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Unknown2009-09-02 09:43:11
Also, cause Evaine makes me lol:

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I'm sitting at the Ravenwood, influencing. I check explorer ranks...

4.21 THE FELLOWSHIP OF EXPLORERS

As you make your travels through Lusternia, you will slowly rise in rank in the
Fellowship of Explorers. However, over time, as new lands are discovered, your
rank in the Fellowship may actually decrease. This is because your rank in the
Fellowship depends on how much of the known world you have explored. Thus if
you do not keep the boots dusty, as the igasho saying goes, your prowess
as an explorer will diminish. Your rank may be seen by typing SCORE, and
others will see it on HONOURS.

Note that exploring while a soul does not affect your rank.


Commands
--------
RANKINGS EXPLORERS will show you a ranked list of the greatest explorers
in the land.


Ranks
-----
a Vagrant
a Pedestrian
a Landloper
an Itinerant Traveler
a Pilgrim
a Valleyrunner
a Riverwalker
a Roamer of the Basin
Type MORE to continue reading. (74% shown)

You say, "I will take you to Avechna's Peak."

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

Evaine, Bearer of Immense Hatred says to you, "I'd rather not."

Innocently, you say to Evaine, "But don't you want to see your QUITE good friend, the Avenger?"

(Xenthos'd): You say, "...totally need to delete that trigger."

Evaine snickers softly to herself.

(Xenthos'd): You say, "Made a lazy trigger to say that when i see pilgrim/scholar/bard, since i have
really really old settings here on this computer."

You say, "I will take you to Avechna's Peak."

You must wait a short while to use a say-like command again.

You must wait a short while to use a say-like command again.

You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.

(Xenthos'd): You say, "....ahaha."

Evaine, Bearer of Immense Hatred says, "I already said I didn't want to go."

You say, "I INSIST."

Evaine, Bearer of Immense Hatred says, "Must you be so persistent?"

You exclaim to Evaine, "I WILL TAKE YOU TO AVECHNA'S PEAK, OK???!!"

You mutter, "...in a ..sket."
Translation: In a casket.

Evaine, Bearer of Immense Hatred says, "How many times must I say it, bug? I don't want to go."

(Xenthos'd): Evaine says, "You just want Evvy alone so you can make sexual advances. I'm on to you."

Tilting her head to stare down at the illithoid, their height disparity made quite clear, you say to
Evaine, "...hmm, I wasn't thinking about leading you."

Evaine curls her lip and sneers arrogantly.

Narrowing one eye and staring at the horizon, you say, "...no, I was wondering if I could punt you
there...from here.."

You say to Krellan, "How many points you think a shot like that would be worth?"

Evaine, Bearer of Immense Hatred says, "Doubtful. Someone as feeble as you."

(Xenthos'd): You say, "Trigger deleted >_>."

(Xenthos'd): Evaine says, "Aww."

A bit of time passes...

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

Note my total fail influencing. GG single attack nonstop!

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You say to an illithoid scourge, "GODS, why are you so STUBBORN!"

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You say to Evaine, "No wonder you're full of hatred. It's all SELF hatred."

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

Evaine curls her lip and sneers arrogantly.

You say, "Such a low-esteemed race."

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

(Xenthos'd): Evaine says, "Hate you."

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

Growling, you say to an illithoid scourge, "You're PRETTY damnit. Just believe me."

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

To herself, you say, "Even though I'm lying through my chitin."

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

Evaine, Bearer of Immense Hatred says to an illithoid scourge, "Prettier than the bug, anyway."

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

Evaine nods her head in agreement.

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

Growling, you say to an illithoid scourge, "Look. I can smack you in the face, and then you'd be a
lot LESS pretty."

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You say to an illithoid scourge, "So how's about we just agree that you're pretty, and consider this
discussion done, hmm?"

You compliment an illithoid scourge on his outstanding intellect and physique.
An illithoid scourge ponders your words, but then snorts arrogantly.

You raise an eyebrow at an illithoid scourge.
An illithoid scourge faces you, his inner worm stretching outwards menacingly in your direction,
tasting the air around you.

*cry* Even the mobs are against me!

"Eep!", you scream in fright.

You hiss, "Illithoid."

At this point I retreat. One can only stand so many self fails. sad.gif
So, yeah. That's what I get for being on a computer I haven't used since...November. tongue.gif
Unknown2009-09-02 13:22:09
Good to seeyou back Sadhyra. WooOoOoOo
Fania2009-09-02 15:14:52
QUOTE (Sadhyra @ Sep 2 2009, 02:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also, cause Evaine makes me lol:

So, yeah. That's what I get for being on a computer I haven't used since...November. tongue.gif


That made me laugh so hard I almost choked on my bagel. You know... the stuff in between the stuff I just quoted.
Unknown2009-09-02 18:17:05
QUOTE (Thoros LaSaet @ Sep 2 2009, 06:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Good to seeyou back Sadhyra. WooOoOoOo

*gnaw Thoros* Now get back to the real alliances, so we can go Ur'Bashing again! >_>
Casilu2009-09-02 18:21:22
QUOTE (Sadhyra @ Sep 2 2009, 02:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nicholo discussing some technical problems with love. Sadhyra gives relationship advice!
I giggled, imagining his face.


That's why you need to stop the city vs. commune fighting and marry a lich, they're already dead for you/ they'll come back.
Unknown2009-09-02 19:10:44
Uh oh, but that brings up the endless debate of "can Undead reproduce?"
Unknown2009-09-02 19:14:03
QUOTE (Sadhyra @ Sep 2 2009, 03:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Uh oh, but that brings up the endless debate of "can Undead reproduce?"

Yes. If the mother is alive, then undies after getting preggers.
Casilu2009-09-02 19:14:58
QUOTE (Sadhyra @ Sep 2 2009, 12:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Uh oh, but that brings up the endless debate of "can Undead reproduce?"


Why don't you come over here and find out? *waggle*

/creepy
Dynami2009-09-02 21:11:20
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(Academy): Galadimar says, "Why is Razenth so mean?"

(Academy): Fania says, "Razenth, why are you so mean?"

(Academy): Joli says, "That's a good question."

(Academy): Razenth says, "Oi!"

(Academy): Lorina (from the Aetherways) says, "He was deprieved as a child. Not enough breast milk."

laugh.gif
Unknown2009-09-02 23:21:12
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Brujah, Crude Iron (Male Human).
He is 22 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Urlachmar, 222 years after the Coming
of Estarra.

He is ranked 174th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Nobleman in the Righteous Principality of New Celest.
He is a Roamer of the Basin in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Empyreal Academy (honours).
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'Pay attention.'
He is considered to be approximately 105% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
See HONOURS FULL BRUJAH to view his 1 special honours.
Unknown2009-09-02 23:23:52
Nice timing on that one, eh?
Casilu2009-09-02 23:24:48

clanhelp empty clan
This clan does not seem to have written a summary.

The Clan head of Empty Clan is Drill Sergeant Grench, Dreadhelm Trademistress.
This clan is deeded to the Geomancers Guild.
The leadership positions are:
No leadership structure

There are 1 active members in this clan.

Unknown2009-09-02 23:31:13
QUOTE (Sarvasti @ Sep 2 2009, 04:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nice timing on that one, eh?


Yeah. I wanna see someone born on the 13th of something, in the 37th year biggrin.gif
Casilu2009-09-02 23:39:56
Revan tells you, "Listofferings summary."
5550h, 4280m, 4635e, 10p, 25050en, 18675w elrx-<16:39:9.042>


Revan tells you, "Bah."
5550h, 4280m, 4635e, 10p, 25050en, 18675w elrx-<16:39:15.406>

reply wow...
You tell Ur'Archmage Revan n'Kylbar, Avatar of Destruction, "Wow..."
5550h, 4280m, 4635e, 10p, 25050en, 18675w elrx-<16:39:19.094>


Revan tells you, "Ignore that."
Unknown2009-09-02 23:42:22
Why is...wha...ARGH. You CAN'T just Add Ur to anything you want to. It's a prefix that has an actual meaning.
Revan is NOT the First Archmage dry.gif
Dynami2009-09-02 23:54:46
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(Blah): Grench says, "She just snuggles up to people and babies pop out."

I will let you guess who it is about
Unknown2009-09-02 23:59:32
Hint: That is not what Ur means in Lusternia.
Unknown2009-09-02 23:59:49
QUOTE (Dynami @ Sep 2 2009, 04:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I will let you guess who it is about


Might as well give the thing other part.


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(Blah): Lawliepop (from the Aetherways) says, "Right, forgot, she's Asexual."

(Blah): Grench says, "She just snuggles up to people and babies pop out."
Razenth2009-09-03 00:01:21
Test version of healthy jagrerox tells you, "Have you seen the blood of a Demon Lord?"
Dynami2009-09-03 00:08:25
Was that the person's name or did you change it?