Quotes 5

by Charune

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Celina2008-11-11 20:28:06
QUOTE(Nariah @ Nov 10 2008, 09:51 AM) 580912
They do that... I feel for poor Morgfyre and Fain if they ever (or rather, when they) listen in on certain Mag clans... ninja.gif

It's all good stuff though! Just rather... kinky?


The things we used to say about Morgfyre on d'Murani....oh lawd.

THEN when we found out he had heard it all. Oh man, oh man.
Nariah2008-11-11 21:36:09
Don't think you were present for the discussion on the finer points of Fainite lovemaking? Things like the altar, the ritual, abuse, violence, relevant titles of members of the Crimson Council etc were all there. blush.gif
Tael2008-11-11 21:53:49
QUOTE(Nariah @ Nov 11 2008, 04:36 PM) 581218
Don't think you were present for the discussion on the finer points of Fainite lovemaking? Things like the altar, the ritual, abuse, violence, relevant titles of members of the Crimson Council etc were all there. blush.gif


Hawt. I should join Fain's Order.


On another note:

QUOTE
(Serenwilde): Arix says, "I swear, if you don't stop asking me to make absinthe I'm gonna castrate you with this wooden spoon."


He stole my threat!
Arix2008-11-11 21:55:46
bull, I've been using that threat both in game and IRL for years
Unknown2008-11-11 21:56:23
A thrumming buzz surrounds the Master Ravenwood Tree, and the shadows around it
twist and writhe violently in response.

An irritating voice pierces the aether as Globglob Mesherbrub says, "Look at how
far the Wyrd has been able to spread under the Spirits' guidance, Glomdoring!
Submit to Our will, and the Wyrd will flourish throughout the entirety of the
Basin!"

The thrumming buzz surrounding the Master Ravenwood Tree fades as the shadows
surrounding it stop their writhing.

Talan heaves an almighty groan.

You say to Talan, "I know."

Aiyana blinks.

Wyrden Snare Snaithy Crepusculum, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Who raised it?"

You say, "Xanfinro did it."

Aiyana of the Murder picks about in an ear with an index finger.

Aiyana of the Murder says, "That can get annoying real fast.."

Talan Ysav'rai, Princess of Shadows says to you, "Hold on a moment, let me
pretend to be surprised."

Talan gives a horrified gasp.

Wyrden Snare Snaithy Crepusculum, Ward of the Wyrd says to Talan, "You should be
an actress m'lady."
Tael2008-11-11 21:57:15
QUOTE(Arix @ Nov 11 2008, 04:55 PM) 581229
bull, I've been using that threat both in game and IRL for years


Lies.
Arix2008-11-11 22:00:58
It varies, sometimes it's a wooden spoon, sometimes a melon baller, a pair of bricks, rolling pin, etc.

Also, wtf?

You point shimmering robes of twilight hues at Tael, and sparks fly out of it.

and

point scroll at tael
You need to wear that enchanted item to use it.
Kelysa2008-11-11 22:59:11
You need to read scrolls at other people, or is the name what's buggy?
Harkux2008-11-12 00:37:21
The rapid pulse of four strong wings flapping beneath you carries you swiftly
through the skies. Suddenly, your avian mount dives through the canopy in a hard charge against a majestic white stag. You steady yourself and ready your lance and plunge it deep into the chest of the stag. He bellows in pain and the forest suddenly comes to life with tree limbs swinging at you. Your mount banks hard to the right, then hard to the left, then tucks his wings in and does a barrel roll through a tight passage. You lose your grip and tumble to the forest floor. You see the great four-winged crow escape and hear the thundering of rapidly approaching hooves.

biggrin.gif Hey ya'll, I pressed Z or R twice!
Unknown2008-11-12 00:41:02
I guess this means you're going to have to raise a flying horse beast now, and name it Arwing.
Harkux2008-11-12 00:41:54
It's tempting. :| Oh so tempting.

To further quote

An emaciated skeleton paces about here, muttering something about "Rika" and the
dangers of all-you-can-eat rib buffets.
Unknown2008-11-12 01:30:09
Before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Brennan Stormcrow is here, tugging at
his bright pink dress thoughtfully. A little pink teacup lies here. A purple
teapot sits here, steaming merrily.
An animated skeleton stands here with a
ghostly outline of a beetle around its skull. An animated skeleton stands here
with a ghostly outline of a wasp around its skull. The Master Ravenwood Tree
towers over everything here, pulsing with an immeasurable yet dark power.
Sitting on its haunches, a bloodhound rests here. Casting darkness all around, a
shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air. There are 10 dark
nighthags here. There are 2 black direwolves here. There are 2 armoured bats
here. A green eyelash viper is slithering about here. An ancient and skeletal
tree surrounded by bushes of glittering black roses stands tall against the test
of time. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. There are 9
shadowlord widowriders here. There are 2 armoured vipers here. A hemlock sapling
clings tenaciously to the ground here. Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect
circle. A hulking, white mare ambles about here.

You see a single exit leading north.
Unknown2008-11-12 02:00:35
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Nov 11 2008, 08:30 PM) 581318
Before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Brennan Stormcrow is here, tugging at
his bright pink dress thoughtfully. A little pink teacup lies here. A purple
teapot sits here, steaming merrily.
An animated skeleton stands here with a
ghostly outline of a beetle around its skull. An animated skeleton stands here
with a ghostly outline of a wasp around its skull. The Master Ravenwood Tree
towers over everything here, pulsing with an immeasurable yet dark power.
Sitting on its haunches, a bloodhound rests here. Casting darkness all around, a
shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air. There are 10 dark
nighthags here. There are 2 black direwolves here. There are 2 armoured bats
here. A green eyelash viper is slithering about here. An ancient and skeletal
tree surrounded by bushes of glittering black roses stands tall against the test
of time. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. There are 9
shadowlord widowriders here. There are 2 armoured vipers here. A hemlock sapling
clings tenaciously to the ground here. Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect
circle. A hulking, white mare ambles about here.

You see a single exit leading north.

WHAT. Brennan never does that when I'm logged in! ohmy.gif
Shaddus2008-11-12 02:02:05
Seen at the Ravenwood. In this colour, no less.



Millions of rich little children say in union, "You will bring us cookies now!"

Millions of rich demonic little children say in union, "If you do not bring us
cookies, We will burn one person per hour until then."
Unknown2008-11-12 02:47:33
You tell Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones, "Are there any books or
scrolls or pamphlets where I could read more about the Lord?"

Exeryte tells you, "I'll take a look. I seem to have misplaced my 'Experience
the Silent Lord: He's Nocht What He Looks Like!' informational brochure."
Kaalak2008-11-12 03:00:25
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Nov 11 2008, 06:47 PM) 581350
You tell Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones, "Are there any books or
scrolls or pamphlets where I could read more about the Lord?"

Exeryte tells you, "I'll take a look. I seem to have misplaced my 'Experience
the Silent Lord: He's Nocht What He Looks Like!' informational brochure."


Win
laugh.gif
Celina2008-11-12 06:07:39
(Jhagar): Thoros (from an Unknown Plane) says, "Him and I skyped today."

(Jhagar): Thoros (from an Unknown Plane) says, "He's a pretty boy."

(Jhagar): Shikha (from an Unknown Plane) says, "-my- gay boy."
Unknown2008-11-12 06:21:50
9889h, 3545m, 5100e, 10p, 31295en, 23087w exkdb<>-stand
swing necrotroph
swing necrotroph

9889h, 3545m, 5100e, 10p, 31295en, 23087w exkdb<>-
A foul necrotroph gathers himself up into a towering wall of disgusting growths. Tilting over, he slams himself into you.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
A foul necrotroph wraps himself about your legs and begins to eat away at your flesh, causing serious wounds to open along your legs.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
A foul necrotroph gathers himself up into a towering wall of disgusting growths. Tilting over, he slams himself into you.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
A foul necrotroph gathers himself up into a towering wall of disgusting growths. Tilting over, he slams himself into you.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
9889h, 3545m, 5100e, 10p, 31295en, 23087w exkdb<>-

Lulz
Aerotan2008-11-12 06:33:23
Nerf Thoros.
Xiel2008-11-12 09:32:15
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The Moonhart Mother Tree.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A sedge of galingale is firmly planted
in the forest floor. Sprays of chervil cover the forest floor. A marjoram bush
flourishes here, spreading its delicate scent. Singing a hauntingly beautiful
melody, Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart, stands here. Towering high above is the
Moonhart Mother Tree, stretching her enormous branches heavenwards. There are 10
frost hags here. There are 4 small screech owls here. In the shape of an open
palm, a metallic sigil lies here. There are 5 centaur hunters here. There are 5
striped badgers here. There are 4 fierce timberwolves here. Neighing softly, a
dappled grey horse trots here. Hovering over a raised dais are two silver
arrows, their long shafts crossed with the points aimed skywards. Reaching up as
high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. A mature
hornbeam tree stands proudly here. A white and brown speckled pony grazes
nearby. A bay brown mule wanders here, nosing at the ground. There are 2
armoured badgers here. Leading deep into the forest, a tangled path twists every
which way here. A small stone milestone thrusts up from the ground, engraved
with but a single name. There are 6 iridescent spores here. Mushrooms are
growing here in a perfect circle. A blank canvas hangs in the air here,
supported by silvery ribbons. A large, silver mare ambles about here. Surrounded
by domothean death energies, an enormous map of the Catacombs of the Dead
stretches across the open air. Kuroi Talnara, Silver Herald is here, shrouded.
He wields a mandolin of pale wood in his left hand. He is surrounded by ten pale
ancestral spirits.
You see exits leading north, south, and through a path twisting every which way.

Kuroi jerks slightly as the air fills with sparkling motes of bright light.
You sense Garmr pulling on the strands of aether surrounding Kuroi.

You stare implacably about yourself.

Kuroi peers about himself unscrupulously.

You say, "Stay."

Garmr has entered the area.
A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Garmr.
A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Garmr.
A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Garmr.
A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Garmr.
A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Garmr.
A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Garmr.
The raucous notes of a wild song assail Garmr's senses, leaving him stunned.

Hefting his spear, a centaur hunter drives it into Garmr, stabbing him in the
side.
Vines suddenly sprout up from the ground, wrapping around Garmr's legs. He cries
out in pain as they twist together tightly.

A frost hag flies towards Garmr suddenly, wrapping her arms around him. Garmr
cries out in pain as his skin blisters from the extreme cold.
A centaur hunter growls at Garmr, swinging the butt of his spear to connect
against his head.
A centaur hunter growls at Garmr, swinging the butt of his spear to connect
against his head.
A frost hag flies towards Garmr suddenly, wrapping her arms around him. Garmr
cries out in pain as his skin blisters from the extreme cold.

Garmr flips the bird.

Garmr takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his chest.

Garmr flaps his arms madly.

Garmr takes a drink from an amethyst vial.

Hefting his spear, a centaur hunter drives it into Garmr, stabbing him in the
side.
Hefting his spear, a centaur hunter drives it into Garmr, stabbing him in the
side.
A frost hag glows brightly as she whips around, causing winds crackling with
magic to slam into Garmr.
A frost hag flies towards Garmr suddenly, wrapping her arms around him. Garmr
cries out in pain as his skin blisters from the extreme cold.
A frost hag flies towards Garmr suddenly, wrapping her arms around him. Garmr
cries out in pain as his skin blisters from the extreme cold.
A frost hag glows brightly as she whips around, causing winds crackling with
magic to slam into Garmr.
A frost hag glows brightly as she whips around, causing winds crackling with
magic to slam into Garmr.
Garmr has been slain by a frost hag.

The soul of Garmr says, "Wow."

"Ha!" Kuroi exclaims with gusto.

You pick up the corpse of Garmr.

The soul of Garmr says, "That was weird."

The soul of Garmr says, "I moved a room even."

The soul of Garmr says, ":censored: BUG!"


I can't help it, but these never get old.