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by Charune

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Unknown2008-12-02 17:10:30
QUOTE(Sadhyra @ Dec 2 2008, 04:11 PM) 589005
An enormous gorgog stares at Ashteru, the flames in his eyes brightening and searing him with
intense, scorching heat.
An enormous gorgog opens its mouth, exposing a gaping maw from which foul and pestilent air blasts forth, searing the skin of everyone in the area.
You have been slain by an enormous gorgog.
You writhe in pain as you fall to level 77.
You sigh in frustration as you fall to the level of Paramortal.
You have earned the blessing of the Elder Gods!


Yes. If you haven't noticed, you earn it for dying too. blackeye.gif
Unknown2008-12-02 17:12:24
Well, she did gain a level. tongue.gif
Ardmore2008-12-02 17:12:38
Okay, nothing to do with the game, but funny!

QUOTE
Noola Tanestra: Q is from Star Trek:TNG, also with appearances in DS9 and Voyager
huntej1: ya huh
huntej1: i'm not a big star trek guy
Noola Tanestra: Pesky omnipotent being that liked to harass Jean Luc Picard
Noola Tanestra: tsk
huntej1: you are the biggest nerd i have ever talked to i think!
Noola Tanestra: I can't be!
Noola Tanestra: lol
Noola Tanestra: But... I did go to Vegas three years in a row to a Meet of regular members of a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan web forum
Noola Tanestra: so, maybe I am!
Noola Tanestra: lol
Morhgor2008-12-02 20:10:28
QUOTE(Ardmore @ Dec 2 2008, 12:12 PM) 589018
Okay, nothing to do with the game, but funny!


Q showed up in the orginal, too. He was just les refined as a godly character that they decided to give him later. hide.gif
Callia2008-12-03 00:54:39
Noola... I don't want you to be my babysitter anymore, I want you to be my best female nerd friend... I am tired having to hang around guys just to have nerd talk!
Lorina2008-12-03 01:20:23
We were having a contest after we started talking about what defined cute and what your best features were. It was kinda like who had the "bigger fish" tale. Talkan won sad.gif


(OOC Clan): Talkan says, "I shave one leg sometimes to make it feel like I'm sleeping with a girl."
Unknown2008-12-03 01:50:20
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(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "DAMNIT I HATE THIS."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "MAKE AN ALIAS."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Synl, how many clans do you have?"

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "I have like 9 clans."

You have been discharged from Skeleton Hearth for the following reason: ''.

clt So it gets very confusing
(Bellator Societas): You say, "So it gets very confusing."


You have been invited to join the clan of Skeleton Hearth. Type AGREE if you wish to join.

agree
You are now a member of the clan of Skeleton Hearth.

clt -.-
(Bellator Societas): You say, "-.-."


(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, ":(."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Damn you and your children."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Now you can do cs9 for Hearth!"

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Imagine how nice I am."


I agree with Xenthos in his rants.
Ashteru2008-12-03 02:16:03
Oh ho ho ho.
Celina2008-12-03 02:20:59
QUOTE(Lorina @ Dec 2 2008, 08:20 PM) 589181
We were having a contest after we started talking about what defined cute and what your best features were. It was kinda like who had the "bigger fish" tale. Talkan won sad.gif
(OOC Clan): Talkan says, "I shave one leg sometimes to make it feel like I'm sleeping with a girl."


(clan): You say, "(OOC Clan): Talkan says, "I shave one leg sometimes to make it feel like I'm sleeping with a girl.""

(clan): Shikha (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "How does that make his boyfriend feel?"

I lol'd.
Reiha2008-12-03 05:02:31
Casilu tells you, "Yeah, just need beauty and levitate."

You tell Casilu, Noyan en-Lam, "Got the jewelry?"

Casilu tells you, "No, need you to enchant them for me on either breast."
Noola2008-12-03 05:06:05
QUOTE(Callia Parayshia @ Dec 2 2008, 06:54 PM) 589173
Noola... I don't want you to be my babysitter anymore, I want you to be my best female nerd friend... I am tired having to hang around guys just to have nerd talk!



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Xavius2008-12-03 06:31:15
QUOTE(casilu @ Dec 1 2008, 02:00 AM) 588550

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Casilu2008-12-03 06:52:23
QUOTE(Xavius @ Dec 2 2008, 10:31 PM) 589347
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I can do worse things to you, Xavius.
Xavius2008-12-03 07:19:26
QUOTE(casilu @ Dec 3 2008, 12:52 AM) 589351

Nah, that was just annoying and cluttered.
Kuroi2008-12-03 10:36:31
(Serenwilde): Rika says, "Yes.. Xiel being in charge of applications is going to bring doom and pain."

(Serenwilde): Xiel says, "I demand sacrifices of essence, corpses, and fruit-filled pastries."

(Serenwilde): Rika says, "Either way, no burning the forest!"
Lawliet2008-12-03 23:18:50
(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I don't
have a Harem."

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Just
various small children."
Unknown2008-12-04 01:54:41
QUOTE(Xavius @ Dec 3 2008, 01:31 AM) 589347
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I still think the original McRoll was weiredierest.
Ardmore2008-12-04 02:05:46
(Disciples of Klangratch): Nydekion says, "I feel like Fat Bastard and looking for a bebe to get in my tummy."
Unknown2008-12-04 02:17:09
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(Celest): Reiha says, "Who wants to take Reiha hunting?"
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(Celest): Pharamon says, "Pharamon might."
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(Celest): Eventru says, "Oh, oh!"
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(Celest): Eventru says, "We will!"
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(Celest): Reiha says, "Erm."
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(Celest): Eventru says, "Let Us take you hunting in the Void."
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(Celest): Reiha says, "I'm okay, thank you, M'lord."
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(Celest): Talya says, "Hehehe."
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(Celest): Suzaku says, "Bring a torch."
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(Celest): Pharamon says, "Is it possible for us to die in there, Mi'lord?"
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(Celest): Suzaku says, "And spare underwear."
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ct I'm sure it'd be great training.
(Celest): You say, "I'm sure it'd be great training."
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(Celest): Pharamon says, "If so, i think i'll pass."
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(Celest): Eventru says, "You know, that extreme, vast emptiness where most
beings off lesser caliber will die instantly in a painful pink mist which will
be quickly devoured by the oblivion."
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(Celest): Eventru says, "Ahem, of lesser caliber."
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(Celest): Nydekion (from the Aetherways) says, "Why pink?"
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(Celest): Steingrim says, "I was so there until the pink mist part."
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(Celest): Eventru says, "Because Lyreth and Isune got bored one day and painted
all of your insides pink."
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(Celest): Eventru says, "Whilst you slumbered peaceably."
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(Celest): Pharamon says, "Oh, so it will be our insides making the pink mist."
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(Celest): Eventru says, "We went in while you were sleeping, Nydekion, to make
sure."
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(Celest): Pharamon says, "Yeah, uhhhhhh No, i think i'll pass."
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(Celest): Nydekion (from the Aetherways) says, "Hmm, I'll have to check more
closely next time. I could have sworn that every time I slice at someone with my
axe, it comes out red."
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ct Hang on, what about if I were to be a Lucidian? Would I turn into pink glass shards?
(Celest): You say, "Hang on, what about if I were to be a Lucidian? Would I turn
into pink glass shards?"
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(Celest): Reiha says, "Think I'll hunt rats."
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(Celest): Eventru says, "No, a fine pink cloud of dust, Kialkarkea."
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(Celest): Eventru says, "You sure?"
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(Celest): Reiha says, "Yeaaaah, pretty sure."
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(Celest): Eventru says, "We might be able to convince Charune to join in. He
always finds the most hideous aberrations of the Void to hunt."
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(Celest): Nydekion (from the Aetherways) says, "Heh."
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(Celest): Reiha says, "Oh in that case, I'll go."
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(Market): Lendren says, "The widest selection of musical instruments made by a
master musician. CLANHELP MILKWEED."
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(Celest): Elstad says, "The idea of becoming pink mist is growing on you, isn't
it?"
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(Celest): Reiha says, "Not so much."
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ct Well if it was an Aquamancer they could just be blue mist.
(Celest): You say, "Well if it was an Aquamancer they could just be blue mist."
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(Celest): Eventru says, "Most excellent! If you get separated, head to the
closest land-mass that isn't used as a prison for an insane half-formed that
will rip you limb from limb while singing about canoes and rowboats."
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(Celest): Eventru says, "Their implement of choice being a sugar cookie covered
in candied petals and a pair of pink lingerie."
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(Celest): Talya says, "Mmm, cookies!"
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ct That sounds disturbingly personal Eventru. Are you using our remains to woo a special Somebody?

(Celest): Elstad says, "I wouldn't mind dying from a cookie. It would be a
pleasant way to die."
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(Celest): You say, "That sounds disturbingly personal Eventru. Are you using our
remains to woo a special Somebody?"
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(Market): Pelas says, "Adept alchemist looking for work. Also selling a bottle
of esteem, 8k. No enemies, please."
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(Celest): Reiha says, "Oh eww."
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(Celest): Eventru says, "Yes. We have a thing for four-legged, horned elder gods
who smell like deer spoor."
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The distant, soft chiming of a bell echoes across the city, its beatific ring
washing down the streets in a warm, welcoming voice.
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(Celest): Nydekion (from the Aetherways) says, "That is...a preference I
probably would have done better to not have known."
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ct Lisaera is taken, but I suppose you might be able to convince the Centuar to pull back together...
(Celest): You say, "Lisaera is taken, but I suppose you might be able to
convince the Centuar to pull back together..."
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ct Well Lisaera HAS taken
(Celest): You say, "Well Lisaera HAS taken."
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(Celest): Pharamon says, "Umma just say this...."
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(Celest): Pharamon says, "I'm not going."
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(Celest): Eventru says, "Ah yes. Good old Centaubi. Even better - longer tail
and a mane down his back, gives Us something to hold onto."
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(Celest): Talya says, "Uh . . . that sounds . . . . excellent, Lord."
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Reiha2008-12-04 02:22:27
In the end it was still only Pharamon. sad.gif