Quotes 5

by Charune

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Desitrus2008-11-10 21:43:57
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Nariah tells you, "(( Speaking of which, I must correct the Urban Dictionary entries under that word, supposedly it refers to a beast so magical as to be spawned by a unicorn and a whale mating, alternatively, they are known as the sluts of the sea since they do other sea creatures with their horn ))"


Context irrelevant as they say in Quotes 5.
Nariah2008-11-10 22:00:50
DESIPUSS HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!

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Desitrus2008-11-10 22:11:58
QUOTE(Nariah @ Nov 10 2008, 04:00 PM) 581024
DESIPUSS HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!

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(Disciples of Klangratch): Shuyin says, "Need to cough it up slowly."


Look I did it to Shuyin too!
Shaddus2008-11-10 22:15:16
QUOTE(Fain @ Nov 10 2008, 01:20 PM) 580973
We're both scarred for life.

Not as much as when I heard some random story about you jumping on Morvior's bed.
Unknown2008-11-11 00:30:19
(Glomdoring): Leau (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Where is everyone?"

(Glomdoring): You say, "We're hunting rabbits."

(Glomdoring): Daedalion says, "Verry twicky wabbits."

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Ahem?"

(Glomdoring): Leiliadhe says, "The Lady is displeased with your Wodelly Tumtum
impersonations."

----


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Casilu2008-11-11 01:59:03
An experiment over market?


rub crown myrkr
You rub an emerald crown of laurels and it begins to glow with a pulsating light.
Within the enchanted item, an image forms of Myrkr at before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13108en, 20490w lrxk- <17:52:58.669>

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-- You have recovered equilibrium.
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3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:52:59.846>
qw
Xenthos, Rika, Amani, Arianwen, Arimi, Arkzrael, Casilu, Chullore, Clon, Cororin, Doman, Faragan, Gertin, Glydan, Gwair, Hoshu, Hyui, Isuka, Izekeal, Jasato, Jaskata, Kelysa, Kialkarkea, Knorrith, Leau, Lorina, Lowe, Lyco, Lyna, Macawi, Mondor, Myrkr, Nives, Okin, Oxnix, Raeri, Sadhyra, Selarroc, Sielsyr, Somaria, Sorano, Suzaku, Sylthea, Torolf, Urazial, Vilanni, Vrestis, Yiro, Yukari, Zaknas, Zixen.
(*) Currently, there are 51 Lusternians on this Plane and 38 on other Planes.
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(The Hartfire Hearth): Myrkr says, ":P."
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market could anyone scry Myrkr for me?
(Market): You say, "Could anyone scry Myrkr for me?"
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:52:24.967>
market ack mis
(Market): You say, "Ack mis."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:52:28.074>

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(The Hartfire Hearth): You say, ":P."
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(The Hartfire Hearth): Myrkr says, "... =.=."
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(The Hartfire Hearth): Rika says, "Haha."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:52:34.302>

(Serenwilde): Kiyana (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Smooth."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:52:40.227>

Arkzrael tells you, "((ROFL))"
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:52:40.572>

(The Hartfire Hearth): Doman says, "She's at the ravenwood."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:52:44.615>

Rika tells you, "That almost sounded intentional."
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clt3 how many Myr?
(The Hartfire Hearth): You say, "How many Myr?"
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(The Hartfire Hearth): Doman says, "Lrn2thirdeye."
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reply it was
You tell Rika Talnara, "It was."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:53:54.739>

Jasato tells you, "There goes surprise, heh."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:53:55.286>

Rika tells you, "Why would you do that?"
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Somaria tells you, "Fail."
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tell rika boredon
You tell Rika Talnara, "Boredon."
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(Market): Sylthea says, "Trans enchanting. No cubes, no kidding."
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tell rika boredom, rather
You tell Rika Talnara, "Boredom, rather."
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clt3 myrkr, how many people scried?
(The Hartfire Hearth): You say, "Myrkr, how many people scried?"
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Rika tells you, "Right.."
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(The Hartfire Hearth): Myrkr says, "Rika."
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clt3 that it?
(The Hartfire Hearth): You say, "That it?"
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(The Hartfire Hearth): Rika says, "I scried before you did that."
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(The Hartfire Hearth): Rika says, "So I don't count."
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(The Hartfire Hearth): Myrkr says, "And Suzaku."
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(Market): Suzaku says, "Myrkr is now before the Master Ravenwood. Also, Artisan for hire!"
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:12.818>

(The Hartfire Hearth): Rika says, "Heh."
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(Serenwilde): Kiyana (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Oh, how helpful."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:22.418>

family relation suzaku
Suzaku is your uncle on Mother Jasmin's side.
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tell suzaku thanks uncle!
You tell Brother Suzaku La'Saet, Methrenton's Phoenix, "Thanks uncle!"
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:34.734>
qw
Xenthos, Rika, Amani, Arianwen, Arimi, Casilu, Chullore, Clon, Cororin, Doman, Faragan, Gertin, Glydan, Gwair, Hoshu, Hyui, Isuka, Izekeal, Jaskata, Kelysa, Kialkarkea, Knorrith, Leau, Leife, Lorina, Lowe, Lyna, Macawi, Mondor, Myrkr, Okin, Oxnix, Raeri, Sadhyra, Sielsyr, Somaria, Sorano, Suzaku, Sylthea, Torolf, Urazial, Vilanni, Vrestis, Yiro, Yukari, Zaknas, Zixen.
(*) Currently, there are 47 Lusternians on this Plane and 37 on other Planes.
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:35.123>
rn
You have no further news to read.
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(Serenwilde): Hoshu says, "Whats smooth?"
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:36.160>

Suzaku tells you, "Of course."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:40.261>

(Serenwilde): Kiyana (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Something on Market."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:41.806>

(Serenwilde): Hoshu says, "Ahh."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:55:50.628>

Kialkarkea tells you, "Y'know, you could just ask me if you need a scry. I have all three methods."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:55:18.985>

Unknown2008-11-11 02:02:21
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Unknown2008-11-11 02:07:59
QUOTE(casilu @ Nov 10 2008, 08:59 PM) 581115
An experiment over market?
rub crown myrkr
You rub an emerald crown of laurels and it begins to glow with a pulsating light.
Within the enchanted item, an image forms of Myrkr at before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13108en, 20490w lrxk- <17:52:58.669>

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-- You have recovered equilibrium.
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3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:52:59.846>
qw
Xenthos, Rika, Amani, Arianwen, Arimi, Arkzrael, Casilu, Chullore, Clon, Cororin, Doman, Faragan, Gertin, Glydan, Gwair, Hoshu, Hyui, Isuka, Izekeal, Jasato, Jaskata, Kelysa, Kialkarkea, Knorrith, Leau, Lorina, Lowe, Lyco, Lyna, Macawi, Mondor, Myrkr, Nives, Okin, Oxnix, Raeri, Sadhyra, Selarroc, Sielsyr, Somaria, Sorano, Suzaku, Sylthea, Torolf, Urazial, Vilanni, Vrestis, Yiro, Yukari, Zaknas, Zixen.
(*) Currently, there are 51 Lusternians on this Plane and 38 on other Planes.
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(The Hartfire Hearth): Myrkr says, ":P."
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market could anyone scry Myrkr for me?
(Market): You say, "Could anyone scry Myrkr for me?"
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:52:24.967>
market ack mis
(Market): You say, "Ack mis."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:52:28.074>

clt3 tongue.gif
(The Hartfire Hearth): You say, ":P."
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(The Hartfire Hearth): Myrkr says, "... =.=."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:52:33.917>

(The Hartfire Hearth): Rika says, "Haha."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:52:34.302>

(Serenwilde): Kiyana (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Smooth."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:52:40.227>

Arkzrael tells you, "((ROFL))"
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:52:40.572>

(The Hartfire Hearth): Doman says, "She's at the ravenwood."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:52:44.615>

Rika tells you, "That almost sounded intentional."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:53:51.335>
clt3 how many Myr?
(The Hartfire Hearth): You say, "How many Myr?"
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:53:51.592>

(The Hartfire Hearth): Doman says, "Lrn2thirdeye."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:53:52.827>
reply it was
You tell Rika Talnara, "It was."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:53:54.739>

Jasato tells you, "There goes surprise, heh."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:53:55.286>

Rika tells you, "Why would you do that?"
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:53:1.523>

Somaria tells you, "Fail."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:53:2.856>
tell rika boredon
You tell Rika Talnara, "Boredon."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:53:9.864>

(Market): Sylthea says, "Trans enchanting. No cubes, no kidding."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:53:11.864>
tell rika boredom, rather
You tell Rika Talnara, "Boredom, rather."
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clt3 myrkr, how many people scried?
(The Hartfire Hearth): You say, "Myrkr, how many people scried?"
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:53:36.001>

Rika tells you, "Right.."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:53:44.233>

(The Hartfire Hearth): Myrkr says, "Rika."
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clt3 that it?
(The Hartfire Hearth): You say, "That it?"
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(The Hartfire Hearth): Rika says, "I scried before you did that."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:58.349>

(The Hartfire Hearth): Rika says, "So I don't count."
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(The Hartfire Hearth): Myrkr says, "And Suzaku."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:10.381>

(Market): Suzaku says, "Myrkr is now before the Master Ravenwood. Also, Artisan for hire!"
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:12.818>

(The Hartfire Hearth): Rika says, "Heh."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:18.632>

(Serenwilde): Kiyana (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Oh, how helpful."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:22.418>

family relation suzaku
Suzaku is your uncle on Mother Jasmin's side.
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:28.217>
tell suzaku thanks uncle!
You tell Brother Suzaku La'Saet, Methrenton's Phoenix, "Thanks uncle!"
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:34.734>
qw
Xenthos, Rika, Amani, Arianwen, Arimi, Casilu, Chullore, Clon, Cororin, Doman, Faragan, Gertin, Glydan, Gwair, Hoshu, Hyui, Isuka, Izekeal, Jaskata, Kelysa, Kialkarkea, Knorrith, Leau, Leife, Lorina, Lowe, Lyna, Macawi, Mondor, Myrkr, Okin, Oxnix, Raeri, Sadhyra, Sielsyr, Somaria, Sorano, Suzaku, Sylthea, Torolf, Urazial, Vilanni, Vrestis, Yiro, Yukari, Zaknas, Zixen.
(*) Currently, there are 47 Lusternians on this Plane and 37 on other Planes.
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:35.123>
rn
You have no further news to read.
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:35.732>

(Serenwilde): Hoshu says, "Whats smooth?"
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:36.160>

Suzaku tells you, "Of course."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:40.261>

(Serenwilde): Kiyana (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Something on Market."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:54:41.806>

(Serenwilde): Hoshu says, "Ahh."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:55:50.628>

Kialkarkea tells you, "Y'know, you could just ask me if you need a scry. I have all three methods."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxk- <17:55:18.985>

I does! Scry, Window AND Astralgaze.
Casilu2008-11-11 02:10:16
QUOTE(Kialkarkea @ Nov 10 2008, 06:07 PM) 581117
I does! Scry, Window AND Astralgaze.


Really, you needed to quote it? Also, missing tierstone. tongue.gif
Rika2008-11-11 02:15:11
Tierstone is the best! (well, technically speaking, seeing stone or seek is)
Arkzrael2008-11-11 02:23:59
Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning looks skeptical and
says to Makira, "You should be glad nobody looks like her."

Daedalion points accusingly at you.

You raise an eyebrow at Daedalion.

You ask Daedalion, "And what is wrong with how I look?"

Daedalion gazes at you smiling angelically, the paragon of innocence.

Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning exclaims to you,
"Nothing! why would you think that for?!"

Looking downtrodden, Daedalion sadly shakes his head.

You say, "Unless you are saying that the world couldn't handle more than one
person holding beauty such as mine, for all men would weep and kill eachother to have them."

Daedalion coughs softly.

Sadhyra raises an eyebrow at you.

You smile and say, "At which point, you would be incredibly correct, and I thank you for your compliment."

Daedalion thrusts his palm towards his forehead and hits it with a resounding
*smack*!

Sadhyra y'Kaliath, Echo of the Wyrd says to Daedalion, "I like her. She thinks
like me."

Sadhyra beams broadly at you.
.
You have emoted: Arkzrael strikes a girly pose and smiles sweetly, fluttering
her eyelashes dramatically.

She is an ordinary human and stands at a comfortable six feet. Arms roped with
lean muscles show from sleeves distractedly pushed to the elbow. Arcane symbols
and figures snake up her arms and legs in deep black tattoos that reflect the
light, hypnotising in their intricacy. Deep red in colour, her hair is kept in
dozens of neat braids, spilling over her shoulders down to her waist. Eyes of
emerald green glitter brightly, seeming to always be laughing. The flesh that
can be seen on her body is of a radiant, refreshing tan and cleanly scrubbed. A
thin, pink scar, runs from the right side of her forehead, over her quirkly
arched right eyebrow, and down just over her right cheekbone. Her face is soft,
showing a girlish youth and vivacious strength and vitality. She is wearing
black coat of leather and silk, a grim bracelet of dancing redcaps, a bracelet
depicting a barghest, a pendant shaped like a wedge of pie, fitted robes of
black leather, a mysterious seer's candle pendant, thigh high black boots, a
moonstone and garnet ring, and a black velvet backpack.

The corners of Vrestis's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Makira Nightshade, Ward of Shadows says to Sadhyra, "I think you're much
prettier."

Quietly, Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning murmurs to
Sadhyra, "But you are actaully right... she is delusional."

Sadhyra y'Kaliath, Echo of the Wyrd says to you, "We should team up. Dazzle the
eyes of the world."

(Skeleton Hearth): Makira says, "<3 Arkie."

Opening your mouth wide, you gape in wonder at Makira.

Sadhyra flashes Makira a joyous smile.

Sadhyra gives Makira a peck on the cheek.

"Hmph!" you snort at Makira.

Vrestis, Whisper of the Wyrd says, "This some sort of beauty contest?"

You say to Sadhyra, "The best way to break down the Serenwilde."

You say to Vrestis, "Celest used to have them."

Sadhyra y'Kaliath, Echo of the Wyrd fusses with her hair, brushing it away from
her face. "We could just stand at their gates," she nods. "They'd be awestruck
and our attackers could waltz around running riot."

You say to Vrestis, "When they had their festivals. Handed out prizes for beauty contests, dancing contests..."

Vrestis, Whisper of the Wyrd says, "A forest with gates?"

You grin and nod at Sadhyra.

Vrestis, Whisper of the Wyrd says, "How disturbingly citylike."

Sadhyra y'Kaliath, Echo of the Wyrd says, "Hostile trees?"

Sadhyra y'Kaliath, Echo of the Wyrd says, "I'm sure there is some territorial
marker."

Nodding, Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning says to
Vrestis, "Yes yes! we must get to work on project 'drop arkie at the moonhart
and watch everyone heartstop' straight away."

You say, "Totems, totems, totems."

Vrestis, Whisper of the Wyrd says, "Oh.. Metaphorcial gates."

Thoughtfully, Sadhyra y'Kaliath, Echo of the Wyrd says, "Perhaps they piss on
the furthest trees."

You blink.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say, "That might be what they have so many furrikin for."

With a yawn, Sadhyra y'Kaliath, Echo of the Wyrd says, "Everyone has their place in the world, even those with tails."

You say to Daedalion, "Not to mention, I'm not enemied to Serenwilde at the
moment."

You say to Daedalion, "It could be done."

Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning smiles impishly and
says to you, "Just makes it easier, all you have to do is pose."

You strike a pose.

A single tear drops from Daedalion's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying
himself instantly.
Daedalion has been slain by misadventure.
The song that Daedalion was performing fades away.

You blink.

Makira ponders the situation.

Makira Nightshade, Ward of Shadows says, "That was odd."

The soul of Daedalion swirls in the air like a sparkling whirlwind, then
vanishes in a flash of chromatic colours.
The Master Ravenwood Tree flares with chromatic colours, as Daedalion steps out
of it, looking remarkably fresh and vitalized.
A shadowlord widowrider nods his head at Daedalion.
Brennan Stormcrow bows respectfully to Daedalion.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning exclaims to you,
"See! it works!"

You say to Daedalion, "What'd you do that for?!"

Brennan Stormcrow says, "Where is the crown, Daedalion?"

Sadhyra hides a grin behind her hand.

Sadhyra y'Kaliath, Echo of the Wyrd says to you, "He couldn't help himself!"
Unknown2008-11-11 02:24:03
QUOTE(casilu @ Nov 10 2008, 09:10 PM) 581118
Really, you needed to quote it? Also, missing tierstone. tongue.gif

I'm too lazy to scroll down and hit the "post" button! tongue.gif

Also, area-scries don't count. I was talking about full fledged scries.

If we want to get into area scries, then all I'm dead broke. Don't even have Scan.
Rika2008-11-11 02:29:23
Just to demonstrate the superiority of the tierstone:

You gaze into a glittering tierstone.
Myrkr is at the resonating centre of Glomdoring's black heart in Glomdoring Forest.
Unknown2008-11-11 02:30:09
edit: BAH NINJAD
Arkzrael2008-11-11 02:40:20
QUOTE(Sadhyra @ Nov 10 2008, 08:30 PM) 581127
edit: BAH NINJAD



I am the Goddess of the Quotemobile.

Bow to me and bring me cookies.

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Lekius2008-11-11 03:27:13
Casilu tells you, "Mostly because I'm not wearing underwear and the robes are kinda dress-like."

Casilu tells you, "I am the commando."
Unknown2008-11-11 04:50:51
(Market): Luciden says, "Do you come home to a cold bed? I can fix that... Ad
155."

(Market): Shaddus says, "Do you come home to NO bed? I can fix that! Trans
Artisan for hire!"
Somaria2008-11-11 19:57:43
Warning, it's fairly long. I thought it was funny. dry.gif

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The Stables of the Wyrden Thorn.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Filib Inseira hovers in the air here, wings beating rapidly. Idly swishing her tail, a mare blessed by Night stands here. Autumnal Spinner Myrkr Inseira is riding on a mare blessed by Night. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a winged star-crested greatshield in her right. Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd is here. He wields a glittering blackthorn lyre in his left hand and a golden sunburst shield in his right.
You see a single exit leading northeast.
Filib Inseira bows respectfully to you.

You exclaim to Myrkr, "Save me!"

Myrkr blinks incredulously at you.

Looking slightly worried at the situation you quickly hide behind Myrkr.

Daedalion frowns at you.

You sniffle softly.

Urazial scratches his head in confusion.

You give Daedalion the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Autumnal Spinner Myrkr Inseira asks you, "What did you do?"

Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning frowns and says to you, "Come, dear."

Autumnal Spinner Myrkr Inseira says, "So I know why I'm saving you."

Innocently, you exclaim, "I didn't do anything!"

Myrkr gives Daedalion the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.

Autumnal Spinner Myrkr Inseira says to Daedalion, "Then what did YOU do?"

Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning exclaims to Myrkr, "I'm trying to get her to put clothes on!"

Myrkr blinks.

Urazial chuckles long and heartily.

Autumnal Spinner Myrkr Inseira says, "She has a bra and a thong on."

Autumnal Spinner Myrkr Inseira says, "It's not like she's completely naked."

Daedalion stares implacably at Myrkr.

Myrkr hums a happy tune.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning asks Urazial, "Would you let Myrkr run around naked?"

You sadly say, "He wants to tie me up."

Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd says, "Hmm."

Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd looks thoughtful and says, "I don't know if I could prevent her if she wanted to. In fact, she runs around naked enough as it is."

Daedalion thrusts his palm towards his forehead and hits it with a resounding *smack*!

Myrkr hums a happy tune.

Myrkr flashes the victory sign.

Urazial peers at Myrkr unscrupulously.



Her tongue dancing gracefully, Myrkr kisses Urazial with melting passion.



Myrkr nods her head sagely.

Urazial twitches spasmodically.

Daedalion blinks incredulously at Myrkr.

You wrinkle your nose in distaste.

Myrkr looks about furtively, trying her best not to look suspicious.

You remove a seductive, veiled bra of the temptress.

Urazial blinks.

Autumnal Spinner Myrkr Inseira says, "Oh don't make a face at the kissing, you two do it all the time."

Opening his mouth wide, Daedalion gapes in wonder at you.

Urazial places both hands over his eyes, blocking the world from sight.

You remove a seductive, veiled thong of the temptress.

You strike a pose in front of Daedalion.

Urazial flaps his arms madly.

Urazial leaves to the northeast.

Myrkr, riding a mare blessed by Night, leaves to the northeast.

You cackle hellishly.

You sweep across the floor, leaping and twirling like a true master.



Daedalion arrives from the north.

Daedalion narrows his eyes at you in an unnerving manner.

You hum a happy tune and smile at Daedalion.

Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning suddenly leaps on you, pinning you to the ground. Gripping the rope in his hands he ties your hands together roughly.

"Eek!" you shout in fright.

You have emoted: Somaria writhes upon the ground, glaring up at Daedalion with narrowed eyes.

You yell, "Myrkr, heeelp."

Valonah arrives from the down.

You sniffle softly at Valonah.

Seer Valonah Tar'sel, Heart of Darkness says to you, "Everything alright?"

You say, "Heeelp."

Aiyana steps out of the Master Ravenwood Tree, trailing sparkling motes of light.

Seer Valonah Tar'sel, Heart of Darkness says to you, "What is it?"

Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning rises off of you, frowning down at you. Bending low he hefts you over his shoulder roughly.

Aiyana blinks.

Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning smiles impishly and says to Valonah, "Nothing to see here."

You start to beat on Daedalion, your hands taking up a regular rhythm.

The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.

Seer Valonah Tar'sel, Heart of Darkness says to Daedalion, "I try you will help your wife."

Daedalion doffs a dark crown with silken webs cordially.

You exclaim, "Nooo!"

Valonah tilts her head curiously.

As horrible thoughts fill your mind, you begin to sob uncontrollably.

"Shh!" Daedalion says to you, putting a finger to his lips.



You yell, "Nooo!"

You follow Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning ether to A silent courtyard.
Tael2008-11-11 20:02:47
QUOTE(Somaria @ Nov 11 2008, 02:57 PM) 581187
Warning, it's fairly long. I thought it was funny. dry.gif


For the Forest of No Mercy..

That just means they don't let you wear pants.

Oh, the humanity!
Daereth2008-11-11 20:08:01
QUOTE(Somaria @ Nov 11 2008, 01:57 PM) 581187
Warning, it's fairly long. I thought it was funny. dry.gif

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