Quotes 5

by Charune

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Unknown2009-07-19 16:17:17
Wishes has a lot of clean, nice fun too. But someone has decided to only quote the dirty.. And quit quoting me!
Lawliet2009-07-19 16:28:51
QUOTE (Reiha @ Jul 19 2009, 04:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
... Makes me feel less bad that I was banned from ever joining. whistling.gif


How does that work? A bunch of people that say "only retarded" things STILL think that you'd drag the average down?

That's not good tongue.gif
Kiradawea2009-07-19 20:28:39
I guess the solution to the problem isn't banning quotes from Wishes, but quotes from people in the Wishes clan. *nodme*
Richter2009-07-19 21:04:16
I'd been playing Blackjack with Eventru for about ten minutes, and he was down about a half million (I ended down a half million, a few minutes after this quote). After he left...

QUOTE
You say to Naveric, the blackjack dealer, "And now that He's gone, you can start
dealing me some better cards."

You stand on your 17.
Naveric, the blackjack dealer flips over his hole card, showing a four of Spades
for a total of 10.
He deals himself an Ace of Diamonds, for a total of 21. He stands.
Your hand lost to Naveric, the blackjack dealer, who collects your bet.

Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "Place your bets! Place your bets!"

You bet 50000 gold sovereigns.

Sarcastically, Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "Sure. Would you like me to
wash your granny panties for you too?"

Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "No more bets."
Naveric, the blackjack dealer deals you a three of Diamonds and an eight of
Spades.
He deals himself two cards. The up card is a five of Spades.
_______ _______
|D --- D| |S ___ S|
| | | | | | |
| --- | | |---| |
| | | | | | |
|D --- D| |S --- S|
------- -------
You have 11.
Dealer shows a five of Spades.
Naveric, the blackjack dealer asks you, "Do you want to hit, stand, or double?"

Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "Change your diaper perhaps?"

You tap your cards and are dealt a Queen of Hearts, for a total of 21.
You stand on your 21.
Naveric, the blackjack dealer flips over his hole card, showing a King of Spades
for a total of 15.
He deals himself an Ace of Diamonds, for a total of 16.
He deals himself a Jack of Diamonds, for a total of 26. BUSTED!
You won! Naveric, the blackjack dealer hands you 50000 gold sovereigns, and you
collect your bet.

Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "Place your bets! Place your bets!"

You say to Naveric, the blackjack dealer, "You think I'm wearing underwear under
these robes?"

You bet 50000 gold sovereigns.

Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "No more bets."
Naveric, the blackjack dealer deals you a Queen of Spades and a King of Hearts.
He deals himself two cards. The up card is an Ace of Spades.
The dealer's up card is an ace. Would you like to purchase insurance for half
the cost of your bet?

Naveric, the blackjack dealer shudders violently.

You decline to purchase insurance.

Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "A moment."

_______ _______
|S ___ S| |H H|
| | | | | | / |
| | | | | |/ |
| | \\| | | |\\ |
|S --- S| |H | \\ H|
------- -------
You have 20.
Dealer shows an Ace of Spades.
Naveric, the blackjack dealer asks you, "Do you want to hit, stand, or double?"

You stand on your 20.
Naveric, the blackjack dealer flips over his hole card, showing a two of
Diamonds for a total of 13.
He deals himself a three of Hearts, for a total of 16.
He deals himself a five of Clubs, for a total of 21. He stands.
Your hand lost to Naveric, the blackjack dealer, who collects your bet.

Naveric, the blackjack dealer leans over and grabs a bucket from underneath the
table and fakes wretching.

Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "Much better."

You crease your brow in a frown.

(Celest): You say, "I keep losing blackjack on twenties."

(Celest): Naveric, the blackjack dealer says, "From what I've won off Him and
the Carthan man, I can do that and buy Deepnight!"

(Celest): You say, "And Naveric is being a smartass."
Joli2009-07-19 22:45:20
QUOTE (Reiha @ Jul 19 2009, 09:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Heyyyyy, There is a lot more to that log than that!

And why is it quoting this picture instead of the text..

----

(Celest): You say, "Anyone else?"

The corners of Hyon's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Hyon nods his head sagely.

Hyon pats Grinash in a friendly manner.

(Celest): Eventru says, "What, you too, Joli?"

(Celest): Eventru says, "You spend too much time around Reiha."

(Celest): Hyon says, "Hail Lord Eventru."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Her tradecraft is wearing off on you apparently."


You blink.

(Celest): Sipelus says, "That's funnier cause I get the joke."

You say, "Did He just call me a whore..."

Hyon gives a horrified gasp.

Grinash utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Sir Hyon, Disciple of Aegis says, "Wait."

A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory
and gold into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.

Hyon ponders the situation.

The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Yes."

Squire Meir, of the Armies of Light says, "I believe so."

Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.

You give a pained sigh.

Sir Hyon, Disciple of Aegis says, "Reiha is a whore?"

Hyon rolls on the floor, laughing.

A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory
and gold into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.

Eventru reaches over and ruffles your hair with a fond expression.

Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.

(Celest): Eventru says, "All out of affection, dear little one."

Hyon nods his head sagely.

Sipelus says, "I knew I should've started drinking this morning."

Hyon pats Grinash in a friendly manner.

Hyon laughs out loud.

(Celest): You say, "Um, well.. Sorry to disappoint you, but I was talking about
performing with a musical instrument, Lord."

Hyon pats Sipelus in a friendly manner.

Hyon pats Grinash in a friendly manner.

(Celest): You say, "Not.. any other type of instrument.."

Hyon nods his head sagely.

(Celest): Hyon says, "Ahahahaha."

Hyon rolls on the floor, laughing.

Hyon laughs out loud.

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

(Celest): Eventru says, "We would point out that the mouth is a music
instrument, but We think this joke's gone on enough for now."

You say, "Oh gah.."

Grinash smirks.

Hyon rolls on the floor, laughing.

Hyon laughs out loud.

(Celest): You say, "A violin."

Sipelus says to Hyon, "My Goddess, man, will you stand still for a bloody
minute?"

(Celest): You say, "To be more specific."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Far less fun."

-----

See, Reiha, he loves us, but in his own special way.. No need to be sad. And ignore Hyon. He was acting like that THE WHOLE TIME..
Unknown2009-07-20 01:54:17
QUOTE (Joli @ Jul 19 2009, 06:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Reiha @ Jul 19 2009, 09:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Heyyyyy, There is a lot more to that log than that!

And why is it quoting this picture instead of the text..

----

(Celest): You say, "Anyone else?"

The corners of Hyon's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Hyon nods his head sagely.

Hyon pats Grinash in a friendly manner.

(Celest): Eventru says, "What, you too, Joli?"

(Celest): Eventru says, "You spend too much time around Reiha."

(Celest): Hyon says, "Hail Lord Eventru."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Her tradecraft is wearing off on you apparently."


You blink.

(Celest): Sipelus says, "That's funnier cause I get the joke."

You say, "Did He just call me a whore..."

Hyon gives a horrified gasp.

Grinash utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Sir Hyon, Disciple of Aegis says, "Wait."

A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory
and gold into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.

Hyon ponders the situation.

The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Yes."

Squire Meir, of the Armies of Light says, "I believe so."

Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.

You give a pained sigh.

Sir Hyon, Disciple of Aegis says, "Reiha is a whore?"

Hyon rolls on the floor, laughing.

A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory
and gold into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.

Eventru reaches over and ruffles your hair with a fond expression.

Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.

(Celest): Eventru says, "All out of affection, dear little one."

Hyon nods his head sagely.

Sipelus says, "I knew I should've started drinking this morning."

Hyon pats Grinash in a friendly manner.

Hyon laughs out loud.

(Celest): You say, "Um, well.. Sorry to disappoint you, but I was talking about
performing with a musical instrument, Lord."

Hyon pats Sipelus in a friendly manner.

Hyon pats Grinash in a friendly manner.

(Celest): You say, "Not.. any other type of instrument.."

Hyon nods his head sagely.

(Celest): Hyon says, "Ahahahaha."

Hyon rolls on the floor, laughing.

Hyon laughs out loud.

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

(Celest): Eventru says, "We would point out that the mouth is a music
instrument, but We think this joke's gone on enough for now."

You say, "Oh gah.."

Grinash smirks.

Hyon rolls on the floor, laughing.

Hyon laughs out loud.

(Celest): You say, "A violin."

Sipelus says to Hyon, "My Goddess, man, will you stand still for a bloody
minute?"

(Celest): You say, "To be more specific."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Far less fun."

-----

See, Reiha, he loves us, but in his own special way.. No need to be sad. And ignore Hyon. He was acting like that THE WHOLE TIME..



Dynami2009-07-20 04:58:45
There was this Celestine novice that got his first toy recently and he started playing around with it. This is what he did.

QUOTE
*Conversation about toys*

(Celest): Amadis says, "..I only have Winfred..."


(Celest): You say, "Hehe."


Amadis, Child of Light says, "Don't worry, Winfred, I don't need other toys."


Amadis nods his head sagely at a toy gnome beater.


You double over in laughter, wiping the tears from your eyes.


Amadis, Child of Light says, "We'll get by on our own!"


Calling out boldly, Amadis attempts to rally a toy gnome beater to his cause.


Amadis tilts his head curiously.


Amadis, Child of Light says, "Yup! Winfred hasn't stolen anything at all from me."


Amadis, Child of Light says, "He's a good gnome."


You chuckle long and heartily.


You say to Vermilla, "Try to set it on fire! "


Opening his mouth wide, Amadis gapes in wonder.


Merciful Judge Vermilla Inalai, the Huntress says, "It just seems...like they should be used for something other than putting them in the pool."


Amadis, Child of Light says, "To... play with...?"


Amadis waves about a toy gnome beater energetically.


Vermilla shakes her head.


"Awwwww!" you say.


*Map and QL spam*


The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.


Merciful Judge Vermilla Inalai, the Huntress says, "Who was it that somebody said..prove that Yoftie was a gnome?"


Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Pool of Stars.


Merciful Judge Vermilla Inalai, the Huntress says, "Maybe show that person these dolls?"


You say, "Kira."


Vermilla shakes her head.


Merciful Judge Vermilla Inalai, the Huntress says, "The one Kira spoke to."


You say, "Ah."


You ponder for a moment and say "Hrm..."


You say, "He is in the Gnome place."


Merciful Judge Vermilla Inalai, the Huntress says, "The gnome place...gee...thanks."


You say, "Somewhere in the Aetherways."


You roll your eyes.


Amadis, Child of Light waves a toy gnome beater through the air in a slow motion, making 'fwoosh' noises all the while.


You blink.


(Celest): Telperion says, "Check your packs, they like to invade your packs and steal things."


Amadis, Child of Light mumbles, "Super gno..ooome to the rescuuuuueeeeee."


Amadis, Child of Light hums a little tune and places the gnome into a heroic posture.


Amadis, Child of Light says, "Don't worry ma'm, Winfred is here!"


Vermilla's eyes sparkle with amusement.


Amadis, Child of Light says, "Dun da dunnnn."
Reiha2009-07-20 06:18:51
At the fulcrux ---

QUOTE
You suddenly scoop up a painting of A beautiful nude painting of Lord Eventru.

WTF, MARINA!
Eventru2009-07-20 06:30:53
...Wooooow. I didn't even SEE that...

Edit: and now that I've looked at it, I... I... I'm going to need to sleep a few months on how to react. That is all.
Unknown2009-07-20 08:28:41
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Jul 20 2009, 12:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wishes has a lot of clean, nice fun too. But someone has decided to only quote the dirty.. And quit quoting me!

So... since we quote you a lot... you're the dirtiness? whatthe.gif
Unknown2009-07-20 08:32:15
Son of a... crappy internet, making me click twice... Damn you, storm!
Unknown2009-07-20 08:32:26
That painting makes me want to almost defect to Celest... ninja.gif

Edit: Marina gave me the first copy! jumpfire.gif
Joli2009-07-20 09:38:15
QUOTE (Nicholo @ Jul 20 2009, 03:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That painting makes me want to almost defect to Celest... ninja.gif

Edit: Marina gave me the first copy! jumpfire.gif


I'm still miffed at you for refusing to give me a copy..
Siam2009-07-20 10:03:09
Dilettante Narsrim D'cente` yells, "Well, Mother Moon has been raped once more. Too bad Glomdoring wasn't here to protect you."

rofl.bloaturegomore
Reiha2009-07-20 14:32:49
QUOTE (Nicholo @ Jul 20 2009, 01:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That painting makes me want to almost defect to Celest... ninja.gif

Edit: Marina gave me the first copy! jumpfire.gif

Give your mother a copy!
Lekius2009-07-20 18:00:42
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname @ Jul 20 2009, 03:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dilettante Narsrim D'cente` yells, "Well, Mother Moon has been raped once more. Too bad Glomdoring wasn't here to protect you."

rofl.bloaturegomore


Man you gotta love those 3 AM raids against serpent-whores huh?
Shaddus2009-07-20 18:09:21
QUOTE (Lekius @ Jul 20 2009, 01:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Man you gotta love those 3 AM raids against serpent-whores huh?

Lol, because Glom doesn't sneak into Nil all the time and demesne the whole thing.

Not sure why we're attacking Seren, they don't really do much to us chin.gif
Kiradawea2009-07-20 19:41:08
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Jul 20 2009, 08:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lol, because Glom doesn't sneak into Nil all the time and demesne the whole thing.

Not sure why we're attacking Seren, they don't really do much to us chin.gif

Cuz they violated the demon lords?
Shaddus2009-07-20 20:29:08
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Jul 20 2009, 02:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Cuz they violated the demon lords?

Yeah, but the DL's like it.
Lekius2009-07-20 20:47:21
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Jul 20 2009, 11:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lol, because Glom doesn't sneak into Nil all the time and demesne the whole thing.

Not sure why we're attacking Seren, they don't really do much to us chin.gif



If you let Glom demesne the whole thing, without any hassle, you deserve it.