I think he's re-reading the desc far too many times than is healthy. O.o

Edit: I was looking uhhh to find comparison! All girls need to size each other up!


Edit numero dos:

Cheater.

Cheesy

I think that she mudsexed you. With a description.

My favorite example of this "sort of thing" (yay for unnecessary quotation marks!) was a similar (though not as detailed or long) sort of description that lost a sentence somewhere in the copy/pasting, and wound up wiht a run on sentence describing breasts that trailed down to her ankles, and swayed about her feet.

Ardmore tells you, "A crimson chocolate heart."

You tell ardmore, "How much?"

Ardmore tells you, "Buttsecks."

Hey, I thought it was funny

Ah...hm. Lekius and I need a new hobby. In celebration of my new Gloom alt...

...and eh...o_o...Halloween sugar. Bad..

Ryan says:

Your health blessing expires.

Ryan says:

=<

Alix says:

bawwwwwww

Alix says:

I have minor and mediums :/

Alix says:

but u r commuen enemi

Ryan says:

that's because I'm america

Alix says:

or id gief

Ryan says:

american, even

Alix says:

psh

Ryan says:

Glomdoring's cuba

Alix says:

ew

Alix says:

no

Alix says:

they dont have good cigars

Alix says:

We're more like...

Alix says:

hm..

Alix says:

WW2 Japan

Alix says:

We had hot chicks,

Alix says:

BUT YOU COULDNT HAVE THEM

Alix says:

HA HA

Ryan says:

THAT'S OKAY CAUSE OURS WEREN'T WHORES

Alix says:

ACTUALLY LOL U R ROANG

Ryan says:

I R RITE

Alix says:

-SHRUG-

Alix says:

OUR WIMMNZ EVEN HAZ LEUKEMIA

Alix says:

I MEAAAAN WYRD

Alix says:

LOL

Ryan says:

HEH

Alix says:

FROM KETHURUS NUKEZ

Alix says:

...oh god im going to hell.

Ryan says:

OUR WOMEN DIDN'T DISSOLVE AFTER A MINOR NUKLEER XPLOSION

Alix says:

MINOR? DUDE YOU BLEW US THE EFF UP AND WARPED US WE'RE STILL EFF'D UP AND GETTING CANCER IN OUR 8 TESTICLES TODAY

Ryan says:

xD

Ardmore tells you, "Sigh."
6815h, 7245m, 6583e, 10p, 29400en, 27900w elrxk-
Ardmore tells you, "I can't do it."
6815h, 7245m, 6583e, 10p, 29400en, 27900w elrxk-
Ardmore tells you, "I have to wait until I regain balance on both arms before swinging twice."
6815h, 7245m, 6583e, 10p, 29400en, 27900w elrxk-
Ardmore tells you, "I don't know how I'd raze/swing if I didn't do it that way."
6815h, 7245m, 6583e, 10p, 29400en, 27900w elrxk-tell ardmore or you can be like me and manual
You tell Ardmore Mes'ard, "Or you can be like me and manual."
6815h, 7245m, 6583e, 10p, 29400en, 27900w elrxk-
Ardmore tells you, "No."
6815h, 7245m, 6583e, 10p, 29400en, 27900w elrxk-tell ard heh
You tell Ardmore Mes'ard, "Heh."
6815h, 7245m, 6583e, 10p, 29400en, 27900w elrxk-
Ardmore tells you, "I do not manual -anything-."
6815h, 7245m, 6583e, 10p, 29400en, 27900w elrxk-
Ardmore tells you, "Not even mudsecks."
6815h, 7245m, 6583e, 10p, 29400en, 27900w elrxk-tell ardmo what? Are you giving me triggered responses right now?
You tell Ardmore Mes'ard, "What? Are you giving me triggered responses right now?"
6815h, 7245m, 6583e, 10p, 29400en, 27900w elrxk-
Ardmore tells you, "Does not compute."

A bit lazy to edit my prompt right now. You can all stare at my useless health right now.

That's more than double the health I'm used to...even on my heartier characters...

I can hit 5000+ with a Faefae! Thank yoouuuu astrology.

This is what I get for being an absentminded beggar...


Aileen puts her hands on her hips and goes "Hmmm!"

Your eyes twinkle enchantingly at Aileen.

Aileen breaks apart a piece of coal and plucks out a thick chunk. With a careful
eye she ponders you for a moment before proceeding to make deft marks upon a
thin sheet. Giving you a quick glance, Aileen nods her head in satisfaction and
shakes the coal dust from her completed sketch.

You blink.

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Id Description Status Months
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12975 black coat of leather and silk unworn 55
61237 fitted robes of black leather unworn 23
89223 a black, iron ribbed corset unworn 56
96209 fingerless midnight gloves unworn 53
96691 thigh high black boots unworn 52
114688 a pair of black webbed stockings unworn 56
129405 a pair of black lace panties unworn 49
*******************************************************************************
Total Clothes: 7

Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land
in utter darkness.
It is now the 4th of Vestian, 220 years after the Coming of Estarra.

You say, "Oh no."

Valonah nods her head at Marcellus.

Aileen hums a happy tune.

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Id Description Status Months
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12975 black coat of leather and silk unworn 55
61237 fitted robes of black leather unworn 23
89223 a black, iron ribbed corset unworn 56
96209 fingerless midnight gloves unworn 53
96691 thigh high black boots unworn 52
114688 a pair of black webbed stockings unworn 56
129405 a pair of black lace panties unworn 49
*******************************************************************************
Total Clothes: 7
4449h, 3996m, 3534e, 10p exk-clotheson
You slip into a black, iron ribbed corset.

You slip into a pair of black lace panties.

You slip into a pair of black webbed stockings.

You slip into fingerless midnight gloves.

You slip into fitted robes of black leather.

You slip into thigh high black boots.

You slip into black coat of leather and silk.

What do you intend to wear?

You blush furiously.

A large, chestnut brown mare with a braided tail trots off to the north.
Marcellus leaves to the north.
A fat, blue-white mare with a silvery tail trots off to the north.

Aileen blinks.

The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.

Aileen cackles hellishly.

Aileen, Thrum of the Forest says, "Wow, I didnt even notice."

(Viridian Rangers): Rika (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ardmore, there
isn't a mudsecks trigger system."


(Viridian Rangers): Rika (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Not for you."

Shuyin keeps threatening to delete his.

(Skeleton Hearth): Halamir says, "Lusternia is as balanced as a fat kid and a nerd on a see-saw."

Wait! He wasn't kidding about that?!

He let me borrow his and let me just say this: Kelysa, you are one kinky - seriously.

(The Dekoven Lineage): Raflein (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'd love
to have your big rack in my bedroom!"


Context? There need be none.

200 Sovereigns says she A) changes her name, or B ) turns out to be a "voluptuous vixen" when she DESCRIBES.




Either epic fail or just lol. Not sure which

TALNARA RECRUITMENT METHODS REVEALED!

Rika Talnara says to Casilu, "We should just ambush novices from the Portal."

Casilu ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

Casilu nods her head emphatically.

Accalia Caelicus, Ethereal Priestess says, "For?"

Rika Talnara says, "Adoption."

Accalia Caelicus, Ethereal Priestess says, "Ah."

Accalia Caelicus, Ethereal Priestess says, "I need something to do..."

Accalia Caelicus, Ethereal Priestess says, "I can vine them or something, for
you."

You are...insanely fast...

The Quotemobile is unmatched in sheer velocity.

also

The Path of Solitude. (road).
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The stars twinkle in
the clear night sky. A small stone milestone thrusts up from the ground,
engraved with but a single name. A small stone milestone thrusts up from the
ground, engraved with but a single name.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
A ghostly voice exclaims, "Join Talnara today!"