If you let Glom demesne the whole thing, without any hassle, you deserve it.

Aesthete Zaralesis says, "Is Pectus really a man?"

Zaralesis pulls on a fickle finger of fate.

A fickle finger of fate begins to softly glow with an eerie light.

Beams of light from a fickle finger of fate coalesce into the shape of Lachesis's face.

Emanating from the eerie face of Lachesis, a strange voice intones, "Without a doubt!"

You say, "Is Zaralesis pregnant?"

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

You pull on a fickle finger of fate.

A fickle finger of fate begins to softly glow with an eerie light.

Beams of light from a fickle finger of fate coalesce into the shape of Clotho's face.

Emanating from the eerie face of Clotho, a strange voice intones, "Don't count on it."

You say, "Is.. Shric?"

You pull on a fickle finger of fate.

A fickle finger of fate begins to softly glow with an eerie light.


Beams of light from a fickle finger of fate coalesce into the shape of Atropos's face.

Emanating from the eerie face of Atropos, a strange voice intones, "Reply hazy, try
again."

You give a horrified gasp.

A fickle finger of fate goes dark as the conjured face disappears.

You pull on a fickle finger of fate.

A fickle finger of fate begins to softly glow with an eerie light.

Beams of light from a fickle finger of fate coalesce into the shape of Lachesis's face.

Emanating from the eerie face of Lachesis, a strange voice intones, "You may rely on it."

You look skeptical and say, "I am a host to a phantom thoughtstealer..."

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "Hello, Esano."

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "I hope you're well, today."

You look skeptical and say, "Oh, so that is what it does..."

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "Good to hear!"

Nichoda snickers softly to himself.

Ishant tells you, "Yes, he can hear what you hear."

You look skeptical and say, "How did he get past all these guards..."

Esano tells you, "Magic!"

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "If people are fast enough they can avoid them, Alys once did same thing."

You tell Attendant Esano, Scion of the Shattered Earth, "Ooh, magic..."

You curl your nose up and grimace awfully.

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "Apparently he didn't walk in."

Nichoda ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

You ask, "Now how do I get rid of this...?"

Esano tells you, "You don't. It lasts foreveeeeer and I can hear your thooouuuughts."

You ask, "Or do I have to flood him with very disturbing thoughts normal, heterosexual people find strange before he lets go...?"

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "It will wear off in time, or you can get an enchanter to remove it."

King of the Night, Ishant Nightshade says, "You could try."

Nichoda stares at you in a vain attempt to grin, but something goes terribly wrong.

Esano tells you, "It won't work. I'm a Geomancer, I'm used to unusual thoughts."

We hope you enjoy the painting Marina did of Our most glorious Self. It is slightly disturbing that you all have such an unhealthy fascination with Our naked form, however to each their own, We suppose. - the words of the Exalted Lord, as scribed by my hand upon this 25th of Estar, 241 years after the Creatrix's arrival. Blessed be the Exalted Lord for His bounty and glory is grand and without question.

Wot?

Edit: And this was in my room:



YOU WENT THROUGH MY CLOSET! MY UNDERWEAR'S IN THERE!

Sohei Shaddus Mes'ard, of the Quietus Innocence says, "Tootifrutti!"

Shaddus peers at a gem of cloaking unscrupulously.

You stare implacably about yourself.

Sohei Shaddus Mes'ard, of the Quietus Innocence says, "Tullalalahoo!"

Shaddus reaches over and caresses a gem of cloaking tenderly.

You say, "Just make the damn cabinet."

Sohei Shaddus Mes'ard, of the Quietus Innocence says, "Tulahaharyuau."

Ardmore leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at a rat.
Ardmore connects.
Ardmore has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The final blow proves too much for a rat, who expires, pitifully.
A rat has been slain by Ardmore.
Ardmore suddenly scoops up the corpse of a rat.

Pondering the penguin thoughtfully, Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd says, "Perhaps the Great Lord Penguin the Magnificent knows where the toymaker might be, and why he has sent you to the Basin?"

A plump toy penguin says, "Perhaps He does, but it is none of your damn peasanty business. Peasanty peasant peasant. Peasantface."

Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd says, "You're a peasantface!"

Urazial grumbles angrily.

Gulping down a sovereign, A plump toy penguin says, "Your mother is a peasantface."

...Wooooow. I didn't even SEE that...

Edit: and now that I've looked at it, I... I... I'm going to need to sleep a few months on how to react. That is all.

I'm still miffed at you for refusing to give me a copy..

Copy of what? I haven't seen Joli in almost ....I don't even remember the last time I saw Joli. O.o

A purple flare flahses across teh aetherplex.

I TRIED to contact you. I even tried offering it, but I think that's been changed. Lis used to have some sort of bowl. I tried for 30 minutes to see if there was a way to get it to you.

AND the painting wasn't tasteless. More Rococo meets Florentine Renaissance.

Lisaera's order bought it with gold I think - either way I don't have one, and imbuing it and offering it is useless. However, I did actually grab it from my fulcrux after I saw Reiha's post here, and it's sitting somewhere special, non-decay and resetting, where nobody can see it.

It certainly isn't tasteless, but there's something to be said about it.

I'm still trying to figure out exactly WHAT, though.