Quotes 5

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Unknown2009-07-31 02:17:55
(Glade): You say, "Somebody help that poor pooka."
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(Glade): Kelysa says, "Well, we all like cheese, don't we? Perhaps he's just excited. Or... Perhaps what he truly hungers for is pennyroyal!"

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(Glade): Tyrnae says, "Pennyroyal cheese?"
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(Glade): You say, "That poor, pale, probably pathetic pooka."
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(Glade): Emily says, "Pennyroyal is ceesy?"
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(Glade): Kelysa says, "Oh. My. Gods."
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(Glade): Emily says, "Cheesy, too."
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(Glade): You say, "Hm, cheese studded with pennyroyal."
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(Glade): You say, "The ultimate stupidity cure."
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(Glade): Brylle says, "On it!"
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(Glade): Kelysa says, "Pennyroyal cheese is the most intelligent thought I have heard on this aether since it's inception."
Everiine2009-07-31 03:43:50
Found time to check my messages, and couldn't help but laugh at part of one:

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Just know that I support you, though you did screw us into the ground.
Shaddus2009-07-31 04:35:01
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Kaliska has been choked to death by a knot of spore grass.


Nerf Shadowdancer grass.
Razenth2009-07-31 05:01:36
(Project IronStar): You say, "Why is it Yurok that keeps dying?"

(Project IronStar): Narsrim (from the Astral Plane) says, "Probably because he's the lowest circled person bashing with demigods fighting 8+ goats at a time?"

(Project IronStar): Eventru says, "Because Narsrim, in his cold-heartedness, is using him as a meatshield."

(Project IronStar): Narsrim (from the Astral Plane) says, "Indeed. As it turns out, I recently became a chef so I could more easily whip up a meatshield when I need one."
Unknown2009-07-31 05:23:16
(The Swarm): Celina says, "The Jonas Brothers live in South Lake?!"

Celina2009-07-31 05:50:30
QUOTE (Alacardael! @ Jul 31 2009, 12:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(The Swarm): Celina says, "The Jonas Brothers live in South Lake?!"


But that's so clooose to where I live.
Casilu2009-07-31 05:54:37
QUOTE (Celina @ Jul 30 2009, 10:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But that's so clooose to where I live.


I think whatever reputation you had is gone, now.
Gero2009-07-31 08:13:44
(WHP): Pectus says, "I broke lusty >.>."

-thinks she's joking-

--- Disconnected on Friday, July 31, 2009, 1:11 AM ---

She did break it. ohmy.gif
Unknown2009-07-31 10:18:11
Seriously what happened... :/
Eventru2009-07-31 10:43:50
Viravain and I got into a betting match as to whether or not we could make the game lag hard enough to get people killed. Alas, we ended up crashing the game for half the people.

On a more serious note, it seems not everyone lost connection - my understanding is a few people (one was in asia I think?) didn't lose connection, so it sounds like someplace on the way to the IRE server dropped for a minute.

That, or else said person has lag so bad they thought they didn't drop because for the ten minutes we were down, they saw script from the past hour going by at a regular speed.
Arix2009-07-31 10:58:23
I blame Munsia
Aerotan2009-07-31 11:10:12
Bad form to quote oneself, I know, and likely bad juju to quote from the test servers, but still:
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You say, "I wonder how fast this'll shred me."
3192h, 3468m, 3270e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrx-

kata perform miakoda hunt1 hunt1 hunt2 hunt2 hunt2 hunt2 hunt2
You attempt the Kata form of hunt1.
Slashing viciously at Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart, you rend her with an iron nekai.
A frost hag exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'The Moonhart Mother Tree' right away!"
A frost hag exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'The Moonhart Mother Tree' right away!"
A frost hag exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'The Moonhart Mother Tree'!"
A frost hag says, "I heard a scream at 'The Moonhart Mother Tree!' Excuse me, friends."
A frost hag exclaims, "That cry! We've got to get to 'The Moonhart Mother Tree' right away!"
Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart begins to yell for help.
A frost hag springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A centaur hunter springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A centaur hunter springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A centaur hunter springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A centaur hunter springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A centaur hunter springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A centaur hunter springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A centaur hunter springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A centaur hunter springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A centaur hunter springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A Greater Song of the White Horn springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A centaur hunter springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A kephera nature warder springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A centaur hunter springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A greater nature elemental springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A kephera nature warder springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A Lesser Song of the Ethereal Dance springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A frost hag springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A frost hag springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A kephera nature warder springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A frost hag springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A frost hag springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A frost hag springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A frost hag springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A frost hag springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A frost hag springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A frost hag springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A kephera nature warder springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A kephera nature warder springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A kephera nature warder springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A kephera nature warder springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A kephera nature warder springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A kephera nature warder springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A kephera nature warder springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
A centaur hunter springs to Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart's defence.
Slashing viciously at Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart, you rend her with an iron nekai.
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A frost hag flies towards you suddenly, wrapping her arms around you, an extreme cold blistering your skin as you feel her touch.
Hefting his spear, a centaur hunter drives it into you, stabbing you in the side.
Hefting his spear, a centaur hunter drives it into you, stabbing you in the side.
A centaur hunter growls at you, swinging the butt of his spear to connect against your head.
Hefting his spear, a centaur hunter drives it into you, stabbing you in the side.
You have been slain by a centaur hunter.
» Kills: 0 Deaths: 1 (a centaur hunter)
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Unknown2009-07-31 14:07:59
QUOTE
A toy gnome beater suddenly appears atop your foot and scampers up your leg before driving his club into your gut while shrieking "WHO'S TOUCHING WHO NOW, HUH?!".

Okay... ka-reepay...
Everiine2009-07-31 14:14:37
QUOTE (Nicholo @ Jul 31 2009, 09:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Okay... ka-reepay...

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Unknown2009-07-31 15:57:25
QUOTE (Eventru @ Jul 31 2009, 06:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Viravain and I got into a betting match as to whether or not we could make the game lag hard enough to get people killed. Alas, we ended up crashing the game for half the people.

On a more serious note, it seems not everyone lost connection - my understanding is a few people (one was in asia I think?) didn't lose connection, so it sounds like someplace on the way to the IRE server dropped for a minute.

That, or else said person has lag so bad they thought they didn't drop because for the ten minutes we were down, they saw script from the past hour going by at a regular speed.

I actually once did that! I accidentally made a macro that looped, and that made me spam "lick" so many times the game just dropped. It was hilariously ridiculous. tongue.gif
Unknown2009-08-01 01:57:15
I spanked Jozan as a shrub about 150 times using MUSH's ';' loop... Beldoria and Dynami almost crashed! XD

And this made me giggle:

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Dynami tells you, "\\\\ It looks like Mr.Astley is doing some shady business >.>."


cloud9.gif
Joli2009-08-01 05:47:32
So I met the most awesome newbie today. This is probably the best thing he said overall though.


Felyin tells you, "(( Is it just me, or is Glomdoring kind of raping everyone else? ))"

You tell Chorist Felyin, of the Starlit Overture, "(( yeah... yeah... They are... ))"

Felyin tells you, "(( I chose the wrong place to be, obviously. ))"

You tell Chorist Felyin, of the Starlit Overture, "(( It's getting better though. It used to be worse. ))"

Felyin tells you, "(( Except they sound kind of emo. ))"

Felyin tells you, "(( And no one likes a forest full of emos. Dear god, no. ))"

You tell Chorist Felyin, of the Starlit Overture, "(( Oh god, if you don't come back I will cry. You are awesome. XD ))"

Felyin tells you, "(( I am enticed by the idea of being a lion singing power metal. ))"

Felyin tells you, "(( Because I don't think you can be more badass. ))"

You tell Chorist Felyin, of the Starlit Overture, "(( Probably not. ))"
Tervic2009-08-01 06:27:32
2009/08/01 06:25:26 - Urazial communefavoured Tervic for: Bravery and service to the forest. Even though he's fortunate not to have dropped a hammer on his foot while fighting.

T_T
Ilyarin2009-08-01 07:05:09
QUOTE (Nicholo @ Aug 1 2009, 02:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I spanked Jozan as a shrub about 150 times using MUSH's ';' loop... Beldoria and Dynami almost crashed! XD

And this made me giggle:

Dynami tells you, "\\\\ It looks like Mr.Astley is doing some shady business >.>."

cloud9.gif


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Vathael2009-08-01 15:15:25
This made me titter, hit 3 in a row:

You execute the Bb maneuver: SMITE DOWN ALAC.
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a hideous hammer of depraved steel down upon Alacardael. You smite Alacardael's skull and crack it open, splattering his brains in a bloody spray of gore. There is no surviving such a blow.
You have slain Alacardael.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
Alacardael drops a sparkleberry.
Alacardael drops a sparkleberry.
Alacardael drops an arnica bud.
Alacardael drops a sparkleberry.
A ghostly form rises from Alacardael's body followed by a bright flash. A new breathing body appears around the form, restoring him from certain death.

You execute the Bb maneuver: SMITE DOWN ALAC.
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a hideous hammer of depraved steel down upon Alacardael. You smite Alacardael's skull and crack it open, splattering his brains in a bloody spray of gore. There is no surviving such a blow.
You have slain Alacardael.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
Alacardael drops an arnica bud.
Alacardael drops a sparkleberry.
Alacardael drops a bog myrtle leaf.

You execute the Eye maneuver: SMITE DOWN XED.
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a hideous hammer of depraved steel down upon Xedrik. You smite Xedrik's skull and crack it open, splattering his brains in a bloody spray of gore. There is no surviving such a blow.
You have slain Xedrik.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.