You asked for it.

Best laugh all day.




(Celest): Asmoth says, "Dumping my load in the pool then I'll teleport."

You tell Brother Asmoth, "Dumping what?"

(Celest): Sipelus says, "..what?"

Asmoth tells you, "Essence."

You tell Brother Asmoth, "Like.. god essence?"

Grinash tells you, "That was...TERRIBLY WORDED."

(Celest): Asmoth says, "My light essence."

You tell Brother Asmoth, "-dies-."

(Celest): Asmoth says, "From hunting starsuckers and leeches."

(Celest): Grinash says, "Right....Light Essence...."

Had an alt who would throw gold coins in.

(Celest): Eventru says, "Rofl."

(Celest): Eventru says, "ERK."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Look, a bird."

(Celest): Ryboi (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "My lord!"

(Celest): Inagin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Look, an Eventru!"

(Celest): Lawliet says, "Where?"

(Celest): Ryboi (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Heh."

(Celest): You say, "Are you alright, Lord? That sounded like a horrible sneeze."


(Celest): Inagin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I need Your assistance!"

(Celest): Zynna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Greetings, joyous Lord!"

A yellow bird goes streaking past your head. you swear it, you saw it.


(Celest): Grinash (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Bizarre words there, Lord. Is
that some sort of secret language known only to the Divine?"

(Celest): Lawliet says, "That was most odd."

(Celest): Eventru says, "It is a word in the Language Ae, yes."

(Celest): Ryboi (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It is a language I have never
studyed. And bookbinder know the Language?"

(Celest): Lawliet says, "Shoo shoo, Lord Eventru, no messing with my head because you have a cold."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Do not attempt to pronounce it, you will only mispronounce it."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Butcher a perfectly decent language with your thick and sloppy
mortal tongues."

Aww.. You know chatspeak!

Your sig is lies, the one, the only, but there are two of them....

Exactly. It's supposed to make people think.

Brother Jozan, the Hand of Justice says, "I am Jozan."

Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars demands of Jozan, "What am I supposed to
think of that?"
Jozan appears a little flustered.


Explaining his abject poverty, Jozan humbly requests a little help from Meleris,
Keeper of the Pool of Stars.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars's face drops and he looks a little guilty,
but shakes his head at Jozan.


Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars demands of Jozan, "And so?"
Jozan appears a little flustered.

Brother Jozan, the Hand of Justice says, "Think of giving me money."



Explaining his abject poverty, Jozan humbly requests a little help from Meleris,
Keeper of the Pool of Stars.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars sighs dramatically and searches his
pockets, looking for something to give Jozan.
He gives many golden sovereigns to Jozan.

A squinting war goat with translucent wings, threaded with dark veins gives an iridescent white cat to Ur'Lord Thoros d'Murani, Scythe of The Red Masque.

Jester Xaldrin, Chaotic Quill says, "Very nice."

(Jhagar): You say, "My goat just gave Thoros ."

(Magnagora): Anyania (from the Aetherways) says, "I wanna be married by Lord Fain!!!!!"

Eventru holds a piece of brown, acrid spoor in one hand and displays it for all
to see, then suddenly tosses it into the air where it disappears from sight.
Eventru laughs madly as you suddenly realize that a piece of brown, acrid spoor
is in your mouth and involuntarily swallow.
You eat a piece of brown, acrid spoor with gusto.
Eventru holds a piece of brown, acrid spoor in one hand and displays it for all
to see, then suddenly tosses it into the air where it disappears from sight.
Eventru laughs madly as you suddenly realize that a piece of brown, acrid spoor
is in your mouth and involuntarily swallow.
You eat a piece of brown, acrid spoor with gusto.

EVENTRU MADE ME EAT