Sounds like we're going to have to start a dedicated Gero Skype Lolz thread. I'm sure it'll reach threadnaught status in no time.

With mounting horror, you see Celina slowly lift a gargantuan foot up over you and then bring it crashing down upon your back, cracking your ribs painfully.
Your back breaks under the weight of a heavy foot, smashing your vital organs to pulp. Unable to withstand the pressure, you die an ignoble toady death.
You have been slain by Celina.
With a sudden lurch, the world around you becomes a blur as your body stretches and lengthens into its familiar human titan shape. Your time as a toad has ended, though the troublesome craving for flies lingers.
A bog myrtle leaf falls out of your inventory.
A sparkleberry falls out of your inventory.
A stalk of faeleaf falls out of your inventory.
A stalk of faeleaf falls out of your inventory.
A stalk of faeleaf falls out of your inventory.
A sparkleberry falls out of your inventory.
A sprig of marjoram falls out of your inventory.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.
» Kills: 1 Deaths: 1 (Celina)
5469h, 5943m, 5349e, 10p, 24655en, 27625w elrx-


The sands of Celestia.
Feelings of courage and loyalty envelop you as golden waves of light wash in from a war shrine of Eventru nearby. The shadows have been gathered here. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The white sands here are cool to the touch, stretching off into many directions. A large sandstone outcropping shades the area, providing a pleasant sanctuary. Minute desert shrubs grow around its base, living off the moisture collected on its walls. To the east, the pool of stars shimmers with elemental radiance, dazzling in its beauty. Off to the west, massive fields stretch off into the horizon, as far as the eye can see.
You see exits leading northeast, east, southeast, and west.
5469h, 5943m, 5349e, 10p, 24655en, 27625w elrx-

A beatific cherub prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.
An archon of Eternal Light prepares to attack Celina, but suddenly stops as if something spooked him.

(Market): Jozan says, "Guys, if you liked it then you should have put a ring on
it. Jeweler for hire."

Jozan tells you, "Rofl, I got docked rolepoints for it."

(He deserved it, imho.)

That is one sexy nymph.

Hey, hey, you can get back to this in a minute. But hey, listen - Beyonce had the best OOC market ad EVER!

I'm THE GERONAUT BEYOTCH!

Is there some meme or something I don't get about Jozans ad? :/

I mean, he's an ass, that's pretty IC for him

Hey, hey, you can get back to this in a minute. But hey, listen - Beyonce had the best OOC market ad EVER!

Ilaveuse tells you, "//I have to go mindless for a minute or five. Lead on, I'll be right back."

Ranger Ilaveuse, Seren Dragoon has lost you.

Ilaveuse begins to follow you.

A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."

Ilaveuse leaves to the south.
With bronze wings outspread, a great eagle soars out majestically on air currents to the south.

A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."

A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."

Ilaveuse tells you, "Move."

A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."

Ilaveuse has been crushed to death by a large elevator.
Ilaveuse has been beaten to a pulp by a large elevator.

(Serenwilde): Oreyn says, "Ilaveuse down?"

Ilaveuse tells you, "Wait, what?"

Before the asylum wards.
Elusive, crazed angles and bizarre alien geometries comprise the seething shrine of monolithic, hieroglyph engraved spires that stands as testament to the mythic and terrible power of Lord Morgfyre.
You see exits leading north (closed door), northeast (closed door), south, and northwest (closed door).

You tell Ranger Ilaveuse, Seren Dragoon, "Good thing I was afk."

Ilaveuse tells you, "Gods damn that elevator. I wish it wouldn't send you the messages from a room away."

You are rooted.

Root (verb and noun) : synonym for f*ck in nearly all its senses: "I feel rooted"; "this washing machine is rooted"; "(s)he's a good root". A very useful word in fairly polite company.