Shaddus removes a long black leather coat lined with crimson silk.
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Shaddus removes a tawdry boxers.
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Shaddus begins to wield a tawdry boxers in his left hand.
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Your sense of smell is assaulted by the stench of horse manure.
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Your heart thumps as you gaze at Shaddus with love and adoration.
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You are startled as a tawdry boxers bounces harmlessly off you after being thrown at you by Shaddus.
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Shaddus rubs his hands together and gleefully shouts, "Hee!"

You say to Aiyana, "Stay safe, or as safe as you can, in these troubled times."
Eolo blushes furiously.
Eolo reaches over and ruffles your hair with a fond expression.
With a wisp of a smile, Heiress Aiyana Mes'ard, Ranger of the Sterling Blaze 
says, "You, too, my little one."
Eolo, The Binding Chord says, "Cya little one."
The corners of Eolo's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
You give Eolo a solid box on the ears.
Eolo, The Binding Chord says, "Oww."
You say, "Oi, she's my mum."
Eolo crosses his arms on his chest, sticks out his lower lip, and pouts.
You say, "YOU, however, are not."
Eolo, The Binding Chord says, "Well, you ARE little."

Eolo, The Binding Chord (Male Furrikin).
He is 16 years old, having been born on the 24th of Klangiary, 225 years after 
the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 1015th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Gardener in the Great Collective of Serenwilde.
He is a Landloper in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts (honours).
He is a member of the clan called 'Octave of the Spirits.'
His motto: 'Idiocy is like drowning, you just can't survive it.'
He is considered to be approximately 15% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

Eolo's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.
You glare angrily at Eolo.
Eolo gives a pained sigh.
Heiress Aiyana Mes'ard, Ranger of the Sterling Blaze laughingly says, "She's 
still a lot older than you."
The corners of Eolo's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
Eolo, The Binding Chord says, "And tougher i see."
Eolo, The Binding Chord rubs the back of his head sorely.

To preface this, I am a Faeling in my late twenties, and ranked in the top 300 as far as XP goes.

Quite sure he was saying 'little one' as in you're a FAELING not your ranking or might.

honours thoros
Ur'Lord Thoros d'Murani, Scythe of The Red Masque (Male Vernal Ascendant).
He is a member of the clan called 'OMNOMNOM COOKING CARTEL.'

What the ?! All I could think was, "Why can't I hitttttttttttttttt???!"

You like randomly spamming score/stat/I too, huh.