, buy my, rigid, scrolls."
(Market): Jigan says, "My scrolls are all natural. They don't need additional help from steel bars glued to them."
(Market): Lawliet says, "Jigans methods may be natural, but they also don't work. My scrolls basically guarentee happiness in life."
(Market): Kreon says, "I lost my interest for bookbinders."
(Market): Joli says, "Artisan making chests to put loud annoying people in."
(Market): Micaela says, "Seeking a pattern for gags, send tells. Paying well."
(Market): Crosir says, "Free brew for Kreon."
(Market): Jigan says, "Only trust a man to make a quality scroll. We know our scrolls well. Bookbinder for hire. Magic quill too."
(Market): Lawliet says, "Jigan has an unnatural attatchment to his scrolls, you wont want them after he's 'used' them."
(Market): Micaela says, "Still seeking that pattern for gags! Paying very very well."
Joli, I know why momma likes you, now.Oh well you missed the part on my end.
You stretch languidly.
Kreon laughs out loud at you.
"Nice!", Kreon says to you with an enthusiastic thumbs up.
(Market): Jigan says, "Only trust a man to make a quality scroll. We know our
scrolls well. Bookbinder for hire. Magic quill too."
You say, "I can only imagine that a chest would be a fine place to hide a body."
Squire Kreon, Ward of Kelly says, "Can you put me in a chest and drop me in the
sea?"
You snicker softly to yourself.
An exquisite chorus of melodies wavers lightly in the air, accompanied by the
rich, vibrant notes of a violin.
You say, "Maybe."
You ponder the situation.
You say, "If you were dead."
-----
And now..
Jigan tells you, "Sexual innuendo is one of the most powerful selling forces in
the world."
You tell Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame, "Oh yes. Be glad I refrained from
my comment about beds."
Jigan tells you, "Because the next time they begin having sex with their
girlfriend or wife, suddenly "Jigan's bookbinding" will be something they start
to think about."
You tell Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame, "So, your purpose was to afflict
the basin with scroll fetishes. Interesting."
Jigan tells you, "Which would make them reliant on bookbinders, increasing trade
and revenue, causing a massive splurge of bookbinders popping up everwhere which
would leave another tradeskill sorely damaged so I can quickly move in and
dominate the market while it's weak and rebuild it and start all over."
Jigan tells you, "Making myself well known as a perveyor of goods, but also the
leader in the trading circles, meaning anything I sell can be marked up decently
in price, causing me to be richer than Richter after a decade or three."
You tell Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame, "Wow."
You tell Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame, "Are you single?"
Jigan tells you, "And because everyone will know my name because of the goods,
being elected to any position will be easy, simply because I'm a great guy and
they love my products."
Jigan tells you, "And then it's simply a matter of time before the city wants to
make a new Vernal Ascendant, and everyone will vote for me."
You tell Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame, "You put a lot of thought into
that plan."
Jigan tells you, "Not really."
Jigan tells you, "It's one of those "Oh, so that's what happens if we do this"
plans."
Jigan tells you, "Which minds me, cats do not like being thrown on cacti."
You tell Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame, "I would imagine not."
Jigan tells you, "Just remember, vote for me to make me a Vernal God."
Sometimes Geomancers worry me. But I lol'd big time. Jigan
You stretch languidly.
Kreon laughs out loud at you.
"Nice!", Kreon says to you with an enthusiastic thumbs up.
(Market): Jigan says, "Only trust a man to make a quality scroll. We know our
scrolls well. Bookbinder for hire. Magic quill too."
You say, "I can only imagine that a chest would be a fine place to hide a body."
Squire Kreon, Ward of Kelly says, "Can you put me in a chest and drop me in the
sea?"
You snicker softly to yourself.
An exquisite chorus of melodies wavers lightly in the air, accompanied by the
rich, vibrant notes of a violin.
You say, "Maybe."
You ponder the situation.
You say, "If you were dead."
-----
And now..
Jigan tells you, "Sexual innuendo is one of the most powerful selling forces in
the world."
You tell Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame, "Oh yes. Be glad I refrained from
my comment about beds."
Jigan tells you, "Because the next time they begin having sex with their
girlfriend or wife, suddenly "Jigan's bookbinding" will be something they start
to think about."
You tell Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame, "So, your purpose was to afflict
the basin with scroll fetishes. Interesting."
Jigan tells you, "Which would make them reliant on bookbinders, increasing trade
and revenue, causing a massive splurge of bookbinders popping up everwhere which
would leave another tradeskill sorely damaged so I can quickly move in and
dominate the market while it's weak and rebuild it and start all over."
Jigan tells you, "Making myself well known as a perveyor of goods, but also the
leader in the trading circles, meaning anything I sell can be marked up decently
in price, causing me to be richer than Richter after a decade or three."
You tell Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame, "Wow."
You tell Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame, "Are you single?"
Jigan tells you, "And because everyone will know my name because of the goods,
being elected to any position will be easy, simply because I'm a great guy and
they love my products."
Jigan tells you, "And then it's simply a matter of time before the city wants to
make a new Vernal Ascendant, and everyone will vote for me."
You tell Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame, "You put a lot of thought into
that plan."
Jigan tells you, "Not really."
Jigan tells you, "It's one of those "Oh, so that's what happens if we do this"
plans."
Jigan tells you, "Which minds me, cats do not like being thrown on cacti."
You tell Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame, "I would imagine not."
Jigan tells you, "Just remember, vote for me to make me a Vernal God."
Sometimes Geomancers worry me. But I lol'd big time.
JiganQUOTE
(The Nightshade): Reiha says, "*stabs Lawliet for being a perv to my son*."
(The Nightshade): Reiha says, "Mis..."
(The Nightshade): Reiha says, "Mis..."
I know where I get it from now.Edit:
(*): Reiha says, "Did I almost walk into Lawliet's wet dream?"
QUOTE (Arix @ Jul 19 2009, 06:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A bolt of divine fire arcs across the sky, causing the air to sizzle./
Fixed. It was yellow... now Who has an unhealthy attachment to yellow...?
QUOTE
(Celest): Eventru says, "What, you too, Joli?"
(Celest): Eventru says, "You spend too much time around Reiha."
(Celest): Eventru says, "Her tradecraft is wearing off on you apparently."
(Celest): Eventru says, "You spend too much time around Reiha."
(Celest): Eventru says, "Her tradecraft is wearing off on you apparently."
QUOTE (Ashteru @ Jul 19 2009, 08:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Vera says Wishes can be cool, but all I see is the retardedness that is quoted on here.
... Makes me feel less bad that I was banned from ever joining.
