Quotes 5

by Charune

Back to The Funnies.

Shaddus2008-11-25 02:13:49
QUOTE
Loud, bemused chuckling echoes across the


Fail
Unknown2008-11-25 02:14:09
Loud, bemused chuckling echoes across the

Loud, bemused chuckling echoes across the First World.

Divine typos! biggrin.gif
Rancoura2008-11-25 02:15:45
In addition:

QUOTE
Loud, bemused chuckling echoes across the

Loud, bemused chuckling echoes across the First World.


Whoo Divine typos.
Shaddus2008-11-25 02:17:57
I'm sorry, your fail MUST be phrased in the form of a question. smile.gif

(Newbie): Wedmira says, "What does a sparkleberry do?"
..... Is she EVER going to pass novicehood? By the time she does, she'll be a mentor, and STILL talk on Newbie. sad.gif
Aerotan2008-11-25 05:58:39
QUOTE
poke tree

With your mighty index finger extended, you poke the Master Ravenwood Tree.
2150h, 3000m, 3300e, 10p, 8900en, 13400w elrx-

Waring steps out of the Master Ravenwood Tree, trailing sparkling motes of
light.
2150h, 3000m, 3300e, 10p, 8900en, 13400w elrx-
ooh

Utterly entranced, you emit a long "Ooooh."
2150h, 3000m, 3300e, 10p, 8900en, 13400w elrx-

Master Ravenwood's a vending machine now..?
Unknown2008-11-25 06:12:25
Lesk points an athame dagger at Moralis and vines shoot forth, entangling him
with a thorny embrace.

Moralis raises an eyebrow questioningly.

Turning his head to the south, Moralis summons a sparkling wind that whooshes in
from the south and burns away the ties that bind him.

The Moralis, Black Rose Among the Thorns shakes his head at Lesk, long silver
tresses floating on the breeze, held aloft as the wind catches the feathers
entwined within it, "Not that easy to trap an elder my young friend."

Lesk chuckles long and heartily.

Lesk, Initiate of Night's Secrets says, "Is it not?"

Looking toward the sky, stars glittering in the whirling pools that are his
eyes, The Moralis, Black Rose Among the Thorns exclaims, "No...for with great
age comes great growth and knowledge, this awaits you my young friend!"

Lesk smirks.

----

... the poses... so cheesy... like... Anime... die.gif
Aerotan2008-11-25 06:18:49
Aww, no rest of it?
Arix2008-11-25 06:37:33
QUOTE(Aerotan @ Nov 24 2008, 10:58 PM) 586407
Master Ravenwood's a vending machine now..?


Personally, I'd contact the 800 number and get my fifty cents back
Aerotan2008-11-25 10:03:46
QUOTE
A soft breeze caresses your exposed skin, sending shivers through your body.
0h, 2824m, 3360e, 10p, 9070en, 13402w elrx-

You are dead, perhaps you should "Pray for Salvation".
0h, 2824m, 3360e, 10p, 9070en, 13408w elrx-
How's that work?
Luciden2008-11-25 15:33:05
You portal to the Aetherplex Chamber.
The Aetherplex Chamber.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. Curled up here is an
imperial scroll of lustrous blue and gold. You see a sign here instructing you
to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. There is an aetherways
portal here.
You see exits leading north (open door), south, and out.
-
Sleeping soundly, a broad smile creeps across Marluxia's face.
-
- portal enter kismet

Reiha gives you a compassionate hug.
-
You portal to The Kismet Ascendant.
Kismet Fulcrux.
Filling the room with its presence, an ebony chest adorned with taint wyrms has
been placed on the ground with its top down. A majestic tapestry hangs here,
upon which is depicted an intricate clockwork of shining metals. Perched here is
a bench of silver entwined wires studded with moonstones. A painting of Estarra
is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A marble archway stands here, elegantly
arcing up from ground to ceiling. Curving upwards to the ceiling, a bulky
ramhead gleams dully here. A sign here suggests you READ SIGN! Lying flat on the
ground is a key-shaped sigil. You see a sign here instructing you to use the
PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. You see a sign here instructing
you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading northeast, east, south, northwest, down (closed door), and
in (closed door).
-
Reiha opens the reinforced door to the down.
- portal exit

The door to the down slams shut.
-
You portal to the Aetherplex Chamber.
The Aetherplex Chamber.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. Curled up here is an
imperial scroll of lustrous blue and gold. You see a sign here instructing you
to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. There is an aetherways
portal here.
You see exits leading north (open door), south, and out.
- portal enter kismet
You portal to The Kismet Ascendant.
Kismet Fulcrux.
Filling the room with its presence, an ebony chest adorned with taint wyrms has
been placed on the ground with its top down. A majestic tapestry hangs here,
upon which is depicted an intricate clockwork of shining metals. Perched here is
a bench of silver entwined wires studded with moonstones. A painting of Estarra
is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A marble archway stands here, elegantly
arcing up from ground to ceiling. Curving upwards to the ceiling, a bulky
ramhead gleams dully here. A sign here suggests you READ SIGN! Lying flat on the
ground is a key-shaped sigil. You see a sign here instructing you to use the
PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. You see a sign here instructing
you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading northeast, east, south, northwest, down (closed door), and
in (closed door).
- clt rofl
(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): You say, "Rofl."
-
- clt I'm in your manse again
(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): You say, "I'm in your manse again."
-
-
(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): Reiha says, "Le gasp."
-
- abjure window rei
You open up a window in the cosmic fabric and search out Reiha. Through the
cosmic window, you see Reiha at ACQUISITIO OFF, ACQUISITIO OFF, ACQUISITIO OFF!.
-
You have recovered equilibrium.
- abjure window reiha
You open up a window in the cosmic fabric and search out Reiha. Through the
cosmic window, you see Reiha at ACQUISITIO OFF, ACQUISITIO OFF, ACQUISITIO OFF!.

-
-
You have recovered equilibrium.
- clt rofl
(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): You say, "Rofl."
- clt nice name for a room
(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): You say, "Nice name for a room."
-
(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): Reiha says, "From a long time ago when we
didn't have palm sigils tongue.gif."
-

content.gif
Desitrus2008-11-25 20:06:40
QUOTE(luciden @ Nov 25 2008, 09:33 AM) 586535
harrr

I've been there. With Acquisitio ON
Unknown2008-11-25 20:17:27
What really matters in Glomdoring.

QUOTE
(Skeleton Hearth): Astraea (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I need to get the Ambassador appointed so I can just choose a head diplomat from their aides and have them do my diplomacy while I sit in the Shadow Court and count gold, or find better ways for my bangs to cover my eyes."
Unknown2008-11-26 00:05:23
QUOTE
You sit yourself down.

You have emoted: Sadhyra drops a vial on the ground, giving it a leisurely spin.

Tarkers, Wyrden Ravager says, "Why was it on the ground?"

You say, "I'm entertaining myself."

Tarkers's eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say, "Spin the vial."

You waggle your eyebrows comically.

Tarkers utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Myrkr snickers at you.

You have emoted: Sadhyra hums softly as the vial twirls about, before ending pointing directly at Myrkr.

You have emoted: Sadhyra gasps in surprise.

You have emoted: Sadhyra puckers her lips lasciviously.

Myrkr smirks.

Myrkr leans close to you and gently lays a kiss upon your forehead.

Tarkers snickers softly to himself.

"Woot!" you shout excitedly.

In a stage whisper, you say to Myrkr, "We won't tell Urazial about this, hmm?"

Myrkr snickers softly to herself.

You say, "What happens in the Weakening...stays in the Weakening."

You hum a happy tune.

Krin closes his eyes momentarily and you see a small, nearly imperceptible prismatic ribbon flowing from his head and attaching to the Tenebrous Altar of Shadows.

EEP! Someone else here!

You murmur to Myrkr, "Uh oh. Krin's here. Game over."

Krin ponders the situation.

Fly Krin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Games over?"

Tarkers, Wyrden Ravager says, "It's over!"

Krin sniffles softly.

Fly Krin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "I wanted to play."

You nod your head sagely.

You say, "No. You really don't."

Tarkers shakes his head at Krin.

You say, "Trust me."

Pwnt by stealth enter. sad.gif
Casilu2008-11-26 01:44:44
The vibrant spring melodies refresh your health.
A ghostly shape rises from the ground, listening to Lisuarte's song.
3350h, 4829m, 5720e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w esSilrxk- <17:43:36.429>
(-495,0,0)
blackeye.gif


Some refreshment. pissed.gif
Unknown2008-11-26 03:30:34
QUOTE
(Celestines): A beatific cherub says, "Send assistance to Celestia in the name
of the Light!"
2608h, 3513m, 3702e, 10p, 10165en, 15835w ex-

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
2608h, 3438m, 3702e, 10p, 10165en, 15835w ex-

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
2608h, 3438m, 3702e, 10p, 10165en, 15835w ex-

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
2608h, 3438m, 3702e, 10p, 10165en, 15835w ex-

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
2608h, 3438m, 3702e, 10p, 10165en, 15835w ex-

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
2608h, 3438m, 3702e, 10p, 10165en, 15835w ex-

(Celestines): A seraphic angel says, "Send assistance to Celestia in the name of
the Light!"
2608h, 3438m, 3702e, 10p, 10165en, 15835w ex-

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
2608h, 3438m, 3702e, 10p, 10165en, 15835w ex-

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
2608h, 3438m, 3702e, 10p, 10165en, 15835w ex-

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
2608h, 3438m, 3702e, 10p, 10165en, 15835w ex-

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
2608h, 3438m, 3702e, 10p, 10165en, 15835w ex-

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
2608h, 3438m, 3702e, 10p, 10165en, 15835w ex-

dazed.gif
Reiha2008-11-26 04:33:51
(Celest): Telperion (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And he is using a war
hammer now."

(Aquamancers): You say, "What's a... war hammer?"

(Aquamancers): Telperion (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What Thoros is
using to pound you to death."

doh.gif
Shaddus2008-11-26 04:41:29
QUOTE
Loud, rumbling laughter shakes the very foundations of the First World.


I bet Eventru has that aliased so he doesn't mistype it again.
Unknown2008-11-26 04:47:37
QUOTE(Reiha @ Nov 26 2008, 04:33 AM) 586776
(Celest): Telperion (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And he is using a war
hammer now.
"

(Aquamancers): You say, "What's a... war hammer?"

(Aquamancers): Telperion (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What Thoros is
using to pound you to death."

doh.gif


Kee
Shaddus2008-11-26 05:16:24
QUOTE
event score
The current results for the Hamsterhunt are:
You are not participating in this event.
Player Score
---------------------------------------
Izekeal 654
Rika 503
Kajin 105
Kaite 96
Jinx 81
Wedmira 62
Ried 41
Kalegyne 28
Telperion 23
Tonni 8
Mirami 5
1990h, 2850m, 3300e, 10p, exk<>-|Safe|{3.59}
event score

** The Hamsterhunt has ended! **
1990h, 2850m, 3300e, 10p, exk<>-|Safe|{1.23}
There is no event currently running, however the results for the previous
Hamsterhunt are:
Player Score
---------------------------------------
Izekeal 654
Rika 604
Kajin 105
Jinx 81
Wedmira 62
Ried 41
Kalegyne 33
Telperion 23
Tonni 8
Mirami 5


Gee. I wonder if Rika had help with that? chin.gif
Diamondais2008-11-26 05:17:05
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ Nov 26 2008, 12:16 AM) 586786
Gee. I wonder if Rika had help with that? chin.gif

Izekeal did too. tongue.gif