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Shaddus2008-11-23 21:43:07
That's a lot of alts.
Unknown2008-11-23 21:44:29
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ Nov 23 2008, 04:43 PM) 585738
That's a lot of alts.


Exactly. The alt brigade was what I was counting on.

But I'm not upset I lost, anyway. I'm pretty happy Astraea won. This gives Myrkr a chance to learn more.
Unknown2008-11-23 23:58:40
Sthai Oubliette, Clockwork Amaranth says to Nepthysia, "It appears we're
measuring... manhoods. Or lack thereof."


Sthai Oubliette, Clockwork Amaranth sighs dramatically.


Nepthysia scoffs arrogantly.


Sister Nepthysia n'Rotri, Glass Amaranth says, "I've the biggest manhood of you
all."


Sister Nepthysia n'Rotri, Glass Amaranth says, "Disperse."


"Shoo! Shoo!" Nepthysia says as she waves all those around her away.


Maker of Mountains Veracruz d'Murani, the Earthen Juggernaut says, "I believe
it."
Celina2008-11-24 00:42:10
Pouring from the houses round about, and from the slums beside the city walls, a
crowd of dirty Serfs and Laborers amasses, filled with festive cheer and calling
for blood. Pick pockets run about the crowd, and fathers lift their children up
to catch a better glimpse of the blood shed to come.

Expectantly, the crowd waits, and soon the pale face of Veracruz appears between
the battlements. The populace roars its approval: shrieking viscanti women
scream for blood, and men yell hoarse obscenities at the distant figure. Behind
him, Valkira d'Lardick raises a mailed fist, and obedient, the crowd begins to
quiet.

Valkira d'Lardick pulls Veracruz out of sight, and, in breathless silence the
people wait. Suddenly, beneath the vast, buttressed arch of the northern gates,
a trapdoor opens, and the flailing victim falls.

With a jerk, Veracruz's fall is broken momentarily by the rope, which cuts
through his neck, decapitating him. A rain of blood bespeckles the excited
crowd, and the corpse plummets to the ground. As the crowd disperses, viscanti
children stay to fight each other for the head, while gutter mutts tear the
flesh from off Veracruz's broken corpse.
The wild and raucous cheering of the crowd reaches your ears as Veracruz is
executed at the northern gates.
Veracruz has been suffocated by execution in the Capital City of Magnagora.
You see the death occur at execution grounds atop the Northern Gate.
Unknown2008-11-24 00:44:03
A thing of beauty
Diamondais2008-11-24 01:00:28
Reminds me of Alias Grace when they're describing the hanging of her supposed accomplice. Nice. content.gif
Krackenor2008-11-24 03:40:20
that was cool to read, but why was he executed?
Unknown2008-11-24 07:55:09
QUOTE(Urazial @ Nov 23 2008, 10:33 PM) 585735
She did say potentially, which is quite true. Next.


roflmao.gif

Now I finally know the meaning of the word "potentially".

(This isn't even meant in a mean way. I just lol'd when I read that.)
Reiha2008-11-24 09:19:34
Shofaran Casilu, Noyan en-Lam yells, "Also, am I the only one who finds it funny
that you're an Aquamancer, and this is still the Lil' Taintling Inn?"

You yell, "No one's come up with a good name yet for me."

Shofaran Casilu, Noyan en-Lam yells, "Hrm."

You yell, "Cas' All You Can Eat Steakhouse?"

You yell, "Squidhouse."

Shofaran Casilu, Noyan en-Lam yells, "Myrtle The Turtle's Tidepool?"

You yell, "I don't want a water closet."

Shofaran Casilu, Noyan en-Lam yells, "Myrtle is the Toronada turtle with the
broken shell. Very cute."

You yell, "It kinda sounds emo."

Shofaran Casilu, Noyan en-Lam yells, "It's not. Also, I already went to the
bathroom somewhere in here."

You yell, "...oh dear."

Shofaran Casilu, Noyan en-Lam yells, "No, kidding."
Unknown2008-11-24 10:03:31
dorks
Casilu2008-11-24 17:46:39
Darthen is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe until he returns to Lusternia.

(The Hartfire Hearth): Ardmore (from the Aetherways) says, "Hi Darthen."


Sorry, I just thought the timing was too perfect.
Ardmore2008-11-24 18:54:58
QUOTE(casilu @ Nov 24 2008, 12:46 PM) 586068
Darthen is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe until he returns to Lusternia.

(The Hartfire Hearth): Ardmore (from the Aetherways) says, "Hi Darthen."
Sorry, I just thought the timing was too perfect.

I fail to see the humour in that. Didn't he JUST say hello?
Casilu2008-11-24 18:57:28
QUOTE(Ardmore @ Nov 24 2008, 10:54 AM) 586099
I fail to see the humour in that. Didn't he JUST say hello?


No, that was like... five-ten minutes before, seriously.
Ardmore2008-11-24 19:12:39
QUOTE(casilu @ Nov 24 2008, 01:57 PM) 586100
No, that was like... five-ten minutes before, seriously.

...I see...
Noola2008-11-24 19:15:17
Why would you bother saying Hello if you're only gonna be there for 5-10 minutes anyway? laugh.gif
Ardmore2008-11-24 19:30:39
QUOTE(Noola @ Nov 24 2008, 02:15 PM) 586106
Why would you bother saying Hello if you're only gonna be there for 5-10 minutes anyway? laugh.gif

I do it. sad.gif I just like the attention.
Veracruz2008-11-24 19:31:10
ROOOOOOOOOOOOFL BOMB!
Unknown2008-11-24 19:37:34
Glad I'm not the only one who uses AIM! biggrin.gif
Noola2008-11-24 19:43:25
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Nov 24 2008, 01:37 PM) 586115
Glad I'm not the only one who uses AIM! biggrin.gif



I use it too. Whenever I remember to log in. laugh.gif
Unknown2008-11-24 19:58:10
QUOTE(Noola @ Nov 24 2008, 02:43 PM) 586117
I use it too. Whenever I remember to log in. laugh.gif


Yeah, like forgetting to log in right now? :: Stares at her BL. ::