If you'd be willing to buy my ticket there and back, then I am willing to go to San Diego!

Generally, I charge $10 an hour per kid. $20 if the kid isn't potty trained.

I'm going to have to call BS on this one.

I asked, and after a few years, I was told my fine was 65k. I've NEVER seen anyone pay a 65k fine to get unenemied. An I'm certainly not going to be able to pay 65k.

Oh, and I watch kids. Pay my way there and back, I charge 5$ an hour, and all the food in the house is forfeit.

That can be rather cheap depending on who's doing the unenemying.

Unless Xiel worded it oddly, that's JUST to Serenwilde.

2008/11/30 04:31:02 - Xiel donated 100000 gold.
2008/11/30 04:32:20 - Xiel declared that Somaria is no longer an enemy. Reason: Time served and fine paid as above. As per the decision of the Moonhart Circle, until the collective decision of the council has been overturned, any application of hers to join the commune is denied until further notice.

You got off easy, it seems.

I am well aware Shaddus.

I remember paying 50k to Glom alone.

Thank you, Nekotai, for paying for Somaria to get unenemied. She will pay you back once she gets a position in the trade ministry.

The Ninjakari could pay your fines.

Heh. Blame Laysus for that one. In fact, blame him for every other high fine we have. He's currently asking for 350k to be Daedalion's fine, compared to my 100k. Hmm!

Serenwilde- Never get unenemied again!

Seriously, this is why I will never. Ever. EVER. Move to Serenwilde.

No, I have more common decency than that.

Yes, pick your jaw up off the ground.

Urazial tells you, "((And Urazial is a friend to children and small animals everywhere- no griefy.))"

You tell Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd, "(Reiha looks like a small animal and acts like a child, and Urazial is mean to her!)"

Urazial tells you, "((Oh, piffle. How the heck's giving her a scarf mean?))"

You tell Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd, "(It... makes her feel bad that he's so nice?)"

Urazial tells you, "((I see. Well if it makes her feel better, he used it to dry off the family jewels after a bath?))"

A whistling sound fills the air as a wickedly curved scythe whirls by high
overhead at incredible speed.
Somaria has been seared to death by the divine flame of Viravain, Lady of the
Thorns.



Rule One to RP: Pissing off a God is good for your RP, bad for your EXP.

And the rest of that quote..

A whistling sound fills the air as a wickedly curved scythe whirls by high
overhead at incredible speed.
A whistling sound fills the air as a wickedly curved scythe whirls in with
incredible speed, slamming into Somaria forcefully and pinning her to the
ground. The bone chimes hanging from the base of the scythe jingle ominously
before a ghostly fire bursts forth, reducing both body and scythe into ashes.
A reflection of Somaria blinks out of existence.

An angry wind rises abruptly, howling its rage about the chamber. In stark
contrast, the sweet scent of roses permeates the air with their fragrance.

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

A wry smile spreads across Daedalion's face.

Somaria narrows her eyes to thin slits.

An eerie voice echoes upon the wind, "Daedalion..."

Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning asks, "Yes?"

An eerie voice echoes upon the wind, "Have you forsaken your promise to Me? The
one you promised Me when I confronted you the first time."

Lightly, Lady Somaria y'Kaliath, of Sinful Radiance says to Daedalion, "She's
worse than your ex-wife, dear.."

A whistling sound fills the air as a wickedly curved scythe whirls by high
overhead at incredible speed.
A whistling sound fills the air as a wickedly curved scythe whirls in with
incredible speed, slamming into Somaria forcefully and pinning her to the
ground. The bone chimes hanging from the base of the scythe jingle ominously
before a ghostly fire bursts forth, reducing both body and scythe into ashes.
A reflection of Somaria blinks out of existence.

Arix has bled to death.

(The Daughters of Attai): Arix says, "You know w hat really pissed me off about
that? The one and only thing?"

(The Daughters of Attai): Arix says, "Bastard made me eat an earwort."

(The Daughters of Attai): Barrin says, "Oh no he didnt!"

(The Daughters of Attai): Arix says, "Mmmmmhm *zsnap*."

Cardinal Arix, Brewer of Trouble says to Rika, "Anyone who has to resort to
wearing the faces of others to keep their husband entertained, as well as who
knows how many other men, can't be that much of a looker."

Except.. there isn't a link.

THE EMO THING IS A RICKROLL, DO NOT CLICK