Quotes 5

by Charune

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Unknown2008-11-21 00:43:16
QUOTE(Iola @ Nov 20 2008, 04:15 PM) 584932
2008/11/21 00:14:37 - Riika is now known as Falion.
He's got the "i" in the wrong place...
Unknown2008-11-21 03:16:10
(Glomdoring): Arkzrael says, "How can you train a cat to stop drinking out of
the toilet if you can't train the man to put down the lid?"

(Glomdoring): Nocht says, "Feeling philosophical today, little one?"
Arkzrael2008-11-21 03:18:59
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Nov 20 2008, 09:16 PM) 584972
(Glomdoring): Arkzrael says, "How can you train a cat to stop drinking out of
the toilet if you can't train the man to put down the lid?"

(Glomdoring): Nocht says, "Feeling philosophical today, little one?"



Oh dear god that was embarassing...

but super <3 to Lord Nocht for the favor!
Rancoura2008-11-21 03:19:15
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Nov 20 2008, 11:16 PM) 584972
(Glomdoring): Arkzrael says, "How can you train a cat to stop drinking out of
the toilet if you can't train the man to put down the lid?"

(Glomdoring): Nocht says, "Feeling philosophical today, little one?"


Not fair. I was going to post that one.

You're too quick for me, Myrkr.

Though you did do Arkzrael a little injustice there, leaving the other parts out, heh.
Unknown2008-11-21 03:20:42
QUOTE(Rancoura. @ Nov 20 2008, 10:19 PM) 584974
Not fair. I was going to post that one.

You're too quick for me, Myrkr.

Though you did do Arkzrael a little injustice there, leaving the other parts out, heh.


Shh. Context is not important. SHH! quiet.gif
Unknown2008-11-21 07:43:02
In response to Xiel,
(Adiks): Rika says, "I like your thing <3."
Arkzrael2008-11-21 07:55:51
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Nov 20 2008, 09:20 PM) 584975
Shh. Context is not important. SHH! quiet.gif



It was me telling Nocht 'Unfortunately, M'Lord' along with a huge spam of tells saying 'omg' and 'that is so true'. The greatest thing about it was 'You have been favored by Nocht for one month'. Pardon any misspelllings, I'm a lil tipsy, kids!
Casilu2008-11-21 08:32:51

Lord Xiel y'Kada, Avatar of the Tempest says, "I didn't know that willowisps had genitalia."
Xiel2008-11-21 10:13:01
They're just big balls of twinkling, bell-filled lights. How do you check for that? losewings.gif
Shiri2008-11-21 10:56:39
Depends how the bells are arranged, I guess.
Unknown2008-11-21 11:20:58
QUOTE(Shiri @ Nov 21 2008, 11:56 AM) 585048
Depends how the bells are arranged, I guess.


Clearly Shiri has experience in these matters..
Shiri2008-11-21 11:21:53
Yeah, my title used to be "pooka molestor" or something of the sort before Elryn had a go at them...
Unknown2008-11-22 01:19:23
3710h, 4860m, 5100e, 9p exk-ask brennan breastmastery

Brennan Stormcrow looks up curiously.
3710h, 4860m, 5100e, 9p exk-
Serella2008-11-22 02:57:41
QUOTE
This mare has a fat frame, with sleek muscles denoting speed and grace whenever
she moves. She occasionally tosses her luxurious mane as she whinnies and
snorts, and her grey eyes blink slowly, taking in the world. Her sleek coat is
coloured snowy white, with a grey tail sprouting proudly from her body. Blinking
occasionally and swishing her tail, she has the forebearing look of a creature
waiting for something interesting to happen. She is called 'Neighjii.'
A fat, snowy white mare with a grey tail appears to lack strength.


Made me giggle. >.>
Unknown2008-11-22 04:33:06
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Nov 21 2008, 08:19 PM) 585287
3710h, 4860m, 5100e, 9p exk-ask brennan breastmastery

Brennan Stormcrow looks up curiously.
3710h, 4860m, 5100e, 9p exk-

I seriously doubt he could teach you anyway. The old man hasn't gotten any action in years.
Casilu2008-11-22 04:33:57
QUOTE(Kialkarkea @ Nov 21 2008, 08:33 PM) 585319
I seriously doubt he could teach you anyway. The old man hasn't gotten any action in years.


Well, you know when Rowena vanishes after the summoning quest? suspicious.gif
Celina2008-11-22 04:36:42
(Jhagar): Thoros says, "Seren and I are about to hit Ceren."
Unknown2008-11-22 04:41:33
QUOTE(casilu @ Nov 21 2008, 11:33 PM) 585320
Well, you know when Rowena vanishes after the summoning quest? suspicious.gif

Pfft. Brennan's falling apart, do we even know if it's still attached?
Casilu2008-11-22 04:43:55
QUOTE(Kialkarkea @ Nov 21 2008, 08:41 PM) 585323
Pfft. Brennan's falling apart, do we even know if it's still attached?


I'm not. I'm assuming she's the dominant one.
Unknown2008-11-22 05:50:16
Just gonna quote it before anyone else can laugh. >_<

QUOTE
You argue with sweeping authority, buttressing your broad claims with dogmatic assumptions and justifications. Your argument leaves Mikalia staring at you in stupefaction, and her continued silence must obviously be taken for concession.
Face burning red, Mikalia throws up her hands in exasperation and curses loudly, obviously too discombobulated to engage in further debate.
After a long pause in you and your interlocutor's dialectic, you lose interest in the debate and let your mind drift to other things.

(Glomdoring): You say, "Mikalia shattered."

(Glomdoring): Mikalia says, "Dumbass."


...I have since made color triggers for honors. >_>