Quotes 5

by Charune

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Unknown2008-10-13 09:34:07
QUOTE(Esano @ Oct 13 2008, 11:25 AM) 570293
A single large crow feather dances and swirls high overhead as it rides the eddies of the wind towards its destination.
A sudden chill ripples down your spine as you feel the wrathful gaze of Viravain upon you while a single large crow feather swirls down from above, landing at your feet. Before you can react, the feather suddenly ignites into a conflagration of coruscating energies that envelope you wholly. You contort and convulse in excruciating pain as the energies burn their way through your body before dissipating suddenly, leaving you with no visible injuries.

My first zap!


Should join Charune's order. He'll nail you with arrows for breakfast. tongue.gif
Unknown2008-10-13 10:55:12
QUOTE(casilu @ Oct 13 2008, 02:58 PM) 570256
family tree casilu
You are a first generation member of the Great House of Talnara by marriage.
You were born into the Great House of Dekoven.

greet astor
You greet Astor Dekoven with a sincere smile.
Astor Dekoven exclaims, "Did you need something, cherie? I am always busy, tending to the beasts of our great city, but for a pretty face, I might have a moment!"
Astor Dekoven winks knowingly.
blackeye.gif


I knew it.



(share him)
Tervic2008-10-13 17:56:46
Message #1081 Sent by: Chroi
10/07 11:20 "
Raindrops on faeleaves and freshly baked pastries;
Bright gleaming hammers and poorly made treaties;
The divine and the people they fling;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Hunting on water and tossing black kittens;
Sneaking to earth and avoid being smitten;
Helping the novies who don't like to cling;
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the rift breaks; When the rat wins; when I'm feeling sad;
I simply remember my favorite things... and then I don't feel... so... bad."


I lol'd
Noola2008-10-13 17:59:19
QUOTE(Tervic @ Oct 13 2008, 12:56 PM) 570411
Message #1081 Sent by: Chroi
10/07 11:20 "
Raindrops on faeleaves and freshly baked pastries;
Bright gleaming hammers and poorly made treaties;
The divine and the people they fling;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Hunting on water and tossing black kittens;
Sneaking to earth and avoid being smitten;
Helping the novies who don't like to cling;
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the rift breaks; When the rat wins; when I'm feeling sad;
I simply remember my favorite things... and then I don't feel... so... bad."
I lol'd



Aww! That's cute! wub.gif
Aison2008-10-13 18:16:54
QUOTE(casilu @ Oct 12 2008, 11:58 PM) 570256
family tree casilu
You are a first generation member of the Great House of Talnara by marriage.
You were born into the Great House of Dekoven.

greet astor
You greet Astor Dekoven with a sincere smile.
Astor Dekoven exclaims, "Did you need something, cherie? I am always busy, tending to the beasts of our great city, but for a pretty face, I might have a moment!"
Astor Dekoven winks knowingly.
blackeye.gif


I want Astor so bad wub.gif he is the coolest mob eeeeeeeevvverrr.
Shurimaru2008-10-13 18:27:44
Wrapping a dark serrated chain about your wrists, you wrench it violently from
Amatsemaru, tearing skin and mincing flesh.
Amatsemaru screams as the chain tears through a nerve in her left arm.
Amatsemaru ceases to wield a bloody symbol of pain in her left hand.
Springing up, you whirl your leg around, pounding Amatsemaru's head and sending
her reeling.
Unable to withstand more punishment, Amatsemaru collapses and dies.
You have slain Amatsemaru.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have
advanced to level 61.
You have reached the illustrious level of Impregnable.
You have earned the blessing of the Elder Gods!
You are unable to continue executing your kata form.


Uh...oops?
That was way easier than it should have been. Nerf me?
Casilu2008-10-13 18:50:07
QUOTE(Shurimaru @ Oct 13 2008, 11:27 AM) 570425
That was way easier than it should have been. Nerf me?


Yes, that's in the works now!
Shurimaru2008-10-13 19:19:52
This would be a good time to put in the "/sarcasm".
Unknown2008-10-13 19:41:10
(Glomdoring): Marlucia says, "I find this rather ironic.."
(Glomdoring): Mikalia says, "We were there first."
(Glomdoring): Mikalia says, "She showed up and got the boy."
(clan): Person says, "Glom failed."

biggrin.gif Silly Gloms. GlobGlob's for Serens!
Unknown2008-10-13 19:51:03
Silferras's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Globglob
Mesherbrub.
Mikalia has been destroyed by the mind of Globglob Mesherbrub.
Everson's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Globglob Mesherbrub.
Armand has been destroyed by the mind of Globglob Mesherbrub.
Marcellus has been overcome by the immense electrical force of Globglob
Mesherbrub.
Snaithy has been overcome by the immense electrical force of Globglob
Mesherbrub.
Snaithy has been shocked into an early grave by Globglob Mesherbrub.
Everson has been shocked into an early grave by Globglob Mesherbrub.
Mikalia's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Globglob Mesherbrub.
Shurimaru2008-10-13 19:56:25
I apologize in advance.


tell amat ((hyper-efficient mudsex?))
You tell Iconoclast Amatsemaru n'Kylbar, Advocate of Nil, "((hyper-efficient
mudsex?))"

Amatsemaru tells you, "( Jaja. )"

You playfully glomp Amatsemaru, sending her crashing to the floor beneath you.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-

Amatsemaru wiggles her hips suggestively.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-

3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-
grope amat
You grope Amatsemaru lewdly.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-
groan
You heave an almighty groan.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-
moan
You moan like a wailing banshee.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-

3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-
pinch amat
You pinch Amatsemaru on the behind, testing for firmness.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-
lick amat
You lick Amatsemaru.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-

Amatsemaru giggles happily.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-
lick amat
You lick Amatsemaru.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-
lick amat
You lick Amatsemaru.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-
lick amat
You lick Amatsemaru.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-
lick amat
You lick Amatsemaru.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-
lick amat
You lick Amatsemaru.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-
lick amat
You lick Amatsemaru.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-
lick amat
You lick Amatsemaru.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-
lick amat
You lick Amatsemaru.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-
moan
You moan like a wailing banshee.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-
wiggle
You wiggle your hips suggestively.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-
tell amat ((I'm so happy for custom emotes.))
You tell Iconoclast Amatsemaru n'Kylbar, Advocate of Nil, "((I'm so happy for
custom emotes.))"
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-

Amatsemaru tells you, "( Me too. Or it'd end like this. )"
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-

Staring lovingly at you, Amatsemaru begins to spasm and shake with pleasure as
her body releases its erotic tensions.
3165h, 3411m, 2862e, 10p, 13515en, 12600w esSilrx-

Perverts, reading mah sexcapades.
Rika2008-10-13 19:57:37
Just goes to show, Glom fails. biggrin.gif Learning to target Norchatine instead of Globglob helps, too, of course. wink.gif
Shurimaru2008-10-13 20:00:24
Quest spoiler!!
Amatsemaru2008-10-13 20:04:43
QUOTE(Shurimaru @ Oct 13 2008, 01:56 PM) 570462
Perverts, reading mah sexcapades.


Unfunfunfunf.


Ohhai2u, babbe. dribble.gif
Shurimaru2008-10-13 20:12:33
ohmy.gif
Forums PDA!
Aerotan2008-10-13 20:23:42
Get a forumanse you two!
Casilu2008-10-13 20:29:20
QUOTE(Shurimaru @ Oct 13 2008, 12:19 PM) 570445
This would be a good time to put in the "/sarcasm".


It wouldn't. Really. The nerf stick is coming. Beware.
Mikalia2008-10-13 20:31:54
QUOTE(rika @ Oct 13 2008, 07:57 PM) 570464
Just goes to show, Glom fails. biggrin.gif Learning to target Norchatine instead of Globglob helps, too, of course. wink.gif


But dammit we killed him!
Noola2008-10-13 20:37:07
(Market): Shric says, "Seeking ways to spend a million gold sovereigns."
(Market): Shric says, "Apart from backing someone financially."
(Market): Casilu says, "Selling 1500 coltsfoot at 666 gold each! For almost 1,000,000 total! Send tells!"

laugh.gif

Made me giggle.
Lendren2008-10-13 20:38:30
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Oct 13 2008, 03:41 PM) 570452
(Glomdoring): Marlucia says, "I find this rather ironic.."
(Glomdoring): Mikalia says, "We were there first."

First? I had been there almost an hour before they breezed past me. Some of them were talking to me about it, too, so they knew it well enough.