Quotes 5

by Charune

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Aison2008-11-04 22:02:39

(Disciples of Klangratch): Melville says, "Doom."

(The Domoth Initiative): You say, "Dooooom."

(The Domoth Initiative): You say, "Er, mis."

Mixed up dom and dis. dry.gif
Rika2008-11-04 22:48:16
(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu says, "I'm an emotional griefer."

Now everyone will know of the abuse Rika has to go through. sad.gif
Tael2008-11-04 22:48:56
QUOTE(rika @ Nov 4 2008, 05:48 PM) 579120
(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu says, "I'm an emotional griefer."

Now everyone will know of the abuse Rika has to go through. sad.gif


You deserve it.
Shaddus2008-11-05 00:11:20
Rattusk and Quois. What a pair. wub.gif


The Megalith of Doom suddenly flares with pulsating energy as Rattusk steps
through.

Rattusk peers at Quois unscrupulously.

Apprentice of the Clay, Rattusk d'Murani smiles widely revealing a mouth
bristling with tiny slate-gray teeth and four long incisors, all razor sharp.
His maw seems to pulse with an acidic deep-green phosphorescence.

Quois grins mischievously at Rattusk.

Seditionist Quois, Prophet of the Voice spins the garnet adroitly.

Slowly, considering, Seditionist Quois, Prophet of the Voice says, "30."

In a slightly ruffled squeak, Apprentice of the Clay, Rattusk d'Murani says to
Quois, "We should not haggle like fishwives. 15 pence is more than enough.
Especially for a nobleman of the esteemed d'Murani."

Seditionist Quois, Prophet of the Voice says, "Yer d'Murani? Then ye can afford
extra coin."

Quois ponders the situation.

Seditionist Quois, Prophet of the Voice says, "35."


Apprentice of the Clay, Rattusk d'Murani says to Quois, "Piffle. 20. Or our
merchants will be more on their guard with sharper knives for sticky fingers."

Apprentice of the Clay, Rattusk d'Murani crosses his tiny arms and thrust his
white muzzle into the air indignatly.

Seditionist Quois, Prophet of the Voice says, "Why would I bother stealin from
t' Murani when I can fence better quality from i'Xiia?"

The corners of Quois's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Seditionist Quois, Prophet of the Voice says, "30."

Apprentice of the Clay, Rattusk d'Murani carefully counts out each gold
sovereign with his black-nailed paws.

Rattusk gives some gold sovereigns to Quois.

The corners of Quois's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Quois gives a garnet to Apprentice of the Clay, Rattusk d'Murani.

Quois cackles hellishly.

Seditionist Quois, Prophet of the Voice says, "Bleedin' poncey nobles."
Malarious2008-11-05 01:36:08
QUOTE
Ethelon tells you, "Leave my Fisting title alone."

Ethelon tells you, "It has nothing to do with champion, its in honour of a
special night I had with luci."
Esano2008-11-05 04:04:58
(******): Veracruz says, "*gets on knees*."

Who needs context?
Desitrus2008-11-05 07:13:31
QUOTE(Aison @ Nov 3 2008, 05:24 PM) 578710
You give a round cookie of starry constellations to Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted.

Eventru clenches His fist and chortles "Ooer!"

Eventru lights up with a bright orange glow.

Eventru lights up with a deep golden glow.

Eventru lights up with a shimmering blue glow.

Eventru quickly devours a round cookie of starry constellations.

wub.gif

And also:

With a tap of the Sceptre of Elohora's Light, you bestow the guild's highest honour on Kiradawea.


Sooo Eventru is actually R2-D2.
Saran2008-11-05 07:57:07
QUOTE(Esano @ Nov 5 2008, 03:04 PM) 579278
(******): Veracruz says, "*gets on knees*."

Who needs context?


Context is highly overrated
Unknown2008-11-05 13:13:44
I know offpeak is offpeak, but this is absurd...

CODE
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Guildmember          Rank     Position                        GT    GNT   CGT  
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Currently, there are 0 members on this Plane and 1 on other Planes.

I feel so....insignificant!
Noola2008-11-05 13:17:07
QUOTE(Sadhyra @ Nov 5 2008, 07:13 AM) 579418
I know offpeak is offpeak, but this is absurd...

CODE
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Guildmember          Rank     Position                        GT    GNT   CGT  
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Currently, there are 0 members on this Plane and 1 on other Planes.

I feel so....insignificant!



Wow. You ever get that feeling that you don't really exist?

laugh.gif
Ashteru2008-11-05 21:28:51

(Skeleton Hearth): Raiha says, "I want me some ramen and cheese."
(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "Ramen and...cheese?"
(Skeleton Hearth): Raiha says, "Yes'm."
(Skeleton Hearth): Raiha says, "No flavor."
(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "Raiha, are you Canadian too?"
(Skeleton Hearth): Kurama says, "Ramen and cheese ..."
(Skeleton Hearth): Kurama says, "Never seen that before."
(Skeleton Hearth): Raiha says, "No, I'm just really freaking weird. So... the
similarities are there, I suppose."
(Skeleton Hearth): Ragniliff says, "Sounds like something from out of
Wisconsin."
(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "-whew-."
(Skeleton Hearth): Raiha says, "I toss the flavor packet and just put cheese on
the noodles."
(Skeleton Hearth): Raiha says, "Why don't I just make some easy mac, you say?"
(Skeleton Hearth): Raiha says, "That would be -too easy-."
(Skeleton Hearth): Aliod says, "Raiha your my hero."
(Skeleton Hearth): Raiha says, "Why thank you!"
(Skeleton Hearth): Ragniliff says, "Easy mac is probably a bit more expensive
too, depending on the cheese."
(Skeleton Hearth): Veracruz says, "Stop stealin my wemenz."
(Skeleton Hearth): Aliod says, "Psht."
(Skeleton Hearth): Aliod says, "Like that owuld happen."
(Skeleton Hearth): Aliod says, "Err would."
(Skeleton Hearth): Raiha says, "Ha, it is more expensive. Plus Kraft singles are
way better than easy mac powder cheese."
(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "As long as you're not doing something gross
like putting cheese curds, brown gravy, and mayonaise on top of your french
fries, we're okay."
(Skeleton Hearth): Veracruz says, "Raiha likes chocolate happy.gif."
(Skeleton Hearth): Aliod says, "Good for her happy.gif."
(Skeleton Hearth): Veracruz says, "Gawddamn poutine."
(Skeleton Hearth): Kurama says, "Chocolate rocks =P."
(Skeleton Hearth): Raiha says, "Well. Yes, I do like chocolate."
(Skeleton Hearth): Veracruz says, ">.>."

---Awkward silence---

(Skeleton Hearth): Raiha says, "...D: Did I miss something."

---Awww cute innocent little Raiha. This clan will change that. :< I was innocent too, once, when I bought it.---

(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "It was a sex joke."
(Skeleton Hearth): Raiha says, ":censor:."
(Skeleton Hearth): Aliod says, "Yes you did."
(Skeleton Hearth): Veracruz says, "Not at all happy.gif."
(Skeleton Hearth): Raiha says, "OH."
(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "-narrow vera-."
(Skeleton Hearth): Aliod says, "He was saying because you like choclate."
(Skeleton Hearth): Raiha says, "I GET IT."
(Skeleton Hearth): Aliod says, "That you like his choclate Ashteru."
(Skeleton Hearth): Raiha says, "ROFL."
(Skeleton Hearth): Veracruz says, "That's vulgar aliod."
(Skeleton Hearth): Kurama says, ".."
(Skeleton Hearth): Veracruz says, "I would insinuate no such thing."
(Skeleton Hearth): Raiha says, "Only for you, Vera."
(Skeleton Hearth): Veracruz says, "<3."

Veracruz is my pupil and will surpass his master. I am proud. *sniff*
Aison2008-11-05 21:39:22
Ramen&eggs>>>>ramen&cheese
Aison2008-11-06 01:22:21
A cuddly Estarra plush toy.
Unknown2008-11-06 02:07:22
QUOTE(Aison @ Nov 5 2008, 08:22 PM) 579651
A cuddly Estarra plush toy.

Where?? I want one!
Arix2008-11-06 04:34:31
after a while of Garret being idiotic

(Serenwilde): You say, "Garret?"

(Serenwilde): Kiyana says, "They're sheep, really. Nothing but fanatics."

Xiel searches the air in front of him, then tugs upon an invisible strand of

(Serenwilde): You say, "Please just shut it."

Charune, the Horned One has bestowed His divine favour upon you. It will last
for 1 month.
Arin2008-11-06 07:39:57
I don't get the chocolate joke either...

Can it's 6:40pm, just came home from work - had dinner. My mind's in a lull...

Someone want to explain it to me?
Esano2008-11-06 07:43:11
QUOTE(Arin @ Nov 6 2008, 06:39 PM) 579770
I don't get the chocolate joke either...

Can it's 6:40pm, just came home from work - had dinner. My mind's in a lull...

Someone want to explain it to me?

Vera's black enough for chocolate to refer to him. Get it now?
Aison2008-11-06 09:39:47
Wow.

QUOTE
A gargantuan earth elemental takes a huge chunk of rock from his body and
smashes it into you.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.

A gargantuan earth elemental takes a huge chunk of rock from his body and
smashes it into you.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.

A gargantuan earth elemental brings both hands together and smashes them into
you with a massive hammer fist.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.

A gargantuan earth elemental brings both hands together and smashes them into
you with a massive hammer fist.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.

A gargantuan earth elemental brings both hands together and smashes them into
you with a massive hammer fist.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.


Consecutively. I wish it would do that in combat, especially in Geo melds...
Rika2008-11-06 09:50:46
Nerf Aison.

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu says, "I know I'm a nerd. I confess to Nerddom!"

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu says, "I kind of thinking about being a nerd like the Pilgrims thought about witchcraft, except instead of dancing naked in the woods, I get equations."
Iola2008-11-06 10:31:30
QUOTE(Arix @ Nov 6 2008, 04:34 AM) 579722
after a while of Garret being idiotic

(Serenwilde): You say, "Garret?"

(Serenwilde): Kiyana says, "They're sheep, really. Nothing but fanatics."

Xiel searches the air in front of him, then tugs upon an invisible strand of

(Serenwilde): You say, "Please just shut it."

Charune, the Horned One has bestowed His divine favour upon you. It will last
for 1 month.


Why does Garret never do this when I am there so I can guildslap him and get him to stop sleep.gif