A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
Vibeke has been seared to death by the divine flame of Estarra, the Eternal.

Estarra's voice shatters the cosmic equilibrium, "We didn't laugh, Vibeke."

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "We did, however."

Alright. I've deleted a bunch of posts. This is Quotes, not Debates. Nor is it Quarrels.

Luckily, it isn't Canada, either, so no arguing/fighting/insults.

EDIT: Though, if you must to argue, argue about which quote is funniest. If must fight, fight over who gets to post first. If you must sling insults, sling them where they belong: at your mother.

At least, that's what I learned when I read Freud. I'm not sayin' anything, I'm just. I'm just sayin'.

And, for the record - and the uninitiated - remarks that are deemed racist, homophobic, etc in quality will be promptly and appropriately dealt with by the forum mod squad. Unfortunately, we don't peddle death, just forum bans. They're effective, however.

So my advice is to be aware of that and err on the side of caution with remarks that cross into that territory.

What you said:




What we heard:

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "It was Celest's poo."

I was wondering where all my flowers were going to....

If it was Canada you would be insulted in a polite passive aggressive way that left you wondering if you were apologised to or insulted. Just sayin'

Quiet you. The maple syrup's in the fridge, go make me some flapjacks.

Yeah, foreigners tend to not understand us in this respect.

I got a giggle from Akui:

(House of Shadows): Akui says, "I mean, what is this, a congressional town hall? (If you protest, you're violating the democratic process, and are like nazis)"

You don't keep maple syrup in the fridge. You keep it in IV bags.. so you can mainline it!

...I want a maple syrup IV...That'd be awesome o.o

Can I see your license and registration meow?

/supertroopers

At least this hijack gave me giggles. Alright, alright. Back to good posts now. Let's see some quotes (that don't involve Celestian feces).

Jokes on you. It'll now be in every post!

Kinson Talnara yells, "Akui! You are in so much trouble!"

(Shofangi): Kinson says, "Akui has layed pits everywhere for me."

(Shofangi): Kinson says, "I think I forgot our anniversery again."

(Shofangi): Kinson says, "I seriously have fallen into five so far."

(Shofangi): Kinson says, "Arrrg."

(Shofangi): Kinson says, "I've hit about 12 now! She is tenacious!"

EDIT: Whoops, sorry, forgot something.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "It was Celest's poo."

going through all the stuff I have saved from my time in Fain's Order.

So I held a poetry contest. The subject: Shaddus.

(Order): Ceren says, "Shaddus the mighty craftsman, Shaddus of the artist's eyes, Shaddus from the goats ran, first to suffer an ugly demise."

(Supplicants): Quilis says, "A goat entered from the east: Eyeing Shaddus' corpulent rear: "Oh what a glorious feast!": The goat declared for all to hear."

(Supplicants): Quilis says, "Shaddus cringed and looked askance: And swallowed a yelp of fright: Lunging with glee at Shaddus' pants: The goat took a mighty bite."

(Supplicants): Quilis says, "His wails of woe full of pain: His fleshy rear taking a beating: His allies looking on with disdain: Soon his maker he will be meeting."

(Supplicants): Quilis says, "Lying broken on the ground: A huge chunk missing from his rear: The beating he had taken quite sound: Shaddus whimpered in fear."

(Supplicants): Quilis says, ""Baaw! Astral! Never again!": "Why do they always choose me?": "Be it one goat or ten!": "From now on I tuck tail and flee!"".

Alacardael told me to post this

Brother Asmoth shouts, "Alright, Just so you Glomdorian Cowards know, I'll fight any of you, any one of you, Nil, maybe even two of you if you want, but not in your little collection of dead trees you call a forest, because I don't want tossed into guards. So just let me know when you manifest some courage, cowards."

Effervescent whispers dance through your senses, filling your mind with the soft, feathery voice of Viravain as Her voice carries on the winds, "And your voice grates on Mine ears. For that, I will have your tongue. Enjoy the quiet now, Basin."

Veyrzhul tells you, "There was a hamster hunt yesterday. I didn't accidentally pick you up, did I?"

You tell Squire Veyrzhul Dekoven, Keeper of Zynna's Heart, "-peer-."

Veyrzhul tells you, "Guess not then, good!"

You tell Squire Veyrzhul Dekoven, Keeper of Zynna's Heart, "I'm not -that- small."

Veyrzhul tells you, "Some of those things were pretty fat!"

Veyrzhul tells you, "Err."

You tell Squire Veyrzhul Dekoven, Keeper of Zynna's Heart, "..."

Veyrzhul tells you, "Oh my, I'll shut up."

Andala died to the martial prowess of Sidd.
Meir died to the martial prowess of Sidd.
Telperion died to the martial prowess of Sidd.
Briuur has been shocked into an early grave by Shadow Desitrus Kamau, Ward of Shuyin.
Ilyarin has failed to cure the poison of Sidd.
Briuur has been cut down by Shadow Desitrus Kamau, Ward of Shuyin.
Raflein died to the martial prowess of Sidd.
Raflein died to the martial prowess of Sidd.

All within two minutes.

(The Swarm): Desitrus (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Stop doing that celina."

(The Swarm): Celina (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Sorry."

After rubbing my waterwalk enchant...


Zydir tells you, "That is somewhat strange behaviour. Why are your pulling your pants down in front of the Master Ravenwood?"


It made me giggle. Of course, I was nice and kindly explained it.

Sorry. Shiawase doesn't do free moonings. ]: