Yuniko slaps a plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation on the
cheek.
A plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation roars angrily, taking
several violent swings at Yuniko with his clenched, clawed fists - though they
prove ineffectual.

A plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation exclaims, "Not the
face, not the face!"

A plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation exclaims, "Gorgulu is a
puddle of piss and slop! One day I will leash him, and Nifilhema will learn to
be my mate! SHE WILL LEARN!"

A plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation exclaims, "Nifilhema
will be my wife, the stupid bitch! To Celestia with Gorgulu! She shall be my
Queen, and Nil shall be our domain!"
A plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation roars fiercely.

A plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation exclaims, "I will say
this for the Red Masque! He holds a grudge longer and more fiercely than even I
do!"
A plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation bellows with a hideous,
grotesque laugh.


A plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation exclaims, "Rage on!"
A plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation roars loudly, clenching
his fists before slamming them together infront of him.


BEST. DOLL. EVAR.

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(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): Marlucia (from the Prime Material Plane)
says, "Obaby obaby obaby."

(Glomdoring): Vrestis (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Why did a bunch of
duaghters all suddenly lie down to sleep.."

(Glomdoring): You say, "They were influenced recently."

(Glomdoring): Marcellus says, "Or Faethorn has been generally influenced to
support us."

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "That or they found you to be incredibly boring."

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Take your pick."

omfg. I want one.

I want a Methrenton to be LIKE THIS. hawt.

Translating into drunk:



tell rika so, you doing well?
You tell Rika Talnara, "Soow,, yojh doiiinl *hic* lgg *hic* we *hic* ell?"

(Someclan): Esano says, "<3 gagging."

Context is irrelevant.

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "I still have two spores."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Eula says, "To the Shofangi Guild Halls!"

*gasp*

Quick, Nejii, we have to enemy them for breaching the security of our sanctuary and flooding it with LOTI !!!!!!!!!111

Wha?! We were talking about mushroom circle spores. But now I have an idea..

Don't lie! I KNOW IT WAS LOTI!

It wasn't. I think the loti have just got to you head.

I rarely wear clothes when I'm doing anything!

She is a nimble faeling demigoddess and looks quite ridiculous. Really she does. Just look at the pig snout.

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "This clan is the NRA and WE VOTE."

A plush doll of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps nudges a plush doll of
Luna, the First of Maidens suggestively and winks knowingly.

A plush doll of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness utters a low growl, eyeing its
surroundings fiercely.

A plush doll of Luna, the First of Maidens turns her back on a plush doll of
Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps and pointedly ignores him.

A plush doll of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness growls at a plush doll of Glumki
Thorneye, King of the Redcaps, "Been sniffing up the skirts of the lesser fae
again, Glumki?"

Shaking his crowned head in vehement denial, a plush doll of Glumki Thorneye,
King of the Redcaps declares, "Oi vey! No such thing!" before shifting his eyes
suspiciously from side to side.


What do we know from this? Glumki is a pervert, and I think he's jewish?

(Celest): Lorina (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Thoros."


(Celest): Faragan says, "Letme put on my shocked face."

And the plot thins....

After a bit of important guild talk about the young ones in our guild:

<>You say, "but would like to know if there are any objections."

<>: Gyorn says, "Nope."

<>: Lorina (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "I don't see a problem."

<>: Telperion says, "I think that is a great idea. Many have been missed."

<>: Eventru says, "WE OBJECT TO YOUR HAIRSTYLE!"

<>: Eventru says, "Ahem."

<>: Lorina (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Shoo."

<>: Gyorn says, "Whoa!"

<>: Lorina (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Go plan Doman's kidnapping."

<>: Gyorn says, "Whose hairstyle, my Lord?"

<>: Eventru says, "Lorina's."

<>: Telperion says, "Greetings, Lord Eventru. Wha?"

<>: Gyorn says, "Wahaha."
-

<>: Lorina (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "I am worthless."

<>: Eventru says, "Bad hair, bad taste, cheap."

<>: Eventru says, "Yeap."

<>: You say, "Let's cut her hair off, and turn it pink."

<>: Lorina (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Never insult my hair!"

<>: Gyorn says, "Nice rhyming."

<>: Lorina (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Wait, we got off topic."

<>: Eventru says, "Right. Back on topic."

<>: Eventru says, "The black one, Fania."

<>: Gyorn says, "Heh."

<>: Eventru says, "It makes you look thinner."

<>: Lorina (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "What?"

<>: Eventru says, "Who?"

<>: Gyorn says, "Where?"

<>: Lorina (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Uhhh."

<>: You say, "When!"

<>: You say, "I love you all too much!"

<>: You say, "Although, I could say when without coaxing."

<>: Eventru says, "Surely, but it was far more amusing to make you do it on Our behalf."

<>: Gyorn says, "I'll have to check out Lorina's hairstyle, I haven't really looked at it."

<>: Eventru says, "It's that sort of mortal-divine love We so eagerly leave you with."

<>: Gyorn says, "Aww."

- Let's let the questy secretness stay so, hm hm? Thanks! - Mod


Best. Quest. End. Ever. Oh, the bitterness! It might have been only 1k gold despite pretty much including an honours quest, but it was FUN!

(Nihilists): Nepthysia says, "I love you no less dear Fist, but I'm afraid my
perspective is somewhat altered and from this old lady you shall never live it
down."



(Nihilists): Romero (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "If you question my
actions, Lady Nepthysia or what I do in the altered role of the plays... I can
show you what I truly live up to in my proper form."


(Nihilists): Nepthysia says, "Oh I don't question your virtues at all, I simply
can't pass up the opportunity to tease you when I get it."
3310h, 3720m, 3000e, 10p elrx-



(Nihilists): Romero (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh, there is no
'virtue' called into question, Lady Nepthysia. I simply meant other things...
but no matter."


(Nihilists): Nepthysia says, "Oh well, if you're offering."

Yeah I dont think anyone really needs to know what happend beforehand