namegen male human
Bra
Da
Isu
Ch
Jar
Car
Coc
Bri
Deck
Aa
Ry
Kev
Hun
Cammy
May
Ro
Za

You say, "I'ma gonna eat your pawn!"

Rhoswyn gives a horrified gasp.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Rhoswyn, Aqua Spout says, "But... but I named him and everything!"

You say, "What's his name?"

Rhoswyn, Aqua Spout says, "His name is Mister Fuzzybottom."

You say, "Awww."

Rhoswyn, Aqua Spout says, "Mister Fuzzybottom, the Death Dealer."

Your phantom thoughtstealer reports that Sadhyra says, "Give me panties?"

Your phantom thoughtstealer reports that Shuyin says, "..."

Your phantom thoughtstealer reports that Shuyin says, "Well this is awkward to walk into."

Your phantom thoughtstealer reports that Miciah says, "Very."

Scandalous rumours actually. There's no proof to substantiate that tale tail.

(Peasantface): You say, "EVAINE I GAVE YOU A PRESENT."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "You do realise I already wear a mask?"
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "23475 an ebony mask in the votary of Bat worn 58."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "Ps ."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, ":(."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "So close to unity."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "Sadhyra."
(Peasantface): You say, "We're getting unitied?"
(Peasantface): You say, "Darling, I never knew you cared."
(Peasantface): You say, "Alacardael has my wedding ring."
(Peasantface): You say, "His punk fae stole it."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "What..?"
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "I'm all down for marriage."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "As long as we can have lots of kids."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "That do my bidding."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "And you'd have to come bashing with me so I can profit from your
beautiful bard songs."

A few silent minutes go by

(Peasantface): Evaine says, "Sadhyra?"
(Peasantface): You say, "I'm freaking out cuz you said yes."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "Oh.."
(Peasantface): You say, "Kidding. I was having a smoke."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "Aw."
(Peasantface): You say, "And I hate to break it to you, but we'd have some major biological
obstacles to overcome to have kids."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "Anything can happen in Lusternia ."
(Peasantface): You say, "Lol."
(Peasantface): You say, "That's why it's called LUSTernia, amirite?"
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "Damn straight."
(Peasantface): You say, "No. Not straight. That's the point."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "Damn curly."
(Peasantface): You say, "I'll save verifying that for our wedding night."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, ":D."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "I'm serious too."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, ":3."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "I wanted to make amends with Sadhyra but people keep stealing my chance to favour."
(Peasantface): You say, "It would be an amusing marriage."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "You could be my keph ."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, ":)"
(Peasantface): You say, "We could vent our hatreds whenever we mated."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "Sounds hot."
(Peasantface): You say, "Since, ya know, I'd slice your head off to lay my eggs."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "Got me all hot and steamy Sadhyra."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "Nothing regeneration salve can't fix."
(Peasantface): You say, "Ok NOW I'm getting freaked out."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "And if worse comes to worst, I can conglut."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, ":D."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "We doing this Sadhy?"
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "Bring me a wedding ring."

A few more awkward moments

(Peasantface): Evaine says, "Sadhy, you've gone quiet on me. Did I do something wrong? -cries-."
(Peasantface): You say, "Lol no."
(Peasantface): You say, "I just like...uhh...my mates more...-endowed."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, ":(."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "I can... grow one?"
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "Ohohohoh."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "I have an innerworm."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, ":D."
(Peasantface): You say, "...oh gods."
(Peasantface): Evaine says, "Checkmate."

Ahem, thar be esteem in them undergarments!


Fixed. >_>

She banged rode a horse. Way to gallop down my pun and trample it dead.






*disclaimer: Yes, I know that story was one propagated by her political rivals. I still found the pun amusing. >_>

Psh, now you're just beating a dead horse.

Not at all! I'm beating an UNdead horse.

Squire Veyrzhul Val'Andra, Keeper of Zynna's Heart says, "I touch it."

Squire Veyrzhul Val'Andra, Keeper of Zynna's Heart says, "Often."

Malicia stares implacably at Veyrzhul.

Sipelus looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

Squire Knorrith Dekoven, Ward of Raflein says, "Erm."

Squire Sipelus, Ward of Malicia says, "Does your wife know?"

Museum of Curious Relics & Miraculous Marvels.
You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for
sale.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, west, northwest, and out (open
door).
5627h, 3352m, 4215e, 10p, 22987en, 15190w ex-
buy 2 zimoru
You pay 6 rapier and receive 2 doses of zimoru reagent.
5627h, 3352m, 4215e, 10p, 22997en, 15190w ex-

Collegium Professors: Estarra, Aeternis, Aesyra, Natalee, Vaera,
Aanark, Rylan, Ilaveuse, Ildis, Kinson,
Finchy, Asterion, Havulma, Kikon, and Tandrin

honors throckmortle
Squire Throckmortle, Ward of Pharamon (Male Orclach).
He is 21 years old, having been born on the 16th of Juliary, 223 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is an Itinerant Traveler in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Empyreal Academy (honours).
He is a member of the clan called 'The Armies of Light.'
His warcry: 'Hooo!'
He is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

Like a gigantic snake, a young male taint wyrm coils over on himself, his thick tubular body glistening with oil and slime, and he has razor teeth. Black faceted eyes stare with a malevolent gleam, and wisps of poisonous vapours trickle out from his slitted nostrils. The cloying stench of taint exudes from his pores. He is called 'Molasses.'

Someone actually did it. I feel horrible for suggesting the idea.