I don't think I'm being unfair: I'm reporting simple experiences, factually verifiable. If you find blame in the words, you put it there, not me. I've vanished for personal reasons too, and that's entirely understandable, but it remains the case that all three of them have appeared wholly inactive for a long while now. It's no coincidence no one's raved about them in a while.

Aetherplex is peaced until the gnomes leave.

Just sayin D:

Yeah, glad to know that! Never liked that such an important thoroughfare was also such a dangerous spot to pass through. I hope it stays that way.

Yeah. I think people generally like that it is peaced. Though I've got to admit that being peaced does make me sad when the idiots that sometimes hang out there make me stabby.

With mottled, scraggly brown fur and various scars, Squibbles, a small rex hamster is a sight to behold. He snarls viciously, spittle dribbling from his razor sharp fangs as his eyes glow red with bloodlust. He is called 'Squibbles.'
Squibbles, a small rex hamster almost glows with nearly god-like power.
He weighs 3 ounce(s).
He is loyal to Gods.
You cannot see what Squibbles, a small rex hamster is holding.

Nobody would try and kill him for me just to see what happens

He goes aggro and oneshots you.

EDIT: I guess you could get a bunch of warriors to use Numbness in sequence and try to kill it, but Squibbles's health pool is probably in the several millions range.

Worth it!

He's back! *squee!* I remember when someone got Squibbles as a follower for winning a Hamstershunt. I kept trying to win Hamsterhunts after that.

He's been back for a while. Little bastard griefed my manse.

Why do you think we are so ready to get rid of him?

If someone would stop leaving his cage door open, we wouldn't need to worry...

Different topic:


Eventru's just in a hijacking mood today. Stay away from airplanes.

Uhm.. I think there is a smaaaall problem with Squibbles personality, don't you?

We were trying to get Squibbles to kill Person 1 and this came up.

Ahahahaha no, not really.

Maude, Aspirant of Darkness (Female Human).
She is -106 years old, having been born on the 5th of Estar, 352 years after the Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Goodwoman in the Righteous Grand Duchy of Magnagora.
She is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a graduate of the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research.
She is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.

Tell her to keep it peaced!

Poor Poor Jozen.. hahaha.
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(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I need to get ordained or something."
(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "So i can get avatar."

(clan): Thoros (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Msg fain yo bro, i put in 10 mil essence."
(clan): Thoros (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Avatar me."

Ixion will now be known as Fain, of the Red Ixion.
You will now be known as Fain, of the Red Ixion, by order of Fain, of the Red Ixion.

You tell Deathguard Jozen Dawneye, Knife of Nifilhema, "Might I remind you maggot that I hear when you speak My name. If you want Avatar then approach me about it mortal."

Jozen tells you, "Hrm?"

Ixion will now be known as Kalas Ixion, Ouroborian Avatar.
You will now be known as Kalas Ixion, Ouroborian Avatar, by order of Kalas Ixion, Ouroborian Avatar.

Jozen tells you, "Is this a trick?"
Jozen tells you, "You're freaking me out."

(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I dont know what just happened."
(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I thought this was an ooc clan."

(clan): You say, "Did Fain just talk to you Joz."

(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Yes."
(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I think."
(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I dunno."
(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I'm so freaked out."

(clan): You say, "LMAO."

(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I dunno how to respond."
(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I thought I was ooc here."

(clan): Thoros says, "What happened?"
(clan): Thoros says, "This is an ooc clan...wtf."

(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Then i got a tell from fain/ixion."
(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Saying to stfu."
(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "And ask him."
(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "And i was like wtf, i think somebody is with me."

(clan): Thoros says, "Wait...what?"

(clan): You say, "Ixion will now be known as Fain, of the Red Ixion. You tell Deathguard Jozen Dawneye, Knife of Nifilhema, "Might I remind you maggot that I hear when you speak My name. If you want Avatar then approach me about it mortal." -- Jozen tells you, "Hrm?" -- Jozen tells you, "Is this a trick?" -- Jozen tells you, "You're freaking me out.""

(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "And i replied, and it went to ixion."

(clan): Thoros says, "Lmfao."

(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Yeah."
(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Are you dicking with me ixion?"
(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Or what."

(clan): You say, "...."

(clan): Thoros says, "ROFL."

(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Or did somebody force you."

(clan): Thoros says, "Jozeeeen lol."

(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Wtf."

(clan): You say, "Ow my face hurts from laughing so hard."

(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "WTF."

(clan): You say, "Sweet jesus."

(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "WTF IS GOING ON."

(clan): Thoros says, "Ixion was with ya."
(clan): Thoros says, "He changed his title."

(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Goddamn you ixion."

(clan): Thoros says, "Ixion will now be known as Fain, of the Red Ixion."
(clan): Thoros says, "Lmfao."
(clan): Thoros says, "Noob."

(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, ":(."
(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "You had me scared."
(clan): Jozen (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I was like im gonna get zap killed now."
(clan): Jozen says, "Yeah ixion got me good."
(clan): Jozen says, "Ixion 1 jozen 0."

People need to learn to code ally lists into their triggers so they don't just spam kiss every toad...