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Unknown2008-11-17 17:33:33
I read it as undefined. biggrin.gif

Undefined progeny makes sense.

... *failure*
Ardmore2008-11-17 17:35:37
QUOTE(Deschain @ Nov 17 2008, 12:26 PM) 583218
I read it as undeffed.

Yeah me too.
Aerotan2008-11-17 18:23:33
I read it right tongue.gif

Then again, I tend to read authors who like making 1) Underfed waifs or 2) Underfed slaves.
Unknown2008-11-17 18:26:56
I read it wrong sad.gif
Unknown2008-11-17 18:36:31
I read under-fed, but, then again, at the time I was scrounging my kitchen for something other than baked beans and pancake mix. I sympathized.

Edit: I got this tell just now, and totally stared at it for a moment, thinking, surely, someone was making a joke based off this thread:

Undefetter tells you, "Hello, would you please help me? I am new."
Aerotan2008-11-17 19:57:44
He's (sadly) been around for a while. I sent Myrkr a tell about it, I think...
Aison2008-11-17 20:32:08
I read it right because I passed 2nd grade English with flying colors.
Aerotan2008-11-17 20:33:22
Congratulations. Now do third grade, and we'll have you caught up in no time.
Aison2008-11-17 20:49:37
I don't wanna do reading comprehension though sad.gif
Amarysse2008-11-17 20:57:41
I read it as under-fed. confused.gif Exeryte could call nearly anyone "underfed," though, considering his famed size.
Desitrus2008-11-17 21:13:32
Underfed has a hyphen?
Unknown2008-11-17 21:18:15
I think it was just easily confused because the words undeffed, deffed, and nerfed are used so much on these forums. tongue.gif

In another context it probably wouldn't have been.
Diamondais2008-11-17 21:24:01
QUOTE(Desitrus @ Nov 17 2008, 04:13 PM) 583264
Underfed has a hyphen?

Not really. confused.gif
Amarysse2008-11-17 21:39:18
No, it doesn't have a hyphen, which is why I used one in the first instance for illustrative purposes, and properly in the second. smile.gif
Arix2008-11-17 21:43:31
Can we please move on from this topic?
Amarysse2008-11-17 23:13:31
Yes.

QUOTE
(Harbingers): Urazial says, "Have you considered a future as Dark Marshall?"


blink.gif I don't think there's ever been a question addressed to Amarysse that elicited quite so much shock. Even I was stunned into silence for a few seconds. (And I don't care if I was the 50th person that's been asked that very question since Ryleth announced his resignation. It's still not something I would've expected to hear.)

Urazial2008-11-17 23:17:48
See what happens when you complain of the Harbingers not talking? happy.gif
Amarysse2008-11-17 23:43:53
QUOTE(Urazial @ Nov 17 2008, 06:17 PM) 583323
See what happens when you complain of the Harbingers not talking? happy.gif


Talking? What talking? I like the quiet! It's just fine, really! I don't mind at all! hide.gif
Shaddus2008-11-17 23:56:43

QUOTE
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted, shouts, "Mortals, I have grown bored. Entertain
Us with a poem. The one who is the most pleasing shall bear Our favour."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted, shouts, "What, is there a shortage of poets? We
remain bored."

You shout, "Roses are crimson, yes indeed. Prick your finger, and you'll bleed.
Thorns of steel, tainted fire, burn you like a funeral pyre!"


You see Disciple Hyde, Dark Whisper shout, "Sing me a song, a deathly tale, two
cities at war, two showers of hail, if one should win, then the other is lost,
but all is fair when you consider the cost."


Eventru, Crown of the Exalted, shouts, "A good start indeed. But how about some
praising Our glory?"


Grunt Morhgor Harklen, Ur'guard Initiate shouts, "Silence is golden or so they
say, why not keep your shouting for another day?"

You shout, "A Golden Jester, tall and proud. He lives among Celestia's clouds.
Though we laugh and revile His name, his own city, doth do the same."


Aquamage Syridean shouts, "Tides of war, rage so hot. Your flowery words concern
me not. Silvered toungues and wisdom go not hand-in-hand. In the end, the silent
shall soothe the land."


Father Talkan La'Saet, Loyalty of Exultation shouts, "A Traitor, fearing for his
life, decides to spend the rest of his days with the miserable and trite."

You shout, "Golden Lord, He once served Fain. Kneeling down, He praised Fain's
name. He denies it, but we all know, He run right back if given the chance."

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Fain's anger.

(Order): Fain says, "Shaddus, shut up."


Coldly, Sthai Oubliette, Clockwork Amaranth says, "Fools. Illusions, merely."

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "Golden Lord, We served no Traitor - friends betrayed Us, and mortals
whisper lies. Now We shall punish them."

A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly a bolt of blue, crackling
energy strikes your mortal body. Your back arches as pain explodes in your
brain. Blue fire erupts through your eye sockets and mouth as you die in
unspeakable agony.
You have been slain by Eventru.


The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "And Our aim remains even and ever true. Ah, Dynara named Us well, didn't
She?"


The cold, compassionless voice of Fain, of the Red Masque knifes through the
ether, "Indeed, you served no traitor. Once you knelt and did Me obeisance, and
surely you will again in time. But never a traitor did you serve nor shall you."

Dead, Prayed, Alive.

(Order): You say, "I beg you forgive my impudence, Lord. My hatred for your
enemy seems to have overcome the little common sense I hold."


Crimson lightnings rumble ominously across the darkened clouds.


(Order): Fain says, "Your poetry is excerable, Shaddus."


(Order): Fain says, "But the irritation you did Eventru pardons you in My eyes."
Aison2008-11-18 00:09:58
You begin to snub Shaddus. is all I have to say about that.

You really need to quit with the shouts.

(and bad poetry. hide.gif )