Quotes 5

by Charune

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Unknown2009-10-07 02:16:04
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She is a nimble faeling and is small and sprightly. Her violet hair is thick and lustrous
and has been pulled into a side ponytail using a bright red ribbon, the soft ringlets
spilling down her front to stop just below her bust. Almond shaped and sapphire hued, her
large glittering eyes peer out from under thick, sideswept bangs. Her alabaster skin is
slightly iridescent, shimmering softly in the available light. Slender and gracefully
formed, her body leads to delicate arms and legs with small, nimble hands and feet.
Fluttering softly behind her are her large, pearlescent butterfly wings, shimmering a
lavender hue. Her skin shimmers faintly from a thin application of oil and smells faintly
of dragon's blood, deep and exotic. She is wearing a rustic knotwork satchel, a set of
moonhart prayer beads, an entrancing red rose, and a silver torc.


crying.gif Twilight has found us!
Unknown2009-10-07 02:26:13
I really hate that movie. sleep.gif
Mihewi2009-10-07 03:26:51
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The Portal of Fate flashes as Magisraiding steps through, now ready to begin a
fresh life in Lusternia.

Nnnooo!
Rancoura2009-10-07 03:28:21
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(Glomdoring): Please welcome Magisraiding who just stepped out of the Portal of
Fate as a new commune member!



...Really, people? Really?
Unknown2009-10-07 03:29:21
Well, are they?
Rancoura2009-10-07 03:31:22
QUOTE (Sojiro @ Oct 6 2009, 10:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, are they?


Go check and let us know.
Unknown2009-10-07 03:38:46
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Ser Shuyin of the Shadows takes out a ebon straw of bone wreathed in darkness, solemnly sticks it into the bowl, and drinks vigorously, yet nobly.
Rancoura2009-10-07 03:42:36
Forgot the
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In a relaxed voice, Ser Shuyin of the Shadows says, "Ohhh yeahhhh."

doh.gif rolleyes.gif
Unknown2009-10-07 04:17:43
QUOTE (Sojiro @ Oct 7 2009, 01:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, are they?


Of course not. Too many Gloms online for Mag to raid.
Arix2009-10-07 05:22:35
more quotes less epeen measuring
Razenth2009-10-07 05:37:17
Message #1976 Sent by: XXX
10/07 05:36 "Haha, a joke. Serenwilde takes tree hugging as first base."
Unknown2009-10-07 07:24:54
Saeria rubs up against Lokinov affectionately.

Lokinov stumbles and pokes himself in the eye.

Unable to stop yourself, you laugh out loud.

You say, "Priceless!

Saeria's eyes fill with proud joy as she declaims, "The Ninjakari: Wearing your face since 193 ACoE."

HONORS KAIKAZU:
Anointed Kalas Kaikazu, the Chainreaver (Male Undead Illithoid).
He is 117 years old, having been born on the 20th of Roarkian, 129 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 498th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Peasant in the Righteous Grand Duchy of Magnagora.
He is a Listener in the Dark in the Ninjakari.
He is a Riverwalker in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research.
He is a member of the clan called 'The Aethercity of Deepnight.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Eternal Assembly.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Kalas Legacy.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Scions of Illith.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'The Ninjakari: Wearing your face since 193 ACoE.'
He is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
See HONOURS FULL KAIKAZU to view his 1 special honours.



Still funny after so long
Unknown2009-10-07 07:32:40
Something I found 'round the folders:

You say, "And they don't understand my joke with the drowned fish which says "I am ready to be eaten"...."
4126h, 4689m, 3534e, 10p, 18110en, 20690w exb-

You wrinkle your nose and sniff.
4126h, 4689m, 3534e, 10p, 18110en, 20690w exb-

Xanfinro, Savant of Bhalegu says to you, "I'm afraid I don't get the joke either. How does a fish drown?"
4126h, 4689m, 3534e, 10p, 18110en, 20690w exb-

Xanfinro, Savant of Bhalegu says, "And if it's drowned, why is it talking?"
4126h, 4689m, 3534e, 10p, 18110en, 20690w exb-

Dramatically, Vashner De'Unnero, the High Priest of Whispers says, "Because it's undead!"
4126h, 4689m, 3534e, 10p, 18110en, 20690w exb-

Vashner shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.
4126h, 4689m, 3534e, 10p, 18110en, 20690w exb-

You look up into the air for divine inspiration.
4126h, 4689m, 3534e, 10p, 18110en, 20690w exb-

You say, "Because they drown and even when they are dead, they still don't know the meaning of 'shut up'"
4126h, 4689m, 3534e, 10p, 18110en, 20690w exb-

You say, "Or something like this..."
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You shrug helplessly.
4126h, 4689m, 3534e, 10p, 18110en, 20690w exb-

You say, "The true genius can't be read. It can be felt."
4126h, 4689m, 3534e, 10p, 18110en, 20690w exb-

Xanfinro, Savant of Bhalegu says, "Wait, so you don't get your own joke?"
4126h, 4689m, 3534e, 10p, 18110en, 20690w exb-

You say, "Errrr...."
4126h, 4689m, 3534e, 10p, 18110en, 20690w exb-

You say, "Not really, no."
4126h, 4689m, 3534e, 10p, 18110en, 20690w exb-

Vashner snickers softly to himself.
4126h, 4689m, 3534e, 10p, 18110en, 20690w exb-

Xanfinro thrusts his palm towards his forehead and hits it with a resounding *smack*!
4126h, 4689m, 3534e, 10p, 18110en, 20690w exb-

You say, "My jokes are fun!"
4126h, 4689m, 3534e, 10p, 18110en, 20690w exb-
Unknown2009-10-07 07:41:01
Replying to myself from earlier:

Didn't see that someone had already quoted my awesome motto already.

Still funny anyway. (Btw the PoV from the quote was Nakarel.)
Unknown2009-10-07 09:07:15


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The Portal of Fate flashes as Jedihero steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.
(Glomdoring): Please welcome Jedihero who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new commune member!


See, if he was any good, I wouldn't even notice.
Gero2009-10-07 11:54:57
Evaine has been sacrificed to the Demon Lords of Nil by Ur'Muffin Jozen Dawneye, Tender and Moist
Unknown2009-10-07 11:56:14
Gero has been cut down by Sidd.

Short, simple, and sweet.
Jozen2009-10-07 11:59:06
Let's not troll.
Diamondais2009-10-07 14:56:50
QUOTE (Alacardael! @ Oct 7 2009, 07:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gero has been cut down by Sidd.

Short, simple, and sweet.

Eh, not to say it's cool or what not to post deaths on Quotes, usually they're just not funny, but that was about the title Jozen has not that he killed Evaine.
Xenthos2009-10-07 15:10:28
QUOTE (diamondais @ Oct 7 2009, 10:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Eh, not to say it's cool or what not to post deaths on Quotes, usually they're just not funny, but that was about the title Jozen has not that he killed Evaine.

Doubtful.

HONOURS JOZEN would accomplish the same thing-- it was, at least in part, about the death (if you take into consideration all things-- such as Evaine's post just a little earlier, the poster, and that it would have been just as easy to put up the honours line... as I said, doubtful).