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Casilu2008-10-12 19:10:01
I died in the Undervault and Ardmore came to grab me and this is what happened:


By the divine might of Xiel, you are restored to life.
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w esSilrx- <12:05:32.994> System: OFF

Ardmore arrives from the south.
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w esSilrx- <12:05:34.426> System: OFF

Ardmore takes a drink from an amethyst vial.
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w esSilrx- <12:05:34.624> System: OFF

(Serenwilde): Xiel says, "Casilu up."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w esSilrx- <12:05:36.296> System: OFF
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Amid a helictite arbor.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. Clustering the tunnel with their wild growth, a menagerie of spindly helictites grow haphazardly off of the walls and ceiling of the corridor. Fed by a high-moisture atmosphere within this stretch of tunnel, the crystalline formations provide a tapestry of color from their various impurities. There are 3 corpses of a large, hairy solifugid here. There are 3 corpses of a deepstone rockeater here. There are 2 corpses of a land urchin here. There are 5 corpses of a giant centipede here. There are 2 corpses of a braineater parasite here. There are 2 corpses of an algae-like phycomid here. Squire Ardmore Mes'ard, of the Armies of Light is here. He wields a flamboyant klangaxe of tensile steel with both hands.
You see exits leading south and northwest.
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w esSilrx- <12:05:38.054> System: OFF

Steingrim tells you, "Good to hear. Take care."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w esSilrx- <12:05:38.493> System: OFF
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Squire Ardmore Mes'ard, of the Armies of Light says, "What the hell you're alive."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w esSilrx- <12:05:41.013> System: OFF
You peer about yourself unscrupulously.
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w esSilrx- <12:05:41.170> System: OFF
Ardmore2008-10-12 19:12:39
QUOTE(Amatsemaru @ Oct 12 2008, 01:23 PM) 569885
(Nihilists): Nariah says, "The young one fell head first through an enchanted
painting into the Enchanter's workshop totally naked and almost startled me."

So she's used to seeing novices naked.

@Casilu: It's a long run! I was pissed that you were alive when I got there. You and Xiel are now my enemies.
Casilu2008-10-12 19:18:38
QUOTE(Ardmore @ Oct 12 2008, 12:12 PM) 569910
So she's used to seeing novices naked.

@Casilu: It's a long run! I was pissed that you were alive when I got there. You and Xiel are now my enemies.


I told him not to res me because someone was coming!
Ardmore2008-10-12 19:23:20
QUOTE(casilu @ Oct 12 2008, 03:18 PM) 569913
I told him not to res me because someone was coming!

You didn't try hard enough!
Nariah2008-10-12 19:47:48
QUOTE(Ardmore @ Oct 12 2008, 09:12 PM) 569910
So she's used to seeing novices naked.
I'd make a poor Heresiarch if every naked person startled me, what with all the tentacle and other jokes being popular in Mag. So almost, yes, to emphasise just how displeased that one made me! ohyeah.gif
Unknown2008-10-12 21:54:48
(The Daughters of Attai): Raguel says, "Necrophilia isn't rape... its
recycling."

Casilu2008-10-12 22:20:58
(Serenwilde) Election #115870 has just opened for voting.
Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land in utter darkness.
It is now the 2nd of Klangiary, 218 years after the Coming of Estarra.
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Queen Maeve of the Fae shouts, "Faethorn declares neutrality in these troubled times!"
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Aerotan2008-10-13 00:14:50
QUOTE(casilu @ Oct 12 2008, 06:20 PM) 569973
(Serenwilde) Election #115870 has just opened for voting.
Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land in utter darkness.
It is now the 2nd of Klangiary, 218 years after the Coming of Estarra.
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w eSlrxkb- <15:19:34.829>

Queen Maeve of the Fae shouts, "Faethorn declares neutrality in these troubled times!"
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w eSlrxkb- <15:19:42.918>

Wow...so is that an election for new Queen of the Fae, or are we all going to vote to keep Faethorn forever?
Unknown2008-10-13 00:16:07
QUOTE(Aerotan @ Oct 12 2008, 08:14 PM) 570083
Wow...so is that an election for new Queen of the Fae, or are we all going to vote to keep Faethorn forever?


Psh. King of the Fae!

Vote for Dandelion in Election 115870
Aerotan2008-10-13 00:17:38
No! Vote for...uh...uh...The unicorn!
Casilu2008-10-13 00:30:40
Vote Casilu/Myrkr in 218! Faethorn for the fae, by the faelings.
Silvanus2008-10-13 03:36:07
Balizar d'Murani says, "17 will hit in the next five spins."

The ball finally settles down on 11 (black).
Suklub, a roulette spinner gives an exaggerated sigh and says, with a twinkle,
"Ahh well, you can't win 'em all. Better luck next time to the losers!"

The ball finally settles down on 17 (black).
Suklub, a roulette spinner gives an exaggerated sigh and says, with a twinkle,
"Ahh well, you can't win 'em all. Better luck next time to the losers!"
Noola2008-10-13 03:39:14
Balizar is some sort of witch. dazed.gif
Casilu2008-10-13 03:44:30
QUOTE(Noola @ Oct 12 2008, 08:39 PM) 570166
Balizar is some sort of witch. dazed.gif


I know who Balizar really is. He is Nell from Advance Wars.
Shaddus2008-10-13 03:53:44
You are flung through the aetherways as your desire for a fallen cherub sleigh bed is made manifest.

Rofl. I love Artisan.
Aerotan2008-10-13 04:24:13
QUOTE(casilu @ Oct 12 2008, 11:44 PM) 570170
I know who Balizar really is. He is Nell from Advance Wars.

Or Leknaat from Suikoden
Xavius2008-10-13 04:55:45
QUOTE(Aerotan @ Oct 12 2008, 11:24 PM) 570213
Or Leknaat from Suikoden

Or Balizar, from Lusternia.
Unknown2008-10-13 05:02:07
QUOTE(Silvanus @ Oct 12 2008, 08:36 PM) 570163
Balizar d'Murani says, "17 will hit in the next five spins."

The ball finally settles down on 11 (black).
Suklub, a roulette spinner gives an exaggerated sigh and says, with a twinkle,
"Ahh well, you can't win 'em all. Better luck next time to the losers!"

The ball finally settles down on 17 (black).
Suklub, a roulette spinner gives an exaggerated sigh and says, with a twinkle,
"Ahh well, you can't win 'em all. Better luck next time to the losers!"


As they say in MMOs:

HAXX
Casilu2008-10-13 06:58:43
family tree casilu
You are a first generation member of the Great House of Talnara by marriage.
You were born into the Great House of Dekoven.

greet astor
You greet Astor Dekoven with a sincere smile.
Astor Dekoven exclaims, "Did you need something, cherie? I am always busy, tending to the beasts of our great city, but for a pretty face, I might have a moment!"
Astor Dekoven winks knowingly.


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Esano2008-10-13 09:25:09
A single large crow feather dances and swirls high overhead as it rides the eddies of the wind towards its destination.
A sudden chill ripples down your spine as you feel the wrathful gaze of Viravain upon you while a single large crow feather swirls down from above, landing at your feet. Before you can react, the feather suddenly ignites into a conflagration of coruscating energies that envelope you wholly. You contort and convulse in excruciating pain as the energies burn their way through your body before dissipating suddenly, leaving you with no visible injuries.

My first zap!