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by Charune

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Acrune2008-10-14 23:40:47
These hits were all in a row:

Pointing your staff at a hammerhead shark, icy water erupts forth and pounds into his body. A hammerhead shark gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath knocked out of him.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

Pointing your staff at a hammerhead shark, icy water erupts forth and pounds into his body. A hammerhead shark gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath knocked out of him.
You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
No longer able to stand the brutal force of the icy waters, a hammerhead shark struggles for one last breath before succumbing to death.
You have slain a hammerhead shark.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a hammerhead shark.

Pointing your staff at a hammerhead shark, icy water erupts forth and pounds into his body. A hammerhead shark gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath knocked out of him.
You have scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL hit!
No longer able to stand the brutal force of the icy waters, a hammerhead shark struggles for one last breath before succumbing to death.
You have slain a hammerhead shark.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a hammerhead shark.

Pointing your staff at a hammerhead shark, icy water erupts forth and pounds into his body. A hammerhead shark gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath knocked out of him.
You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
No longer able to stand the brutal force of the icy waters, a hammerhead shark struggles for one last breath before succumbing to death.
You have slain a hammerhead shark.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a hammerhead shark.

Pointing your staff at a hammerhead shark, icy water erupts forth and pounds into his body. A hammerhead shark gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath knocked out of him.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!

Pointing your staff at a hammerhead shark, icy water erupts forth and pounds into his body. A hammerhead shark gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath knocked out of him.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
No longer able to stand the brutal force of the icy waters, a hammerhead shark struggles for one last breath before succumbing to death.
You have slain a hammerhead shark.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a hammerhead shark.

Pointing your staff at a hammerhead shark, icy water erupts forth and pounds into his body. A hammerhead shark gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath knocked out of him.
You have scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL hit!
No longer able to stand the brutal force of the icy waters, a hammerhead shark struggles for one last breath before succumbing to death.
You have slain a hammerhead shark.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a hammerhead shark.

Pointing your staff at a hammerhead shark, icy water erupts forth and pounds into his body. A hammerhead shark gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath knocked out of him.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
No longer able to stand the brutal force of the icy waters, a hammerhead shark struggles for one last breath before succumbing to death.
You have slain a hammerhead shark.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a hammerhead shark.

Pointing your staff at a hammerhead shark, icy water erupts forth and pounds into his body. A hammerhead shark gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath knocked out of him.
You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
No longer able to stand the brutal force of the icy waters, a hammerhead shark struggles for one last breath before succumbing to death.
You have slain a hammerhead shark.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a hammerhead shark.

Man, you'd almost think I was an OP knight...
Kharaen2008-10-15 01:28:44
CODE
| The corpse of Nomnom, the crimson scamp ------------------------ #173015|
| Sex    : Male                      Birthday  : 24th Klangiary 218       |
| Status : Healthy                   Age       : Youth                    |
| Fees   : Prepaid for 0 months      Loyal To  : Kharaen                  |
| Stable : the Kiakodan Community Stables                                 |
|------------------------------------------------------------------ VITALS|
| Health : 3880/7400                 Body Trains    : 60/60               |
| Mana   : 6500/6500                 Mind Trains    : 0/0                 |
| Ego    : 6500/6500                 Spirit Trains  : 0/0                 |
|-------------------------------------------------------------- EXPERIENCE|
| Level  : 13 ( 0%)                                                       |
|------------------------------------------------------- TRAINED ABILITIES|
| (Mount)                             Balance                             |
| (Fly)                               (Phoenix)                           |
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|


His status is NOT healthy!
Unknown2008-10-15 01:42:36
Hmm...

PREFIX KIALKARKEA The corpse of

Muahaha! Time to mess with the newbies! freaked.gif
Shiri2008-10-15 01:43:28
QUOTE(Kialkarkea @ Oct 15 2008, 02:42 AM) 570966
Hmm...

PREFIX KIALKARKEA The corpse of

Muahaha! Time to mess with the newbies! freaked.gif

Heh. Shuyin prefixed himself "The soul of" for a game with Lisaera and Maylea once, that was cute.
Charune2008-10-15 01:50:51
QUOTE(Kharaen d @ Oct 14 2008, 09:28 PM) 570958
CODE
| The corpse of Nomnom, the crimson scamp ------------------------ #173015|
| Sex    : Male                      Birthday  : 24th Klangiary 218       |
| Status : Healthy                   Age       : Youth                    |
| Fees   : Prepaid for 0 months      Loyal To  : Kharaen                  |
| Stable : the Kiakodan Community Stables                                 |
|------------------------------------------------------------------ VITALS|
| Health : 3880/7400                 Body Trains    : 60/60               |
| Mana   : 6500/6500                 Mind Trains    : 0/0                 |
| Ego    : 6500/6500                 Spirit Trains  : 0/0                 |
|-------------------------------------------------------------- EXPERIENCE|
| Level  : 13 ( 0%)                                                       |
|------------------------------------------------------- TRAINED ABILITIES|
| (Mount)                             Balance                             |
| (Fly)                               (Phoenix)                           |
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|


His status is NOT healthy!

There's a BUG command, you know! Easy to fix if you report! dribble.gif
Kharaen2008-10-15 02:06:26
I'm just saying, he ain't healthy at all.
Unknown2008-10-15 02:11:18
QUOTE(Kharaen d @ Oct 14 2008, 09:28 PM) 570958
QUOTE
| The corpse of Nomnom, the crimson scamp ------------------------ #173015|
| Sex : Male Birthday : 24th Klangiary 218 |
| Status : Healthy Age : Youth |
| Fees : Prepaid for 0 months Loyal To : Kharaen |
| Stable : the Kiakodan Community Stables |
|------------------------------------------------------------------ VITALS|
| Health : 3880/7400 Body Trains : 60/60 |
| Mana : 6500/6500 Mind Trains : 0/0 |
| Ego : 6500/6500 Spirit Trains : 0/0 |
|-------------------------------------------------------------- EXPERIENCE|
| Level : 13 ( 0%) |
|------------------------------------------------------- TRAINED ABILITIES|
| (Mount) Balance |
| (Fly) (Phoenix) |
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|


His status is NOT healthy!

He doesn't look DEAD either.
Lekius2008-10-15 03:29:06


Ser Shuyin says, "You should die more."

Ser Shuyin says, "Dying quiets the complaints."
Unknown2008-10-15 05:45:43
Testing meteor and achromatic aura. Did 3 spheres, 3 spheres with achromatic, and 4 spheres so far. The last two made me hit vitality. Now we're gonna do 4 spheres with achromatic and no vitality.

QUOTE

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Okay."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Let's do achromatic and 4."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "I'll take a death."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "...."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "Um...ok."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "I bet I'll live." <----Stag user, no tf, no blessings.

Xiel plays a black violin laced with tendrils of silver and directs the
screeching notes towards you.
AFF achromatic

Sarrasri holds out her hands towards you, and you are surrounded by a
scintillating globe of energy, which manifests into the Sphere of the Twin
Crystals.

*sphere spam here*

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "That's cause you're ohpea."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "My shining will to live will beat all."

Dipping her fingers into a jade vial, Sarrasri draws a grotesque ritual zodiac
circle on the ground in wet blood, carefully sketching each of the
constellations of legend and lore.

diag
You are:
AFF achromatic
afflicted by the Volcano sphere.
afflicted by the Antlers sphere.
afflicted by the Twin Crystals sphere.
afflicted by the Lion sphere.
DEF insomnia

Standing in the centre of a ritual zodiac circle drawn in blood, Sarrasri casts
her hands up towards the stars and whispers the names of the planets. She points
an imperious finger towards you and the spheres of the zodiac glow brightly as
the terrible blackness between the stars grows, an ominous shadow falling across
the ground.
You no longer have the Sphere of Lion surrounding you.
You no longer have the Sphere of Twin Crystals surrounding you.
You no longer have the Sphere of Antlers surrounding you.
You no longer have the Sphere of Volcano surrounding you.

You say, "Wait I changed my mind."

Xiel rolls on the floor, laughing.

You say, "Crap."

10827h, 5106m, 7741e, 10p, 28175en, 17702w elrxk /22:36:32.221/<>-
The darkness in the sky bursts into fire as the meteor descends through the
atmosphere, hurtling towards you. It crashes into the ground at your feet and
explodes in an enveloping holocaust of fire and destructive magic, annihilating
everything in its path with the unbridled power of celestial bodies colliding.
157h, 5106m, 7741e, 10p, 28175en, 17702w elrxk /22:36:33.158/<>-

A ritual zodiac circle drawn in blood dries up and flakes away, carried by the
wind.

Xiel sticks out his tongue and wetly goes, "Pffhhttt!!"

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Ahahahaha."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "I am badass."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "Ohpea bastard."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Hell freaking yes."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "Rofl."
Xiel2008-10-15 05:55:10
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Sarrasri2008-10-15 05:55:55
We should try again now that I increased my intelligence. Maybe I'll get a war blessing too. suspicious.gif
Casilu2008-10-15 05:56:47
QUOTE(Sarrasri @ Oct 14 2008, 10:55 PM) 571077
We should try again now that I increased my intelligence. Maybe I'll get a war blessing too. suspicious.gif


Or just give him sensitiity.
Esano2008-10-15 06:51:16
You people have no idea of style! Punch him and kill him that way!
Arin2008-10-15 06:57:01
Jasato tells you, "Come check out my hore!"

Jasato tells you, "Er, Horse!"

You tell Wingless Angel, Jasato Kuriskagi, Marshal of the Aegis, "Your hore?!"
Unknown2008-10-15 09:19:42
QUOTE(Arin @ Oct 15 2008, 08:57 AM) 571090
Jasato tells you, "Come check out my hore!"

You tell Wingless Angel, Jasato Kuriskagi, Marshal of the Aegis, "Your hore?!"


He just forgot the w at the beginning of the word. No biggie.
Casilu2008-10-15 17:05:09
Thoros tells you, "Slices a moonblade inlaid with a silvery triple moon design cleanly through the air in front of you. You blink several times as it appears that he missed you, but then pain blossoms in a line across your neck as blood gushes out of a long, razor-thin cut."
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say
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10p, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <10:01:57.906>
You open your mouth but say nothing.
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10p, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <10:01:57.966>

Thoros tells you, "Damn you, misaether."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10p, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <10:01:2.875>
reply how did you miss that?
You tell Ur'Warlord Thoros d'Murani, Avatar of the Crimson Wrath, "How did you miss that?"
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10p, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <10:01:13.286>

Thoros tells you, "I did, trust me!"
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10p, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <10:01:22.201>


Also, my new kata is somewhat outdated, but its damn worth it:

kata review thisisspartaaaaaaaa
Name: Thisisspartaaaaaaaa
Action 1: raze left
Action 2: bullkick chest right
Action 3:
Modifiers:
Used ka: 250

All Forms
Max forms: 11
Casilu2008-10-15 17:27:08
Sorry for the doublepost but you know something is wrong when:



2008/10/15 17:23:01 - Fulior guildfavoured Casilu for: An optimistic spirit in those depressing times. Thank you.


I'm the optimistic spirit.
Unknown2008-10-15 18:27:50
QUOTE(casilu @ Oct 15 2008, 07:27 PM) 571198
Sorry for the doublepost but you know something is wrong when:
2008/10/15 17:23:01 - Fulior guildfavoured Casilu for: An optimistic spirit in those depressing times. Thank you.
I'm the optimistic spirit.


Yeah something is indeed wrong. I haven't disfavoured you yet to void that. I'm slacking -sigh-
Tervic2008-10-15 18:53:14
QUOTE(casilu @ Oct 15 2008, 10:05 AM) 571186
Also, my new kata is somewhat outdated, but its damn worth it:

kata review thisisspartaaaaaaaa
Name: Thisisspartaaaaaaaa
Action 1: raze left
Action 2: bullkick chest right
Action 3:
Modifiers:
Used ka: 250

All Forms
Max forms: 11


laugh.gif
Casilu2008-10-15 19:00:17
QUOTE(Tervic @ Oct 15 2008, 11:53 AM) 571244
laugh.gif



You attempt the kata form of thisisspartaaaaaaaa.
You thrust a clawed fist towards Len, ripping at the air before her face.
You powerfully bullkick Len's chest, impacting with a sickening crunch.

dazed.gif