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Unknown2008-11-22 20:42:23
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(Shadowmaze): Somaria says, "Seph, how go your studies?"

(Shadowmaze): Seph says, "Well, marm. Quite well, in fact."


MARM. Giggle.
Unknown2008-11-22 21:36:50
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Veracruz playfully paws at the air.


Veracruz? Hardcore troll? Or PLAYFULL KITTY MAN??
Sarrasri2008-11-22 21:41:42
QUOTE(Kialkarkea @ Nov 22 2008, 01:36 PM) 585445
Veracruz? Hardcore troll? Or PLAYFULL KITTY MAN??


Playful kitty man. For sure. Me-ow.
Shaddus2008-11-22 22:20:32
QUOTE(Aison @ Nov 22 2008, 02:19 PM) 585426
This conversation reminds me of Mrs. Doubtfire


TOOOOODLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Unknown2008-11-23 07:17:40
Bow to your god.

CODE
say Gimme a split, Moyrz
You say, "Gimme a split, Moyrz."
4990h, 5688m, 4428e, 10p, 20180en, 22760w elrxk-


Moyra, the blackjack dealer says, "Place your bets! Place your bets!"
4990h, 5688m, 4428e, 10p, 20180en, 22760w elrxk-

bet 25000 gold
You bet 25000 gold sovereigns.
4990h, 5688m, 4428e, 10p, 20180en, 22760w elrxk-


Swelling up with pride, you strut around in fantastic new clothing, until you realize you are only naked!
4990h, 5688m, 4428e, 10p, 20180en, 22760w elrxk-


Moyra, the blackjack dealer says, "No more bets."
Moyra, the blackjack dealer deals you a seven of Spades and a seven of Clubs.
She deals herself two cards. The up card is a five of Diamonds.
_______   _______
|S ___ S| |C ___ C|
| |   | | | |   | |
|     | | |     | |
|     | | |     | |
|S    |S| |C    |C|
-------   -------
You have 14.
Dealer shows a five of Diamonds.
Moyra, the blackjack dealer asks you, "Do you want to hit, stand, double, or split?"
4990h, 5688m, 4428e, 10p, 20180en, 22760w elrxk-

split

(Jhagar): Malarious (from the Aetherways) says, "Laters al."
4990h, 5688m, 4428e, 10p, 20180en, 22760w elrxk-

Moyra, the blackjack dealer splits your pair. You are dealt a nine of Spades for your current hand and a four of Clubs for your new hand.
_______   _______
|S ___ S| |S ___ S|
| |   | | | |   | |
|     | | |  ---| |
|     | | |     | |
|S    |S| |S    |S|
-------   -------
You have 16.
Dealer shows a five of Diamonds.
Moyra, the blackjack dealer asks you, "Do you want to hit, stand, or double?"
4990h, 5688m, 4428e, 10p, 20180en, 22760w elrxk-


(Jhagar): Malarious (from the Aetherways) says, "All*."
4990h, 5688m, 4428e, 10p, 20180en, 22760w elrxk-


(Jhagar): Thoros says, "Peace."
4990h, 5688m, 4428e, 10p, 20180en, 22760w elrxk-

stand
You stand on your 16.
_______   _______
|C ___ C| |C     C|
| |   | | | |   | |
|     | | |  ---| |
|     | | |     | |
|C    |C| |C    |C|
-------   -------
You have 11.
Dealer shows a five of Diamonds.
Moyra, the blackjack dealer asks you, "Do you want to hit, stand, or double?"
4990h, 5688m, 4428e, 10p, 20180en, 22760w elrxk-

double
You double-down, and Moyra, the blackjack dealer deals you an Ace of Clubs, for a total of 12.
Moyra, the blackjack dealer flips over her hole card, showing a King of Clubs for a total of 15.
She deals herself a Queen of Diamonds, for a total of 25. BUSTED!
Your 1st hand won! Moyra, the blackjack dealer hands you 25000 gold sovereigns, and you collect your bet.
Your 2nd hand won! Moyra, the blackjack dealer hands you 50000 gold sovereigns, and you collect your bet.
4990h, 5688m, 4428e, 10p, 20180en, 22760w elrxk-


(Jhagar): Ceren says, "Bye."
4990h, 5688m, 4428e, 10p, 20180en, 22760w elrxk-


(Jhagar): Esano says, "I'm off too. Bye!"
4990h, 5688m, 4428e, 10p, 20180en, 22760w elrxk-

wow
"Wow!" you exclaim!
4990h, 5688m, 4428e, 10p, 20180en, 22760w elrxk-

w
You leave the blackjack table.

-- You won 100000 total gold. --


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Unknown2008-11-23 07:23:14
You raise a palm in the air and try to cure Balizar from afar.
You suddenly feel your touch with reality weaken.

You raise a palm in the air and try to cure Melville from afar.
You suddenly feel your touch with reality weaken.

Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd says, "I'm farcuring!"

With a hopeful smile, Urazial raises his hand high in the air.

With a hopeful smile, Urazial raises his hand high in the air.

You bop Urazial on the head.
Veracruz2008-11-23 08:15:48
kitten I think not!? playful fox, maybe
Casilu2008-11-23 08:18:42
QUOTE(Veracruz @ Nov 23 2008, 12:15 AM) 585600
kitten I think not!? playful fox, maybe


We'll stick with kitten.
Sarrasri2008-11-23 08:19:48
QUOTE(Veracruz @ Nov 23 2008, 12:15 AM) 585600
kitten I think not!? playful fox, maybe


You are so a kitten. Don't deny it!
Unknown2008-11-23 08:21:12
Hey Vera. Why are these girls calling you a kitten. WTF man.
Sarrasri2008-11-23 08:24:10
QUOTE(Thoros LaSaet @ Nov 23 2008, 12:21 AM) 585608
Hey Vera. Why are these girls calling you a kitten. WTF man.


That is a secret. kiss.gif
Desitrus2008-11-23 08:36:44
Cause he's a great big




























cat.
Casilu2008-11-23 08:51:37
honours chicknchaser
Dedicant Chicknchaser, of the Hart (Female Aslaran).
She is 16 years old, having been born on the 15th of Roarkian, 205 years after the Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Ward in the Great Alliance of Serenwilde.
She is currently enrolled as a Wayfarer in the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts.
She is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.
Unknown2008-11-23 10:50:22
QUOTE(casilu @ Nov 23 2008, 09:51 AM) 585623
honours chicknchaser
Dedicant Chicknchaser, of the Hart (Female Aslaran).
She is 16 years old, having been born on the 15th of Roarkian, 205 years after the Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Ward in the Great Alliance of Serenwilde.
She is currently enrolled as a Wayfarer in the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts.
She is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.


OMG, FABLE STRIKES AGAIN!!! XD
Noola2008-11-23 14:53:11
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Nov 23 2008, 01:23 AM) 585568
You raise a palm in the air and try to cure Balizar from afar.
You suddenly feel your touch with reality weaken.

You raise a palm in the air and try to cure Melville from afar.
You suddenly feel your touch with reality weaken.

Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd says, "I'm farcuring!"

With a hopeful smile, Urazial raises his hand high in the air.

With a hopeful smile, Urazial raises his hand high in the air.

You bop Urazial on the head.



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Unknown2008-11-23 17:07:47
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nw
A hall of broad windows.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A lucidian astrologer stands here, quickly making notes on a small piece of parchment. Etil'ck Arthar'rt paces the room here, absorbed in thought.
You see exits leading northeast, east (open door), and southeast.

squint e
A tidy laboratory.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
You can see no further.


Just surprised me, didn't know he could leave the room. :/
Shaddus2008-11-23 17:22:16
look skein
She is an ordinary human and stands just above the average height for those of
her race. Fiery red hair has been pulled taut into an elegant braid, which falls
to the middle of her back, while thin tendrils of curls frame the heart shape of
her small face. Her hazel eyes appear even brighter, accentuated by the fire of
her red hair. Milky pale is her skin, softly splashed with tiny freckles that
dot her cheeks and even lightly spot her dainty rounded ears. She is wearing
delicate white robes, and a dramatic, veiled hat.

Best.Guide.Evar.
Aison2008-11-23 18:16:03
QUOTE(Brahms @ Nov 23 2008, 09:07 AM) 585666
Just surprised me, didn't know he could leave the room. :/


Someone probably attacked him and ran and he started to chase them. I don't think he actively moves, but he'll eventually reset.
Gregori2008-11-23 21:05:07
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Nov 17 2008, 12:47 AM) 583121
So you're telling me to ignore you? freaked.gif

I did the math, Myrkr could potentially win an election of that magnitude.


Astraea 274
Daedalion 98
Myrkr 94


Someone should buy a calculator.
Urazial2008-11-23 21:33:10
QUOTE(Gregori @ Nov 23 2008, 04:05 PM) 585718
Astraea 274
Daedalion 98
Myrkr 94
Someone should buy a calculator.

She did say potentially, which is quite true. Next.