You're posting in red outside my game? That alone is worthy.

omg

Hey, you could post in TECHNICOLOR

Kashchei has been cut down by a massive, black greataxe.
Kashchei has been torn to shreds by a massive, black greataxe.

Nerf sentient axes.

I guess the National Axe Association was wrong. People don't kill people; axes kill people.

Steingrim grovels in the dirt before you.

As a note, the favor wore off several hours ago, so as far as anyone knows, she was never favored in the first place.

You know we have rules about mercy, Vathael.

JHAGARDISFAVOUR Vathael.

That brings back nightmares of learning Kael'thas

It brings back loving tender memories of Pre-Nerf Blood DKs.

Seriously. I solo'd a boss 3 levels higher then me and never went below 75% health.

(*): Synl says, "No, I've just decided to model myself after Socratees."
(*): Synl says, "I'm going to live my life as a huge douchebag who does nothing but point out the flaws of others."
(*): You say, "What, you're gonna bone little boys, Synl?"
(*): Synl says, "And be generally anal."
(*): Xiel says, "Oh."
(*): Romero says, "Sounds coo."
(*): Synl says, "Ah HA."
(*): Exeryte says, "Haha."
(*): Synl says, "That fit together too well."
(*): Synl says, "Oh ho ho."
(*): You say, "....omg anal."
(*): Synl says, "And the entendres keep coming."

and then later...
(*): Synl says, "I hate people who are constantly trying to cover their ass."
(*): Synl says, "LEMME AT YOUR ASS DAMNIT."
(*): You say, "Synl really DOES want to be like Socrates."
(*): You say, "Talk about anal-retentive."

and yet again...
(*): Synl says, "BLARGH I NEED LITTLE BOYS THIGHS NAOW."

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Also, in the middle of (another) hours-long meeting about this Glomdrama:

A beam of moonlight comes down from the sky and bathes Larissa in light.
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Astraea narrows her eyes to thin slits.
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Shuyin dances down a moonbeam and alights gently on the ground.
A graceful, golden stallion with a snow white tail trots in from the ether.
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Spreading his arms wide, Shuyin spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb springs up around him.
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A renewed aura of prismatic energy surges from the top of Shuyin's head and surrounds him.
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Xenthos leaves to the south, emanating an aura of immense power.
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Ser Shuyin says, "Hey this isn't Serenwilde."
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Everson's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
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Shuyin looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
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Everson makes a sudden gesture at Shuyin and a bolt of black energy shoots out from his outward stretched palm and shatters Shuyin's magical shield of protection.
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Larissa blinks.
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Ser Shuyin says, "Excuse me!"
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Exeryte razes Shuyin's speed defence with a coiling skeletal rapier.
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Shuyin takes a drink from a coral vial.
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Exeryte whips a steel inquisitor rapier through the air in front of Shuyin, to no effect.
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Everson gets a disappointed look on his face.
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Ser Shuyin says, "Carry on."
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Exeryte moves over to block the south exit.
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Exeryte whips a coiling skeletal rapier through the air in front of Shuyin, to no effect.
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Exeryte whips a steel inquisitor rapier through the air in front of Shuyin, to no effect.
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Synl closes the steel door to the south.
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(Glomdoring): Astraea says, "Shuyin within the Courtt."
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The steel door to the south is opened from the other side.
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Shuyin presses a small button at the centre of a paradox puzzle pyramid and it begins to whirr and then suddenly flashes a bright light, blinding you for a moment.
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Everson mutters discontentedly.
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You see the following people here:
Mikalia, Makira, Synl, Astraea, Larissa, Exeryte, Everson, Shuyin, Sadhyra
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Xenthos enters from the south, emanating an aura of immense power.
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Shuyin looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
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Dripping water echoes in the distance.
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Ser Shuyin says, "Crap!"
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Shuyin places some iridescent spores on the back of his hand and snorts them up his nose.
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Xenthos leaps majestically to the south.
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Everson begins to weep uncontrollably.
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Shuyin waves goodbye.
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UNDEF rebounding
"Shadows seep and darkness falls," you sing, letting a lyre of silver and shadow howl with painful notes.
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Exeryte razes Shuyin's speed defence with a coiling skeletal rapier.
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Shuyin's prismatic barrier flickers and retreats into the top of his skull.
Shuyin leaves to the ether, emanating an aura of immense power.

Lolshuyin.

Shuyin always ends up in the Shadow Court...

One of these days, I think he'll just port in and chill. Be like, "What's up?" And not leave.

Or take an illusionist with him and Grafitti "SHUYIN WAS HERE".

oh my, another. It was a really boring meeting...

Exeryte quickly devours a package of poultry.

Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones begins to cough violently.

Wheezing, Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones says, "What...that isn't...poultry.."

Struggling to stay alive, Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones says, "No...it...ughhh."

A single tear drops from Exeryte's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying himself instantly.
Exeryte has been slain by misadventure.
Exeryte drops a stalk of faeleaf.
Exeryte drops a stalk of faeleaf.

You blink.

Larissa Nightshade, Phantom Hunter looks skeptical and says, "He ate some bad poultry."


Exeryte enters from the south, emanating an aura of immense power.

Makira Nightshade, Ward of Shadows says to Exeryte, "It appears not even bad poultry could best you."

Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones says, "Let us pray that this next batch is less hazardous to my health."

Exeryte consumes a package of poultry leisurely, seeming to enjoy every bite.

Makira nods his head at Exeryte.

Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones frowns slightly, peering at his left arm.

Bemused, Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones says, "I...my arm feels numb.."

Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones doubles over in pain, clutching his chest.

Exeryte whimpers and curls into the fetal position.

Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones exclaims, "By the Gods, the pain!"

A single tear drops from Exeryte's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying himself instantly.
Exeryte has been slain by misadventure.

You say, "That's just...foul."

Oh man I love Ex.

Regarding Celenwilde preparing to stomp Magnadoring in domoths with way too many people:

(Disciples of Klangratch): Ceren (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Wow, I
hope you're not expecting a fight."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Shuyin says, "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."

Urazial tells you, "((I don't need anyone griefed. Nor do I wish anyone griefed. I hold each and every Lusternian player close to my heart. I... I do love them all so very, very much.))"

Damnit, so I totally clicked the emo thing in Reiha's signature...DAMN MY CURIOSITY LIKE A KITTEN!

Lorina <---- Just been Rick Rolled ((It is a rather well done website...))

Ohhhh GAWWDDD, I can't exit out of it! CTRL+ALT+DELETEEEE, close internet explorerrrrr.. You will pay for this, Reiha

I'd post it in the owned thread, but since Lusternia in general isn't mature enough to have one... here's some for the lulz:


The Moralis, Black Rose Among the Thorns shouts, "This is bull, I can't break her demesne because of a bug while she raids my forest."

Moralis tells you, "It's impossible to break her demesne because of her ascendance, it's not supposed to do that, that's not my stupidity that's a bug."

Glomdoring + RP = Moralis ?!?!