Quotes 5

by Charune

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Rika2008-11-20 05:47:56
QUOTE(Lekius @ Nov 20 2008, 06:38 PM) 584479
That wasn't easy to beat that was you saying 'No you' Hmph!


No it wasn't. tongue.gif

And if it was, that just proves how easy it was. wink.gif
Unknown2008-11-20 06:20:07
You scent at the air, your skilled nose picking up the faint traces of others in
the surrounding area.
You make out the scent of Krin coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Vrestis coming from before a large archway.
You make out the scent of Shikha coming from before a large archway.
You make out the scent of Amarysse coming from before a large archway.
You make out the scent of Urazial coming from before a large archway.

You make out the scent of Glydan coming from the Portals of Glomdoring.
You make out the scent of Kirovera coming from a shadowed parlour.
You make out the scent of Kundu coming from within the trunk of a great
ravenwood.
You make out the scent of Dowapaa coming from within the trunk of a great
ravenwood.
You make out the scent of Eliron coming from before a large archway.
You make out the scent of Yukari coming from along the edge of Glomdoring.


(The Daughters of Attai): You say, "DAMMIT, HARBS NEED TO STOP THE MUDORGY!"

(The Daughters of Attai): Amarysse says, "But, but... Who will love us, if we
don't?"

(The Daughters of Attai): Eliron says, "But... but... my husband's never here. I
NEED THE LOVE."

Unknown2008-11-20 07:12:00
Barrin gives the corpse of Xypher to you.

immolate corpse
You gently lay the corpse of Xypher next to the Pool of Stars.
Xypher's wounds heal and he opens his eyes as life is restored to him.

honors xypher
Xypher (Male Dracnari).
He is 21 years old, having been born on the 3rd of Shanthin, 199 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 778th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Pilgrim in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research.
He is a member of the clan called 'Seekers Of The Eternal Flame.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Parayshia & Diodorus Jewels.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Onyx Feline Jewelry Cartel.'
He walks with Divine Grace.
His motto: 'Sure thing!'
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
See HONOURS FULL XYPHER to view his 3 special honours.

facepalm
You thrust your palm towards your forehead and hit it with a resounding *smack*!

He's rogue. :/
Unknown2008-11-20 07:25:24
Shric, don't feel bad! Once the MDs resurgemed a Glom at the MMT. roflmao.gif THAT is what I call humor.
Rika2008-11-20 07:29:05
Um.. you can't resurgem people who are not Moonchildes/Stag/Moon. Unless the Glom had Stag or Moon...
Unknown2008-11-20 07:31:02
QUOTE(rika @ Nov 20 2008, 02:29 AM) 584555
Um.. you can't resurgem people who are not Moonchildes/Stag/Moon. Unless the Glom had Stag or Moon...


It was pre-then, Rika. Their name started with an X, I think? Fledgeling at the time... my memory strains to recall it, exactly. huh.gif


----


(Market): Sadhyra says, "Boost your self-esteem while spending time getting
physical with a lovely Elfen. Seeking spars."

Unknown2008-11-20 07:57:07
Asking nicely didn't work. Vaguely sexual innuendo DID. sad.gif
Casilu2008-11-20 08:00:15
QUOTE(Sadhyra @ Nov 19 2008, 11:57 PM) 584566
Asking nicely didn't work. Vaguely sexual innuendo DID. sad.gif

Lusternia. Of course it would work.
Rika2008-11-20 08:08:18
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Nov 20 2008, 08:31 PM) 584557
It was pre-then, Rika. Their name started with an X, I think? Fledgeling at the time... my memory strains to recall it, exactly. huh.gif


Before then, soul resurgem still only worked on Moonchildes. And even before then, resurgem just worked on Stag and Moon. Period.
Unknown2008-11-20 08:11:38
QUOTE(rika @ Nov 20 2008, 03:08 AM) 584577
Before then, soul resurgem still only worked on Moonchildes. And even before then, resurgem just worked on Stag and Moon. Period.


I really do remember the resurgem... maybe it was quoted in last year's quotes?
Unknown2008-11-20 08:16:20
QUOTE(rika @ Nov 20 2008, 01:29 AM) 584555
Um.. you can't resurgem people who are not Moonchildes/Stag/Moon. Unless the Glom had Stag or Moon...


This statement is incorrect.
Rika2008-11-20 08:17:29
Wait, what?! Tell meeee.
Unknown2008-11-20 08:18:52

Rika tells you, "You're a lovely elfen?"

You tell Rika Talnara, "Is there any other type?"

Rika tells you, "Oh, then I'm a lovely elfen too?"

You tell Rika Talnara, "I thought you were a ginormous demigod?"

Rika tells you, "An Elfen Lady Demigoddess."

You tell Rika Talnara, "I suppose there are exceptions to every rule."

Rika tells you, "Hmph. You're no fun."
Rika2008-11-20 08:22:04
Meaniepants. sad.gif
Unknown2008-11-20 11:09:30
QUOTE(rika @ Nov 20 2008, 03:22 AM) 584590
Meaniepants. sad.gif

It's the whole warrior-muscle-woman thing. Kinda creepy when your date is more butch then you. suspicious.gif

So unless you wear a chainmail bikini, you don't qualify for magical not-muscly warrior rights. tongue.gif
Nepthysia2008-11-20 14:15:53
Just horsin' around (yes, bad pun)

CODE
A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "Hello."

You exclaim, "Gah!"

You give a young male horse with a coal black tail the once-over, eyeing him

suspiciously.

Veldrin gives a young male horse with a coal black tail the once-over, eyeing

him suspiciously.
A young male horse with a coal black tail swishes his tail mildly.

You say to Veldrin, "I did not teach him to do that."

You nod your head at yourself.

Veldrin tilts his head curiously at you.

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "But at least you're a

polite horse and your first words weren't FEED ME."

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "Why would they be?"

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "That is the first

instinct of most animals."

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "I'm not most animals thank

you!"

Veldrin peers at a young male horse with a coal black tail unscrupulously.
A young male horse with a coal black tail swishes his tail mildly.

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "Of course you aren't

Anduran, you're MY horse."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "I'm a very lucky horse then."

You smile softly.

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "That you are."

You pet a young male horse with a coal black tail ingratiatingly.
A young male horse with a coal black tail swishes his tail mildly.

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "When are you going to feed me

by the way? just out of curiosity."

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "When you eat all the rest

of what is in your feedbag, of course."

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "Your two legged pet over there

looks hungry too."

Veldrin blinks.

Veldrin sways back and forth.

You cackle hellishly.


......

You say, "Of all the containers to get, you get a furry chest.."

Veldrin nods his head emphatically.

You say, "That's just, weird."

Veldrin tilts his head curiously at you.

Veldrin pets a furry chest ingratiatingly.

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "Maybe he just likes furry
things. You should get him a fur'kin to play with."

You stroke a young male horse with a coal black tail tenderly.
A young male horse with a coal black tail snorts softly in your direction.

Veldrin peers at a young male horse with a coal black tail unscrupulously.

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "I think he has plenty of
toys to play with without giving him a live one."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

You say, "I wanted the hat box."

You give a pained sigh.

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "Hmm."

You say, "Would have been nice to put all my tailoring in."

You smile with a wink and say to Veldrin, "Maybe I could sell my talking horse

for 200 dingbats to get it."

Veldrin utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "HEY NOW!"

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "What?"

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "Think you're worth more

dingbats?"

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "Sell me!? hrmp! try to sell me

and I'll just not talk!"

Veldrin smirks.

You say to Veldrin, "I know I should have gotten a night mare or something."

Veldrin grins mischievously at you.

You say to Veldrin, "Least then I could be assured it would follow orders."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "You don't like me?"

You stroke a young male horse with a coal black tail tenderly.
A young male horse with a coal black tail snorts softly in your direction.

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "I think you're a

beautiful specimen - even more intriguing that you speak."

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "Now ask me if I love you

more than a hat box of rare decay."

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "I think i'll pass."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "You have any other tricks

then, oh horse of mine?"

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "I can make veldrin perform

tricks!"

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "Well so can I, that's not

very impressive."

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "Well then..make him do

something!"

Veldrin peers at a young male horse with a coal black tail unscrupulously.
A young male horse with a coal black tail swishes his tail mildly.

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "I don't feel like calling

my demon."

Nepthysia waves her hand dismissively and yawns.

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "Oh you need to get a demon to
make him do stuff? watch this..VELDRIN! Make a illusion of me!"

Unable to stop yourself, you laugh out loud.

Veldrin shakes his head at a young male horse with a coal black tail.
A young male horse with a coal black tail snorts softly in Veldrin's direction.

You discern that someone is impersonating a young male horse with a coal black

tail.
A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "Well..fine..don't make a

illusion of me."

The corners of Veldrin's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say to Veldrin, "Pity he can't conjure me up a hat box."

The corners of Veldrin's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You say to Veldrin, "That would be a far more impressive and worthwhile trick."

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "If I could summon up a hat box,

I would summon a nice young filly first."

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "A young filly is far

easier to come by than the hat box."

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "What use do I have for a hat

box though."

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "Impressing your owner so

she doesn't lock you up with a hungry wyvern."

Veldrin utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "You'd feed me to a wyvern?"

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "I'd a baby to a wyvern if

it got me something rare and nifty."

You rub your hands together and grin at a young male horse with a coal black
tail with evil satisfaction.
A young male horse with a coal black tail snorts softly in your direction.

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "You hear that two legs? you'll

be meat when she finds something more valuable.."

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "Veldrin is far from a

baby, and actually something rare and nifty, he doesn't count."

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "But you, Anduran, are

something rare and I'm not yet certain you are nifty."

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "Actually I'm not able to talk,

sorry to disappoint."

You say to a young male horse with a coal black tail, "Oh well in that case, go

back to your corner."

A young male horse with a coal black tail says, "Aww."

Veldrin snickers softly to himself.

You say to Veldrin, "So what were we doing before Mr Talkbox interrupted?"
Seraku2008-11-20 14:25:46
All I thought when reading that was "Wwwillllberr."
Arix2008-11-20 16:13:45
OMG me too
Noola2008-11-20 16:44:12
I thought of Mr. Ed.

laugh.gif
Arix2008-11-20 16:45:39
That's from Mr. Ed, the Wilbur thing