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Eventru2009-09-27 01:21:08
QUOTE (Avaer @ Sep 26 2009, 08:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can't believe the nature rooting line is still the same, it cracks me up! giggle.gif


I just discovered that it is apparently Australian/NZ only slang, which might explain why few others find it as amusing. Taken from here:


Thanks. I will never be able to look at that defense again without giggling. cool.gif
Unknown2009-09-27 02:20:21
QUOTE (Eventru @ Sep 26 2009, 09:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thanks. I will never be able to look at that defense again without giggling. cool.gif

I was rooted on the spot by that definition. It captured my gaze.
Kante2009-09-27 02:37:16
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(Magnagora): Narsrim says, "Anyone a tailor?"


Tailor? I 'ardly knew'er!
Nori2009-09-27 02:54:55
-module unlock
With a long, slow blink, you allow your mind to drift free from the ship, and
release your lock on the command of a battle turret.
(Ship): The Great Arachnid says, "Nori is no longer locked into a battle turret.
Praise Nocht!"

blackeye.gif
Mihewi2009-09-27 02:57:09
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You find it difficult to put on a pretty pony hairpin while wearing a simple white cotton blouse.


... Huh?
Unknown2009-09-27 02:57:31
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Ardmore Mes'ard says to a reddish-brown, sleepy pony with black wings, "HATE YOU."


... crying.gif
Harkux2009-09-27 02:59:04
QUOTE (Mihewi @ Sep 26 2009, 10:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
... Huh?



I didn't quite get that either :S
Ardmore2009-09-27 03:24:51
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Sep 26 2009, 10:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
... crying.gif

What are you crying about? That wasn't even your pony.

He is loyal to Grunt Ruiku, Ur'Guard Initiate.

Yours is the 'a red and black, blinking pony with bone wings' remember?
Unknown2009-09-27 05:08:58
QUOTE (Ardmore @ Sep 26 2009, 08:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What are you crying about? That wasn't even your pony.

He is loyal to Grunt Ruiku, Ur'Guard Initiate.

Yours is the 'a red and black, blinking pony with bone wings' remember?


Animal abuse is sad! No matter what!
Kante2009-09-27 05:49:28
Lothringen has been crushed to death by a monstrous gravedigger.

Penitent Lothringen (Male Master Viscanti).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 20th of Klangiary, 227 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Peasant in the Righteous Grand Duchy of Magnagora.
He is a Landloper in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research (honours).
His warcry: 'Death to the frail!'
He is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.


At least he practices what he preaches.
Vathael2009-09-27 14:25:37
Amid flowering green.
The area is bathed with argent light as a thrumming power in the ground resonates from a war shrine of Lisaera nearby. A flowering archway rises up from the ground. A hunting trophy bearing Barrin's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. The corpse of Iasmos has been spiked to a large iron cross here. Engraved above the mutilated body are the words, 'Neener neener neener.'.
You see a single exit leading north.
7450h, 4950m, 5280e, 10p, 29709en, 20400w elrk<>-
Lendren2009-09-27 14:28:38
Heh, someone noticed for once!
Morvior2009-09-27 16:49:28
Sthai barks like a dog. Ruff! Ruff!

Sthai's eyes raise to the heavens as a look of hope flashes across her face.
Unknown2009-09-27 17:38:33
POLITICS NEWS #1513
Date: 9/27/2009 at 17:35
From:
To : Everyone
Subj: Gregori Honoured in the Great Forest of Serenwilde

In the Great Forest of Serenwilde, Gregori Mes'ard, Adherent of the Crone was honoured for completing the Epic Quest to become a Dark Savant of the Wyrden Mysteries.

Congratulations, Gregori!

chin.gif
Eventru2009-09-27 17:41:51
QUOTE (Alacardael! @ Sep 27 2009, 01:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
POLITICS NEWS #1513
Date: 9/27/2009 at 17:35
From:
To : Everyone
Subj: Gregori Honoured in the Great Forest of Serenwilde

In the Great Forest of Serenwilde, Gregori Mes'ard, Adherent of the Crone was honoured for completing the Epic Quest to become a Dark Savant of the Wyrden Mysteries.

Congratulations, Gregori!

chin.gif


You shouldn't edit news posts for personal amusement, tsk tsk!


POLITICS NEWS #1513
Date: 9/27/2009 at 17:35
From:
To : Everyone
Subj: Gregori Honoured in the Great Forest of Serenwilde

In the Great Forest of Serenwilde, Gregori Mes'ard, Adherent of the Crone was
honoured for completing the Epic Quest to become a Sacred Guardian of the
Spirits.

Congratulations, Gregori!

^ What I see!
Harkux2009-09-27 17:42:03
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Gregori 45000 0 45000

...o_o...
Razenth2009-09-27 17:43:51
HOLY...
Unknown2009-09-27 18:45:21
QUOTE (Mihewi @ Sep 27 2009, 03:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
... Huh?


you have to wear pins underneath everything, and if you have nipple rings, you have to take those out too.
Veyrzhul2009-09-27 20:44:12
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You find it difficult to put on a pretty pony hairpin while wearing a simple white cotton blouse.


Torso - shave clean
Head - adorn with hairpins

Not the other way around.

(Just in case you're really wondering, the somewhat faulty message means you're wearing the maximum amount of those things already.)
Reiha2009-09-28 04:05:16
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Kinson: I would rather lather my ballsack in honey and teabag a red ant hill then ask **** and **** to go aetherbashing.