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Noola2008-11-20 16:47:19
QUOTE(Arix @ Nov 20 2008, 10:45 AM) 584675
That's from Mr. Ed, the Wilbur thing



Ohhhh! For some reason I had it mixed up with that talking Pig movie and thought you were talking about that.

I don't actually remember much about Mr. Ed other than the theme song, which is what popped in my head when I read that log. laugh.gif

"A horse is a horse, of course, of course
And no one can talk to a horse, of course
Unless, of course, the horse is the famous Mr. Ed!"

That's gonna be in my head all day long now. laugh.gif
Unknown2008-11-20 19:10:19
After Gregori's Ascension...

(Serenwilde): Anisu (from the Aetherways) says, "My poor poor tree."

*throws lovebiscuits at Anisu* I want to be your son.
Reiha2008-11-20 19:22:14
Filling the air with a sound like dancing leaves, the voice of Galaphyrae is
accompanied by an elusive melody as it rustles, "As you have done, Gregori,
serve well the Grace of the Moonhart. We have entrusted you with the essence of
the Mother to stand for us, our spirits, and the heart of nature.
Congratulations!"

Romero, Fist of Luciphage shouts, "Keep it to yells, no one wants to hear the
treehuggers celebrate."

Serenguard Tael Talnara, the Argent Watcher shouts, "Ah. Great reminder that the
so-called Engine of Transformation has not managed to raise a single individual
to the ranks of Ascendanthood. Thank you, Romero. You serve your kind well."

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "Congratulations, ascendant, on fanning your mortal shard. It warms Our
hearts to see those mortals not yet marred by the foul pollution of the Soulless
seek to strengthen themselves. Truly, you must do Elfenehoala great honour."

Eschatologist Incabulos Oubliette, Weaver of the Strands shouts, "Oh. Look at
what I almost missed. Congratulations, Gregori. It's wonderful to see that
ineptitude can be overcome through a vast expenditure of commune resources."

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "Only in some instances, Incabulos. We fear you are still a lost cause."

The steady clanging of a forging hammer can be heard as Desitrus Kamau bellows,
"That must be why Magnagora has yet to raise one, they must stockpile two to
three times the normal resources required to overcome such a large, gaping void
of failure."

Luciden d'Murani shouts, "It's a shame when a "Lost cause" still looks better
than you, Eventru."

Gregori Mes'ard shouts, "Don't you have some men to be servicing, Luciden? I am
surprised you have room in your mouth to talk."

Ard'Rhi Krin Kinsari shouts, "Don't you have some men to be servicing Gregori?"

Geophyte Kyr Ga'tian shouts, "Come now Eventru, can't you just face the truth
without being so very violent?"

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "No, Kyr."


wub.gif Lusternia tongue.gif

@ Brahams: you do realize you'd also be Reiha's son suspicious.gif
Llandros2008-11-20 19:28:34
QUOTE(Reiha @ Nov 20 2008, 02:22 PM) 584757
Gregori Mes'ard shouts, "Don't you have some men to be servicing, Luciden? I am
surprised you have room in your mouth to talk."

Ard'Rhi Krin Kinsari shouts, "Don't you have some men to be servicing Gregori?"

classy rolleyes.gif

What was that about raising the age limit....
Unknown2008-11-20 19:30:03
@Reiha: That -is- part of the reason I want to be her son, yes. Reiha strikes me as a great person. happy.gif
Desitrus2008-11-20 19:40:04
QUOTE(Brahms @ Nov 20 2008, 01:30 PM) 584766
@Reiha: That -is- part of the reason I want to be her son, yes. Reiha strikes me as a great person. happy.gif


Been there, done that. Got the T-Shirt.
Gregori2008-11-20 19:44:38
QUOTE(Llandros @ Nov 20 2008, 01:28 PM) 584761
classy rolleyes.gif

What was that about raising the age limit....



Got news for you, raising the age limit above my age would mean 98% of you kids don't get to play anymore.


This might be a good thing. Let us ponder such an action.
Reiha2008-11-20 19:45:29
QUOTE(Desitrus @ Nov 20 2008, 11:40 AM) 584775
Been there, done that. Got the T-Shirt.

Lousy inactive son. LOUSY. Strangely more polite than Desitrus, though.

And who are you, Brahms? ohmy.gif


@ Gregori: what about Krin's (in comparison to his age)? suspicious.gif
Noola2008-11-20 19:46:12
QUOTE(Gregori @ Nov 20 2008, 01:44 PM) 584779
Got news for you, raising the age limit above my age would mean 98% of you kids don't get to play anymore.
This might be a good thing. Let us ponder such an action.



Gregori's four years older than me! ohmy.gif
Unknown2008-11-20 19:51:44
QUOTE(Reiha @ Nov 20 2008, 08:45 PM) 584782
And who are you, Brahms? ohmy.gif


Hadrian. blush.gif
Desitrus2008-11-20 20:06:57
Gregster is a dirty old man.
Gwylifar2008-11-20 21:33:14
QUOTE(Reiha @ Nov 20 2008, 02:22 PM) 584757
Gregori Mes'ard shouts, "Don't you have some men to be servicing, Luciden? I am surprised you have room in your mouth to talk."

Serenwilde must be so proud.
Unknown2008-11-20 22:17:57

QUOTE
You have been slain by Melville.
You become visible once more.
The song "Safetydance" ends and fades away.
You are OUT of the Wargames!
The spectator stands of the Klangratch Tournies.
An enormous black crow flies here with gigantic wings spread. Druid Everson Nightshade, Crow's
Talons is here. He wields a leather sling in his left hand and a mystic cudgel in his right.
You see exits leading in and out.
The Red Team has 2 members left.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w ex-

You are no longer immune from stun.
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You look at Everson in amazement as ghostly antlers sprout from his head and just as soon fade away.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w ex-

You rub a thin ruby band and it begins to glow with a pulsating light.
Warm water showers down upon yourself, and you scrub under your armpits until you are squeaky clean.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w x-

You see a bright light shine on you as afflictions gained in the arena are cured.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w ex-

You rub a thin ruby band and it begins to glow with a pulsating light.
Warm water showers down upon yourself, and you scrub under your armpits until you are squeaky clean.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w x-

Everson abruptly hunches over and toddles in a circle, dragging his knuckles on the ground and
making strange whooping noises.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w x-

You take a drink from a turquoise vial.
The allheale burns your throat and makes your eyes water.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w x-

The corners of Everson's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w x-

Everson leaps about in a circle and neighs like a horse.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w x-

You take a drink from a turquoise vial.
You may not take another dose of allheale so soon.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w x-

You must possess equilibrium in order to do that.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w x-

You take a long drag off your pipe.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w x-

You rub your tummy contentedly.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w x-

You must regain equilibrium first.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w x-

You have recovered equilibrium.
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You rub your tummy contentedly.
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Everson closes his eyes and bows his head, then suddenly shivers with delight.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w ex-

You are:
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w x-

Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w x-

You have recovered equilibrium.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w ex-

You rub your tummy contentedly.
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Everson whispers something to an enormous black crow.
An enormous black crow seems to settle down.
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ONDEF rebounding
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You take a drink from a garnet vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
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You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 2.
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You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
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You store 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total to 3.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w ex-

You are:
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w x-

An enormous black crow begins to follow Everson obediently.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w x-

You have recovered equilibrium.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w ex-

You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your head.
The salve has no discernable effect.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w ex-

You spread the healing potion on yourself but it quickly evaporates.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w ex-

You are:
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w x-

You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w x-

You have recovered equilibrium.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w ex-

You remove 1 kafe, bringing the total in the Rift to 29.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w ex-

You eat a kafe bean.
ONDEF kafe
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You take out some healing potion and quickly rub it on your legs.
The potion has no discernable effect.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You may eat or smoke another herb.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You are:
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w xk-

You may eat another herb that gives the sparkleberry effect.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w xk-

You have recovered equilibrium.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You remove 1 kafe, bringing the total in the Rift to 28.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You eat a kafe bean.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You take a drink from a turquoise vial.
You may not take another dose of allheale so soon.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You take a drink from an emerald vial.
ONDEF fire
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

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You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

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ONDEF insomnia
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You say, "Oh god help."
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You take out some healing potion and quickly rub it on your legs.
The potion has no discernable effect.
3785h, 4475m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You may eat or smoke another herb.
3785h, 4475m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You are already an insomniac.
3785h, 4375m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You may drink another purgative or curing potion.
3785h, 4375m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 4375m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 4375m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 4375m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You remove 1 kafe, bringing the total in the Rift to 27.
3785h, 4375m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You eat a kafe bean.
3785h, 4375m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You down the last drop from a turquoise vial.
You may not take another dose of allheale so soon.
3785h, 4375m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You take a drink from an emerald vial.
ONDEF fire
3785h, 4375m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You are already an insomniac.
3785h, 4275m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 4275m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 4275m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 4275m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 4275m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

Everson utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
3785h, 4275m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You may eat or smoke another herb.
3785h, 4275m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You take out some healing potion and quickly rub it on your head.
The potion has no discernable effect.
3785h, 4275m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You may drink another purgative or curing potion.
3785h, 4275m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You may take another dose of allheale.
3785h, 4275m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You are already an insomniac.
3785h, 4175m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 4175m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 4175m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 4175m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 4175m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You remove 1 kafe, bringing the total in the Rift to 26.
3785h, 4175m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You eat a kafe bean.
3785h, 4175m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

What is it that you wish to drink?
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You take a drink from an emerald vial.
ONDEF fire
3785h, 4175m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 4175m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You take out some healing potion and quickly rub it on your head.
The potion has no discernable effect.
3785h, 4175m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 4175m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You are already an insomniac.
3785h, 4075m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-
3785h, 4075m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 4075m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 4075m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You may eat or smoke another herb.
3785h, 4075m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You may drink another purgative or curing potion.
3785h, 4075m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You are already an insomniac.
3785h, 3975m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 3975m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

What is it that you wish to drink?
3785h, 3975m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You take a drink from an emerald vial.
ONDEF fire
3785h, 3975m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 3975m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 3975m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 3975m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You take out some healing potion and quickly rub it on your head.
The potion has no discernable effect.
3785h, 3975m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You are already an insomniac.
3785h, 3875m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 3875m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 3875m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 3875m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You may drink another purgative or curing potion.
3785h, 3875m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

Korimbu arrives from the ether.
The Red Team has 1 members left.
3785h, 3875m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

Korimbu takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his head.
3785h, 3875m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You take out some healing potion and quickly rub it on your head.
The potion has no discernable effect.
3785h, 3875m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

Korimbu eats a kafe bean.
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You see the following people here:
Everson, Korimbu, Sadhyra
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You take out some healing potion and quickly rub it on your head.
The potion has no discernable effect.
3785h, 3875m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

Korimbu takes a long drag off his pipe.
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Korimbu eats a bunch of pennyroyal.
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You are not performing a song.
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Everson pats Korimbu in a friendly manner.
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You take out some healing potion and quickly rub it on your head.
The potion has no discernable effect.
3785h, 3875m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

Korimbu eats a stalk of faeleaf.
3785h, 3875m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You take out some healing potion and quickly rub it on your head.
The potion has no discernable effect.
3785h, 3875m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 3875m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You take out some healing potion and quickly rub it on your head.
The potion has no discernable effect.
3785h, 3875m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

3785h, 3875m, 4575e, 10p, 16525en, 21025w exk-

You say, "Man...."
I need a new computer. sad.gif
Aerotan2008-11-21 00:08:40
QUOTE
(Glomdoring): Please welcome Riika who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as
a new commune member!
2120h, 3300m, 3300e, 10p, 8900en, 14900w elrxk-

(Shadowmaze): Myrkr says, "Welcome, Riika , to the Glomdoring! Please read
CGHELP MURMURS at this time. If you should have any questions, feel free to ask
them over this aether using CGT ."


This may get confusing...
Urazial2008-11-21 00:13:11
EDIT: I'm slow. Nevermind!
Rika2008-11-21 00:14:29
Keel it. sad.gif
Iola2008-11-21 00:15:46
It's okay!

2008/11/21 00:14:37 - Riika is now known as Falion.


I have nerfed it.
Unknown2008-11-21 00:17:13
QUOTE(Iola @ Nov 20 2008, 07:15 PM) 584932
It's okay!

2008/11/21 00:14:37 - Riika is now known as Falion.
I have nerfed it.


HONORS FALON


Falon of the Murder (Male Loboshigaru).
He is 28 years old, having been born on the 9th of Dioni, 193 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 1026th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Night's Tender in the Great Forest of Glomdoring.
He is a Pilgrim in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts, the Shadowmaze, and
the Empyreal Academy (honours).
He is a member of the clan called 'The Pack.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Children of Crow.'
His warcry: 'Heard you where having a party thought we'd crash it!'
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
See HONOURS FULL FALON to view his 1 special honours.


HONORS FALION

Falion, Murmur in the Dark (Male Faeling).
He is 20 years old, having been born on the 9th of Juliary, 201 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Shade in the Great Forest of Glomdoring.
He is currently enrolled as a Student in the Shadowmaze.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
Rika2008-11-21 00:17:53
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Not surprised. dry.gif
Iola2008-11-21 00:18:16
That is still a million times better than Riika.