That's 'cause you're ginger, Thoros. Gingers can't have fros.

That said: you really need a haircut, Seraku.

No he doesn't.

I think I saw that log on COPS.

Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd says, "What do you think of Russell,
Filib?"
Filib Inseira whispers, "I do not sell anything here yet. You will have to seek
out others for your goods."

I swear my Wyvern bashes AFK, the leech.

Desitrus tells you, "(Om, nom, nomnom, nom nom nom nomnomnom)"

(Market): You say, "Friendly Trans Alchemist looking for work, promising to
serve you with a smile. No enemies, please."

(The Daughters of Attai): Rika (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yeah
right."

(The Daughters of Attai): Rika (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Myrkr will
put poisons in your kegs."

(Glomdoring): Izekeal (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Any poisonists
about? I ran into a few manta while getting sharks."

I was going to quote that, but decided not to 'cause I put a quote up right before it. Aerotan to the rescue!

To answer his question, I'd say Lord Nocht more likely than not.

You say, "There! Three candies for the three of you."

Druid Everson Nightshade, Wyrden Protector says, "And no candy for me?"

"Hmph!" Everson snorts.

Druidess Aiyana of the Blackthorn sticks out her tongue and says to Everson,
"You lose."

Tacita Inseira, Student of the Dark Harmony says to you, "One, you'll make me
fat. Two, I'm going to go and run a guild event. The sugar shall help my
terror."

Tacita sways back and forth.

You say to Everson, "You're not one of my babies!"

Aiyana giggles happily.

Everson peers at himself unscrupulously.

Druid Everson Nightshade, Wyrden Protector says, "My mommy never brings me
candy."

You say to Tacita, "Running around gets rid of fat. It works wonderfully."

Tacita nods her head sagely.

Tacita gives you a compassionate hug.

Tacita leaves to the north.

You hum a happy tune.

Druidess Aiyana of the Blackthorn says to Everson, "That's because my mommy
loves me more than yours loves you."

(Adiks): Alacardael says, "I target 'Farmr' instead of farmr. Damn you, Garmr
>:(."

FAIL!

Get your mind out of the gutter.

But then you need that skill from Myrkr called Breastmastery

Oxnix has been torn to shreds by a cheuped.

Oh, those damnable, hellish cheupeds, how they slaughter our young ones...

EDIT: *seconds later*

Oxnix has been torn to shreds by a cheuped.

(The Mists of Lateo): Janalon says, "What will tau think when she learns that I am a 77-year old transvestite who also happens to be Daed's grandmother."

*edit*

(The Mists of Lateo): Janalon says, "HAHahahaha. OMG I am peeing myself."

(The Mists of Lateo): You say, "Lol."

(The Mists of Lateo): You say, "Get a diaper, Dae!"

(The Mists of Lateo): Daedalion says, "Rofl."

(The Mists of Lateo): You say, "Hurry, before she messes the bed!"

(The Mists of Lateo): Janalon says, "Get my bedpan grandson."

(The Mists of Lateo): You say, "XD."