Ohhhh GAWWDDD, I can't exit out of it! CTRL+ALT+DELETEEEE, close internet explorerrrrr.. You will pay for this, Reiha

I'd post it in the owned thread, but since Lusternia in general isn't mature enough to have one... here's some for the lulz:
The Moralis, Black Rose Among the Thorns shouts, "This is bull, I can't break her demesne because of a bug while she raids my forest."

Moralis tells you, "It's impossible to break her demesne because of her ascendance, it's not supposed to do that, that's not my stupidity that's a bug."

Glomdoring + RP = Moralis ?!?!

(Celest): Steingrim (from the Astral Plane) says, "We'll have a big insanity
party afterwards!"
3832h, 33m, 2757e, 10p, 16780en, 11110w esSix-

(Celest): Nydekion (from the Astral Plane) says, "Looks like it."
3832h, 33m, 2757e, 10p, 16780en, 11110w esSix-

(Celest): Alban (from the Astral Plane) says, "There will be talking cookies, I
hope."
3832h, 33m, 2757e, 10p, 16780en, 11110w esSix-

(Celest): You say, "Doubtless."
3832h, 33m, 2757e, 10p, 16780en, 11110w esSix-

(Celest): Malicia (from the Astral Plane) says, "A talking cookie deserves to be
eaten."
3832h, 33m, 2757e, 10p, 16780en, 11110w esSix-

(Celest): Steingrim (from the Astral Plane) says, "Might be talking cookies
before the party at this rate."
3832h, 33m, 2757e, 10p, 16780en, 11110w esSix-

(Celest): Malicia (from the Astral Plane) says, "But let us focus for now."
3832h, 33m, 2757e, 10p, 16780en, 11110w esSix-

(Celest): Otem (from the Astral Plane) says, "With singing milk."
3832h, 33m, 2757e, 10p, 16780en, 11110w esSix-

(Celest): Malicia (from the Astral Plane) says, "Heh."
3832h, 33m, 2757e, 10p, 16780en, 11110w esSix-

(Celest): Nydekion (from the Astral Plane) says, "But what will the flying
monkeys say?"

As asked to be quoted by someone else:
Shaddus gives Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic to you.

Crimson Sohei, Shaddus Mes'ard, Wyrmwood Trademaster says to you, "Go get drunk, and make me some grandbabies."
Best father ever?

(Serenwilde): Aedin says, "Ardmore in."

(Serenwilde): Ardmore says, "Kill him!"
(Serenwilde): Charune says, "Kill him."

Made unfunny by the fact that li'l ole me got chased down by Callia and Rika, despite my being nice and not attacking anybody. Next time you all get zappied.

You are startled as a bag of salt bounces harmlessly off you after being thrown
at you by Casilu.

You draw on the energy within a glowing powerstone.
You continue enchanting an energy cube, which pulsates with an inner light.

You say through unhappy tears, "Waaaahhhh."

You draw on the energy within a glowing powerstone.
You continue enchanting an energy cube, which pulsates with an inner light.

Casilu, Noyan en-Lam says, "You have been as-salted."

Casilu snickers softly to herself.

You tell Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd, "I hear you've been seducing
knights."

Urazial tells you, "Yes."

Urazial tells you, "I am currently suffering from inability to attack people on
my own due to the Avenger, so I find other ways to hurt."

You tell Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd, "By seducing knights. Were they
female or male, if I may ask?"

Urazial tells you, "It doesn't matter when they're covered with armour. They are
all equally unappealing. They give their love to me and I need give nothing in
return."

Bring it on girlfriend :-p

You attempt the Kata form of screwup.
With a deft flick of your wrist, you whip Talkan's head with an iron chain,
lashing the skin from his flesh.
Talkan claws desperately at his throat as an iron chain coils tightly round it,
crushing his windpipe.
The chain loops about Talkan's head and pulls taut, fracturing his skull with a
sickening crunch.
You jerk an iron chain as it strikes, lacerating the flesh.
With a deft flick of your wrist, you whip Talkan's chest with an iron chain,
lashing the skin from his flesh.
Talkan cries out as an iron chain slams painfully into his chest.
Talkan begins to twitch uncontrollably.
Talkan's ribcage shatters violently under the relentless assault, collapsing his
chest and piercing his skin with jagged fragments of broken bone.
{{{ Applied Aff: Broken Chest! }}}
You jerk an iron chain as it strikes, lacerating the flesh.
Springing up, you whirl your leg around, pounding Talkan's head and sending him
reeling.

You tell Crimson Sohei, Shaddus Mes'ard, Wyrmwood Trademaster, "What did you do
now *peer*."

Shaddus tells you, "Nothing. Used glide to get into the village, and all I saw
on mindsense was you, pharamon, and steingrim. Then before I called the
ganksquad, I realized the baby is safe, the moon phase changed."

Shaddus tells you, "So I decided to head back to the Megalith, seeing as my work
is done."

Almost as lazy as me.

While talking with the wife about children.

You say, "Then he said he wanted grandbabies ..."
Olivetess blushes furiously.

Olivetess Diluculo, Pure Chime smiles impishly and says, "I'll need to wake more
often to be able to help with that process, I suppose."

Eithne Talnara looks at Olivetess with utmost sympathy.
Eithne Talnara says, "It can be very confusing at first, I know."

Olivetess looks at Eithne Talnara and giggles, blushing profusely.
Eithne Talnara flashes Olivetess a joyous smile.

You say, "Advice on children from Eithne."

As if pressure from our other family members isn't enough ... now even the stable master has to put her 2 cents in.