You are currently on the 9th stanza of "Safetydance".
Without further performance, the song will end in 88 seconds.

"The shadow's beating pulse runs swift, as life from you is softly rift," you sing, playing a sleek grey viola etched with feathers with skittering, venomous tunes.

(random clan chatter, and then...)

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 88.
You have reached the illustrious level of 3rd Rank of the Infinite.
You have earned the blessing of the Elder Gods!

Ser Shuyin of the Shadows says, "Yay."

Krellan, Talons of Crow says, "Nice."

Tapping her fingers across her lips to conceal her grin, Talan Ysav'rai says, "Fascinating."

Ser Shuyin of the Shadows says, "That was random."

Evaine curls her lip and sneers arrogantly.

Nyir ponders the situation.

Alacardael pats you in a friendly manner.

Viynain has sacrificed her lifeforce for Shuyin.
Shuyin has succumbed to the power of Ser Shuyin of the Shadows.
Viynain has sacrificed her lifeforce for Shuyin.
Shuyin has been fatally re-sensitized.

Least you didn't get curb stomped with only 2 defenders, haha.

(Ninjakari): Asmoth (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "There is no task I can't accomplish."

(Ninjakari): Seraku says, "There is."

(Ninjakari): Seraku says, "Try licking your ear."

(Ninjakari): Asmoth (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "There is no task I can't accomplish."

(Ninjakari): Seraku says, "There is."

(Ninjakari): Seraku says, "Try licking your ear."

screenshot or it didn't happen.

Thoughtfully wrinkling her nose, Pupil Mihewi says, "But... how do you tell the wise deranged ones from the completely crazed deranged ones?"

Iorden d'Murani, Memory of Decadence says, "Easy, they are mostly the same."

You say, "I'm one of the wise deranged ones. So is Jigan."

You say, "He slew an invading army, all by himself."

Pupil Mihewi says to you, "Did he really? Or did he just say he did?"

You say to Mihewi, "He did. The Duck Legion was marching for Magnagora through the Southern Gate, but Jigan, Archmage at the time, lured them into a trap by applying liberal amounts of butter to Atropos Way. They slid all the way into the Old Quarter, were the city Constabulary has been mustered and a large oven set up."

You say, "Mind, the constables saw nothing. Invisible purple fowl of great foulness."

Pupil Mihewi says, "And this Duck Legion... was it comprised of actual ducks? Or just people who looked like ducks?"

You say, "Large purple ducks, about the size of a middling dog."

Iorden d'Murani, Memory of Decadence says, "In other words, neither..."

Pupil Mihewi says, "Nobody could see these... ducks except for the Archmage?"

You say, "The Geomancers spotted them as well."

You say, "Expert illusionists, we are."

Pupil Mihewi says, "The sane ones, right?"

Pupil Mihewi asks, "And did he manage to cook them all?"

You say to Iorden, "You know, it's about time for us reinact the battle of Atropos Way. You want to play the part of Jigan? You'll have to dress in a pair of boxers, butter yourself and slide from the North Gate to the Bank."

Pupil Mihewi says, "Hm... what would invisible duck taste like, I wonder..."

You say, "Grape."

Pupil Mihewi says, "Of course!"

Pupil Mihewi says, "All purple animals taste like grape. Commonly known fact..."

// First ever convincing offer to convert to the opposite sex

Chorist Salvor, of the Starlit Overture

He is a graceful elfen and is of average height, though he is slimmer than the average
elfen. Charismatic to the end, Salvor is sporting his ever-present smile, ready to charm
both enemy and friend alike. He is wearing a thin ruby band, a red and black lace bra, and
dark purple lace panties.

(Wishes): Pectus (from the Aetherways) says, "Well. SOMEONE needs to stop before
I just hack into your forums account, and post dirty pictures! D:."

(Wishes): Pectus (from the Aetherways) says, "Of seals!"

(Wishes): You say, "..."


(Wishes): Pectus (from the Aetherways) says, "And Asmoth. DUN DUN DUN!"

(Wishes): You say, "NO."

(Wishes): You say, "D:."

(Wishes): Fania says, "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

(Wishes): Pectus (from the Aetherways) says, "AND MUNSIA!"

Good thing she can't hack even if her life depended on it... right?

The best part probably was that Romero was on Nil the whole time